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A month of Oulipo
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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I haven't seen 300 yet (in the Netflix queue), but I found this story amusing:
http://www.northwestgeorgia.com/loca...235221509.html From the article: Quote:
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The Song That's Shaking Me: "Twist and Shout" by Art Brut "When I'm With You" by Best Coast The Writer That's Shaking Me: John Hodgman The Filmmaker That's Shaking Me: Yasujiro Ozu "If you can bring nothing to this place but your carcass, keep out." -- William Carlos Williams |
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Join Date: May 2004
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I'm sure most parents stopped their panic as soon as the situation was explained to them.
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A month of Oulipo
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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The Song That's Shaking Me: "Twist and Shout" by Art Brut "When I'm With You" by Best Coast The Writer That's Shaking Me: John Hodgman The Filmmaker That's Shaking Me: Yasujiro Ozu "If you can bring nothing to this place but your carcass, keep out." -- William Carlos Williams |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 5,849
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The teacher's an idiot for showing any part of 300 to a bunch of middle school kids. The parents are more than a little irrational, though. I like the one mom who appears to think that a rating is more damaging than the actual content of a movie.
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The Tom Joad of Alcohol.
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 36,752
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Heh.
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of the CBR Illuminati!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Earth 616.5
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That girl who lost SO much sleep is simply a drama mama, and is overreacting for the attention. Like, well ... pretty much ANY 12-year old girl will.
I dunno what other states are like, but in California ... or at least in the district I was in ... you couldn't show ANY movie that didn't have a G rating in class UNLESS parental approval forms had been signed, and this policy was put in place to prevent stuff just like this from happening.
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lil scamp...
Join Date: May 2004
Location: iladelph
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and this is why the south gets a bad rap...grant it, that isn't exactly a movie you show in school, though i am curious about the context in which it was shown...and if it was the first 10 minutes...that's hardly anything to get worked up about...hell, i think the "veggie tales" is more disturbing than what you find in 300...
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That's MR. PRESIDENT!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 30,488
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I weep for the generation of children being raised to be a bunch of pussies.
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That's MR. PRESIDENT!
Join Date: May 2004
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The mother went to a website called ChristianAnswers for a movie review of 300?
YEAH That review wasn't the least bit biased I'm sure.
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Deathstroke's Sports Blog MY LAST CD REVIEWS! Queensryche - American Soldier Machines of Grace -Machines of Grace GMT - Evil Twin Crown of Thorns - Faith "I can't complain. I got to be Jim Morrison for the first half of my life, and Ward Cleaver for the second half." - Warren Zevon. |
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My give a damn's busted.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Chicagoland!
Posts: 7,790
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NOT.
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vs. mode
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Fairbanks, Alaska
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(The rest of the site looks pretty wacky, but that probably went without saying.) |
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Not a big truck!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NYC
Posts: 934
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I forsee a career in law, where stupidity and aggression are very much at home. |
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My give a damn's busted.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Chicagoland!
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SCHOOL 1977 vs 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1977 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. 1977 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1977 - Ants die. 2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1977 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
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Queen Geek
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Sweden
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"Today we're going to see what it was like when the spartans went to war, so we're going to watch 300 a very historically accurate movie!"
Umm, yeah right. Like a 12 year old actually has the brain capacity to nitpick and critique and review it like Ebert&Roeper.
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Imp of the Perverse
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tis a silly Place.
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The ones I've met generally can, with the proper guidance. Most 12 year olds are fairly bright and certainly able to look at things critically. Not that I think showing them even the first few minutes of 300 was terribly bright (for a variety of reasons), but still.
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