They just sit and talk: Butters and Deadpool

[Absalom]

Leopold "Butters" Stotch, from South Park

and

Wade "Deadpool" Wilson, from the MU

are forced to sit and talk, without attacking each other (and that includes Butter's tap-dancing).

What would they talk about ?

[Crinos]

Butters: So... you'll take care of him?

Wade: Sure kid. I normally dont kill kids, or at least not without somebody paying FAR out the ass, but I think I could pretty much get rid of all my bad Karma at once by preventing this kid from growing up and entering humanitys genepool. Now, he's the one in the orange parka right?

Butters: No, he's the fat one. But if you do accidentially kill the one in the parka, dont feel too bad about it, it wouldnt be the first time. By the way, can you get me...

Wade: Yeah kid, here's Dr. Dooms phone number. Dont know why you want to call him to learn how to better destroy the world though.

Butters: Oh its not for me, its for "Professor Chaos", the dark master of destruction and doom.

Wade:... Professor Chaos is just you in a tinfoil hat isnt it?

Butters:.... Yes sir.

Wade: Hey, no harm no foul kid. But concerning that Number. Only call it on Weekdays 9 to 5, NEVER on the weekends or Sunday, and if he asks, you NEVER HEARD OF ME. Got it?

Butters: Got it.

Wade: Good boy. By the way, if you want I can whack your parents while I'm at it. They seem like pretty big dicks.

Butters: Deadpool, your the greatest.

Wade: Word little dude. :D

[G_Man]

Originally Posted by Crinos

Butters: So... you'll take care of him?

Wade: Sure kid. I normally dont kill kids, or at least not without somebody paying FAR out the ass, but I think I could pretty much get rid of all my bad Karma at once by preventing this kid from growing up and entering humanitys genepool. Now, he's the one in the orange parka right?

Butters: No, he's the fat one. But if you do accidentially kill the one in the parka, dont feel too bad about it, it wouldnt be the first time. By the way, can you get me...

Wade: Yeah kid, here's Dr. Dooms phone number. Dont know why you want to call him to learn how to better destroy the world though.

Butters: Oh its not for me, its for "Professor Chaos", the dark master of destruction and doom.

Wade:... Professor Chaos is just you in a tinfoil hat isnt it?

Butters:.... Yes sir.

Wade: Hey, no harm no foul kid. But concerning that Number. Only call it on Weekdays 9 to 5, NEVER on the weekends or Sunday, and if he asks, you NEVER HEARD OF ME. Got it?

Butters: Got it.

Wade: Good boy. By the way, if you want I can whack your parents while I'm at it. They seem like pretty big dicks.

Butters: Deadpool, your the greatest.

Wade: Word little dude. :D

So very perfect! :D

[Chou Blaster]

Originally Posted by Crinos

Butters: So... you'll take care of him?

Wade: Sure kid. I normally dont kill kids, or at least not without somebody paying FAR out the ass, but I think I could pretty much get rid of all my bad Karma at once by preventing this kid from growing up and entering humanitys genepool. Now, he's the one in the orange parka right?

Butters: No, he's the fat one. But if you do accidentially kill the one in the parka, dont feel too bad about it, it wouldnt be the first time. By the way, can you get me...

Wade: Yeah kid, here's Dr. Dooms phone number. Dont know why you want to call him to learn how to better destroy the world though.

Butters: Oh its not for me, its for "Professor Chaos", the dark master of destruction and doom.

Wade:... Professor Chaos is just you in a tinfoil hat isnt it?

Butters:.... Yes sir.

Wade: Hey, no harm no foul kid. But concerning that Number. Only call it on Weekdays 9 to 5, NEVER on the weekends or Sunday, and if he asks, you NEVER HEARD OF ME. Got it?

Butters: Got it.

Wade: Good boy. By the way, if you want I can whack your parents while I'm at it. They seem like pretty big dicks.

Butters: Deadpool, your the greatest.

Wade: Word little dude. :D

You sir..

Are.. DA MAN!

[JerrBear81]

Originally Posted by Crinos

Butters: So... you'll take care of him?

Wade: Sure kid. I normally dont kill kids, or at least not without somebody paying FAR out the ass, but I think I could pretty much get rid of all my bad Karma at once by preventing this kid from growing up and entering humanitys genepool. Now, he's the one in the orange parka right?

Butters: No, he's the fat one. But if you do accidentially kill the one in the parka, dont feel too bad about it, it wouldnt be the first time. By the way, can you get me...

Wade: Yeah kid, here's Dr. Dooms phone number. Dont know why you want to call him to learn how to better destroy the world though.

Butters: Oh its not for me, its for "Professor Chaos", the dark master of destruction and doom.

Wade:... Professor Chaos is just you in a tinfoil hat isnt it?

Butters:.... Yes sir.

Wade: Hey, no harm no foul kid. But concerning that Number. Only call it on Weekdays 9 to 5, NEVER on the weekends or Sunday, and if he asks, you NEVER HEARD OF ME. Got it?

Butters: Got it.

Wade: Good boy. By the way, if you want I can whack your parents while I'm at it. They seem like pretty big dicks.

Butters: Deadpool, your the greatest.

Wade: Word little dude. :D

R0xxx0rs!!! :D

[Deskad]

Originally Posted by Crinos

Butters: So... you'll take care of him?

Wade: Sure kid. I normally dont kill kids, or at least not without somebody paying FAR out the ass, but I think I could pretty much get rid of all my bad Karma at once by preventing this kid from growing up and entering humanitys genepool. Now, he's the one in the orange parka right?

Butters: No, he's the fat one. But if you do accidentially kill the one in the parka, dont feel too bad about it, it wouldnt be the first time. By the way, can you get me...

Wade: Yeah kid, here's Dr. Dooms phone number. Dont know why you want to call him to learn how to better destroy the world though.

Butters: Oh its not for me, its for "Professor Chaos", the dark master of destruction and doom.

Wade:... Professor Chaos is just you in a tinfoil hat isnt it?

Butters:.... Yes sir.

Wade: Hey, no harm no foul kid. But concerning that Number. Only call it on Weekdays 9 to 5, NEVER on the weekends or Sunday, and if he asks, you NEVER HEARD OF ME. Got it?

Butters: Got it.

Wade: Good boy. By the way, if you want I can whack your parents while I'm at it. They seem like pretty big dicks.

Butters: Deadpool, your the greatest.

Wade: Word little dude. :D

There is no word to describe how awesome that was.

[Crinos]

*Bows* Ah yes, Its good to be loved.

[The Dog]

*Deadpool sits before Butters, Deadpool strapped down*

Deadpool: Sooo, what do you want to talk about kid? We've got two hours of this shit, so one of us must start a conversation.

Butters: O-Ok. I was almost bought by Paris Hilton once.

Deadpool: REALLY? Is it true her crotch is a festering melting pot of diseases and mutated crabs?

Butters: I-I don't know.

Deadpool: Ok... I'm bored, what else do you want to talk about?

Butters:... I-I was born on a...

Deadpool*thinking*: Dear sweet Jesus on a spit! I must chew off a... my head and hope it grows a new body so I can get out of here!

*One Hour Later, Butters is still talking and Deadpool is asleep*

Butters: An-and then I was in a tap-dancing competition... M-Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: Ohhh, Miss Seras Victoria... So you want some more of the Deadpool? And you brought Integra Hellsing? AND Siren! OHHH I've must of been a good boy this year!

Butters: M-Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: Wh-what? You're taking off your heads? OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS ON THE CROSS, YOU'RE ALL THAT ANNOYING LITTLE KID I WAS FORCED TO TALK TO!

Butters: Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: GAAAAAAAAH! Huff! Huff! Annoying Kid, you're still here... Where's my lighter and some gas?

Butters: Why?

Deadpool: I'm gonna have Roasted Butters for dinner.

Butters:... Uh-oh.

Deadpool: Uh-Oh is right annoying kid. I'm gonna chew off my own head, then grow back my body and set you on fire... Oh, and the boogie man's hiding in your closet every night, waiting to do bad things to you.

Butters: Oh-no!

Deadpool: That's right! He looks like a creepy guy in a Batman costume waiting for little boys go to sleep so he can do inappropriate things to them.

Butters: OH-NO!

[JerrBear81]

Originally Posted by The Dog

*Deadpool sits before Butters, Deadpool strapped down*

Deadpool: Sooo, what do you want to talk about kid? We've got two hours of this shit, so one of us must start a conversation.

Butters: O-Ok. I was almost bought by Paris Hilton once.

Deadpool: REALLY? Is it true her crotch is a festering melting pot of diseases and mutated crabs?

Butters: I-I don't know.

Deadpool: Ok... I'm bored, what else do you want to talk about?

Butters:... I-I was born on a...

Deadpool*thinking*: Dear sweet Jesus on a spit! I must chew off a... my head and hope it grows a new body so I can get out of here!

*One Hour Later, Butters is still talking and Deadpool is asleep*

Butters: An-and then I was in a tap-dancing competition... M-Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: Ohhh, Miss Seras Victoria... So you want some more of the Deadpool? And you brought Integra Hellsing? AND Siren! OHHH I've must of been a good boy this year!

Butters: M-Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: Wh-what? You're taking off your heads? OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS ON THE CROSS, YOU'RE ALL THAT ANNOYING LITTLE KID I WAS FORCED TO TALK TO!

Butters: Mr. Deadpool?

Deadpool: GAAAAAAAAH! Huff! Huff! Annoying Kid, you're still here... Where's my lighter and some gas?

Butters: Why?

Deadpool: I'm gonna have Roasted Butters for dinner.

Butters:... Uh-oh.

Deadpool: Uh-Oh is right annoying kid. I'm gonna chew off my own head, then grow back my body and set you on fire... Oh, and the boogie man's hiding in your closet every night, waiting to do bad things to you.

Butters: Oh-no!

Deadpool: That's right! He looks like a creepy guy in a Batman costume waiting for little boys go to sleep so he can do inappropriate things to them.

Butters: OH-NO!

Bat-Man, nananananananana BAT-MAN! NANANANANANANANANANANANA!