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Azrael52 · 11-11-2005, 09:19 AM

Favorite Family Guy Quotes. List 'em.

How about "Holy Crap! Optimus Prime, you're Jewish?!"

The Xenos · 11-12-2005, 12:52 AM

This last ep was gold!

"Why thank you Tinkle Fairy."

"Well it shouldn't, because it's my side boob."

-Xenos

Sanagi · 11-12-2005, 01:00 AM

Not a quote, but when Stewie found out he really was singing flat on F#.

Azrael52 · 11-13-2005, 01:16 AM

Mr. Weed fires Peter and his response is "Oh, crap. For how long?"

Classic.

Alex Scott · 11-13-2005, 02:10 AM

On their new neighbor, Nigel Pinchley:

Lois: "He's charming, all Englishmen are."

Peter: "That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli."

It cuts to Benjamin Disraeli sitting at his desk.

Benjamin Disraeli (turning to the camera): "You don't even know who I am."

bert · 11-13-2005, 07:57 AM

Stewie, pacing back and forth in front of a plate of veggies:

"So, broccoli.

Mother says you're good for me."

WELL, I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU! "

(then he runs off to invent a weather machine to make it cold so all broccoli dies)

Azrael52 · 11-13-2005, 03:31 PM

Peter talking about reading something in a book.

Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing ?

Paploo the Ewok · 11-13-2005, 04:13 PM

KoolAid Man's OH YEAH burst into the courtroom, then his embarassed, quiet, prolonged exit.

Also, not a specific moment, but I adore the constant, everincreasing hatred/indifference everyone has for Meg.

Azrael52 · 11-14-2005, 01:37 PM

I like how they always find something athletic for Joe to do. Also, I love the episode where Joe gets his legs back during a skiing accident only to have Kevin land on him and cripple him again. (Sorry, that sentence should have more punctuation, but I'm a rebel!)

Goody · 11-14-2005, 01:41 PM

I think they're taking it too far with the Meg hating right now. Not that FG was ever a show known for it's restraint.

Azrael52 · 11-14-2005, 01:53 PM

What about when they all get superpowers and Meg's is that she can grow her fingernails really long.

blackcanary_416 · 11-14-2005, 05:43 PM

1) Stewy holding up something when Meg is without her glasses saying something along the lines of "Is this a toblerone?"

2) The sequence when Peter goes to get in the chopper that has his face on it.

3) Stewy and the cult leader. Zap!

4) Peter is in the wheel chair and shows the news guy his "tragic video" and its a scarecrow being hit by a car and when you slow it down its him driving the car.

5) Stewy really fat and trying to lick the ice cream cone and falling asleep. LOL. I start laughing just thinking about it.

Lunar Daydreamer · 11-14-2005, 05:51 PM

Haven't seen much Family Guy, but I remember one with a guy in a wheelchair, who wins a trophy and is held aloft by his team mates.

Stewie gets in ...

"Ahh the cyborg is dismounted... I COMMAND YOU TO MOVE!"

I really need to see more of this show :)

Any idea why Kevin Smith hates this show so much?!

blackcanary_416 · 11-14-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lunar Daydreamer

Haven't seen much Family Guy, but I remember one with a guy in a wheelchair, who wins a trophy and is held aloft by his team mates.

Stewie gets in ...

"Ahh the cyborg is dismounted... I COMMAND YOU TO MOVE!"

I really need to see more of this show :)

Any idea why Kevin Smith hates this show so much?!

LOL. Yeah, that one too. "Go Cybowg, Go Cybowg!"

Lunar Daydreamer · 11-14-2005, 05:58 PM

Not a quote as such, but there was an Ep where the family go off on adventures and leave the dog at home. He orders pizza, then can't find the remote, then much to his despair is stuck on a soap opera channel.

It cuts back to him later and he's in tears, barely touched the pizza and shouting at the characters on screen, so so lost in the episode!

:D

11-11-2005, 09:19 AM	#1
Azrael52 Slightly Curved Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,558	Family Guy Favorites Favorite Family Guy Quotes. List 'em. How about "Holy Crap! Optimus Prime, you're Jewish?!" __________________ "I'm Scott, and I'm SUBMISSIVE!" Please, trade with me on the TRADING THREAD. Here is my WANT LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1266 And here is my FOR TRADE LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1267

11-12-2005, 12:52 AM	#2
The Xenos Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,917	This last ep was gold! "Why thank you Tinkle Fairy." "Well it shouldn't, because it's my side boob." -Xenos Last edited by The Xenos : 11-12-2005 at 12:54 AM.

11-13-2005, 01:16 AM	#4
Azrael52 Slightly Curved Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,558	Mr. Weed fires Peter and his response is "Oh, crap. For how long?" Classic. __________________ "I'm Scott, and I'm SUBMISSIVE!" Please, trade with me on the TRADING THREAD. Here is my WANT LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1266 And here is my FOR TRADE LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1267

11-13-2005, 07:57 AM	#6
bert resident freak Join Date: May 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 7,401	Stewie, pacing back and forth in front of a plate of veggies: "So, broccoli. Mother says you're good for me." WELL, I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU! " (then he runs off to invent a weather machine to make it cold so all broccoli dies) __________________ "do what bert says" - Flamestar (c/o Ouzo Man) A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal "Evil people can do some non-evil things, and most of them do. That doesn't mean they aren't evil." -- JeffereyWKramer

11-13-2005, 03:31 PM	#7
Azrael52 Slightly Curved Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,558	Peter talking about reading something in a book. Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't *nothing* ? __________________ "I'm Scott, and I'm SUBMISSIVE!" Please, trade with me on the TRADING THREAD. Here is my WANT LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1266 And here is my FOR TRADE LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1267

11-12-2005, 01:00 AM	#3
Sanagi vs. mode Join Date: May 2004 Location: Fairbanks, Alaska Posts: 7,850	Not a quote, but when Stewie found out he really was singing flat on F#.

11-13-2005, 02:10 AM	#5
Alex Scott Eat your tomatoes! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 656	On their new neighbor, Nigel Pinchley: Lois: "He's charming, all Englishmen are." Peter: "That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli." It cuts to Benjamin Disraeli sitting at his desk. Benjamin Disraeli (turning to the camera): "You don't even know who I am."

11-13-2005, 04:13 PM	#8
Paploo the Ewok Nefarious Cartoonist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,013	KoolAid Man's OH YEAH burst into the courtroom, then his embarassed, quiet, prolonged exit. Also, not a specific moment, but I adore the constant, everincreasing hatred/indifference everyone has for Meg. __________________ Andre ^_^ http://www.girlamatic.com Read More Jeepers. Today! http://www.webcomicsnation.com/andre And my new comic, Chateau Wonderful! Plus Aphra http://andrepaploo.deviantart.com/gallery/ Deviant Art Gallery too!

11-14-2005, 01:37 PM	#9
Azrael52 Slightly Curved Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,558	I like how they always find something athletic for Joe to do. Also, I love the episode where Joe gets his legs back during a skiing accident only to have Kevin land on him and cripple him again. (Sorry, that sentence should have more punctuation, but I'm a rebel!) __________________ "I'm Scott, and I'm SUBMISSIVE!" Please, trade with me on the TRADING THREAD. Here is my WANT LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1266 And here is my FOR TRADE LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1267

11-14-2005, 01:41 PM	#10
Goody NOOB Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cambridge, MA Posts: 63	I think they're taking it too far with the Meg hating right now. Not that FG was ever a show known for it's restraint.

11-14-2005, 01:53 PM	#11
Azrael52 Slightly Curved Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,558	What about when they all get superpowers and Meg's is that she can grow her fingernails really long. __________________ "I'm Scott, and I'm SUBMISSIVE!" Please, trade with me on the TRADING THREAD. Here is my WANT LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1266 And here is my FOR TRADE LIST: http://forums.comicbookresources.com...postcount=1267

11-14-2005, 05:43 PM	#12
blackcanary_416 Resilient Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pasadena Posts: 1,015	1) Stewy holding up something when Meg is without her glasses saying something along the lines of "Is this a toblerone?" 2) The sequence when Peter goes to get in the chopper that has his face on it. 3) Stewy and the cult leader. Zap! 4) Peter is in the wheel chair and shows the news guy his "tragic video" and its a scarecrow being hit by a car and when you slow it down its him driving the car. 5) Stewy really fat and trying to lick the ice cream cone and falling asleep. LOL. I start laughing just thinking about it.

11-14-2005, 05:51 PM	#13
Lunar Daydreamer Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,614	Haven't seen much Family Guy, but I remember one with a guy in a wheelchair, who wins a trophy and is held aloft by his team mates. Stewie gets in ... "Ahh the cyborg is dismounted... I COMMAND YOU TO MOVE!" I really need to see more of this show :) Any idea why Kevin Smith hates this show so much?! __________________ [has left the forums] Last edited by Lunar Daydreamer : 11-14-2005 at 05:54 PM.

11-14-2005, 05:58 PM	#15
Lunar Daydreamer Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,614	Not a quote as such, but there was an Ep where the family go off on adventures and leave the dog at home. He orders pizza, then can't find the remote, then much to his despair is stuck on a soap opera channel. It cuts back to him later and he's in tears, barely touched the pizza and shouting at the characters on screen, so so lost in the episode! :D __________________ [has left the forums]

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