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Old 11-11-2005, 11:37 PM   #1
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Default Questions that keep you up at night...

If the Pilsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, does that make him a cannibal?


Why is it called a driveway?


If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you drop a cat with toast on it's back?


Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


If God can do anything, can he make a rock that's to heavy for him to lift?


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Old 11-12-2005, 12:24 AM   #2
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At what age do you tell a highway that it's adopted?
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:31 AM   #3
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Will Andy Warhol be right? Will everyone be famous for 15 minutes?..I mean how the hell will there be enough room for everyone at The Betty Ford Clinic?!!
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Old 11-12-2005, 02:26 PM   #4
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"The deeper things in life... like what the bark on a tree is made out of" :p
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Old 11-12-2005, 02:40 PM   #5
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What the hell is dripping?
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Old 11-12-2005, 02:58 PM   #6
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When I move to California what will become of my comic book collection?
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:10 PM   #7
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Has Zatanna ever stopped a villian by saying "MUC"?
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:16 PM   #8
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If the Pilsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, does that make him a cannibal?
No more than me eating bacon.

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Why is it called a driveway?


If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you drop a cat with toast on it's back?
Cold fusion, silly!

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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
And why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

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If God can do anything, can he make a rock that's to heavy for him to lift?


SMELL THE BEFUDDLEMENT!!
Yes, but he can also then make himself able to lift it.
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:19 PM   #9
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When I move to California what will become of my comic book collection?
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:25 PM   #10
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I laughed hard when I followed your link but to be honest with you when I can’t put a monetary value on my comics despite the fact I have some pretty valuable one. They are all like my children and I can’t part with any of them including the ones that went bad like Batman city of light. What I want to do is to give them to my dealer and have him give them out to people what really want them for free but I’m afraid he might just sell them hence my dilemma.
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:26 PM   #11
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I laughed hard when I followed your link but to be honest with you when I can’t put a monetary value on my comics despite the fact I have some pretty valuable one. They are all like my children and I can’t part with any of them including the ones that went bad like Batman city of light. What I want to do is to give them to my dealer and have him give them out to people what really want them for free but I’m afraid he might just sell them hence my dilemma.
What about calling something like a children's hospital and seeing if they want them?
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:32 PM   #12
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What about calling something like a children's hospital and seeing if they want them?
A good suggestion. I keep it in mind when the time comes.
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Old 11-12-2005, 07:54 PM   #13
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What is it called when you lose your sense of smell?

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Old 11-12-2005, 08:01 PM   #14
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What is it called when you lose your sense of smell?

Check out my new all ages comic site for parents/teachers/librarians http://comicsintheclassroom.net/
It's called anosmia.
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Old 11-12-2005, 08:05 PM   #15
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You have ALL the answers!

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