05-21-2005, 09:32 AM
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Don't call him a kid
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 6,655
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12 Wookies vs. 12 Hippies
Inspired by the Jawas vs. Ewoks & Aliens vs. Velociraptors fights, here is the fight:
A dozen Wookies stumble in a hippie camp, where a dozen hippies (obviously wasted) want to get at them. Wookies have crossbows. Hippies have slingshots & bad odor. Who survives? I have to go with Wookies, because everyone likes that race. Ever seen a person like a hippy lately? |
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05-21-2005, 09:46 AM
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Seal of Meaninglessness
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Location, Location!
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I like this hippie:
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05-21-2005, 11:13 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 468
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The hippies wouldn't be harshing on the Wookies, man. They're hippies. A bunch of wookies stumble into their camp, theyd be all like, "whoa!" and offer them many bong hits. An hour later all the big hairy ones are giggling like little girls.
Star Wars has the Force but the hippies have the primo weed, dude. Peace out. |
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05-21-2005, 11:20 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,599
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wookies r big man it would take a lotta weed to get em all high
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