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OverMaster · 01-30-2006, 09:43 AM

These poor souls are forced to watch EVERY hentai anime ever made in a row, with rests only to use the bathroom. Yeah, they even have to eat while watching the hentai. And it's all hentai, from the fanproductions to the nastiest tentacle stuff. Which ones of these can walk alive and/or sane out of this?

- Deadpool's gang (Wade, Slade, Optimus, Izumi, Naruto, Reed, Minako).

- Animated Teen Titans (Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Terra, Kid Flash, Aquaman).

- GLA/X (Squirrel Girl, FlatMan, Big Bertha, Mr. Immortal, Dinah Soar, DoorMan).

- Batrogues (Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Hush, Black Mask).

- Tenchi-gumi (Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Mihoshi, Kiyone. Be glad I left Sasami out).

- Ranma-gumi (Ranma, Genma, Akane, Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Cologne, Nabiki, Kasumi. Despite all of his beggings, Happosai was left out by the Plot Gods).

- League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari).

- Any other you want to add.

JCAll · 01-30-2006, 09:50 AM

The only one I give odds of walking away is Squirrel Girl, and even then....
*goes to get camera*

KingEli · 01-30-2006, 10:26 AM

The LOD gets wired out, no doubt but get new Ideas to tourture their friends and Loved ones.

Sean McClain · 01-30-2006, 01:15 PM

I sense that this is the day in which Tenchi finally becomes a man . . . somehow.

The logistics might not be clear, but he is walking out of this one as the pimpmaster he was born and bred to be, dammit.

G_Man · 01-30-2006, 08:32 PM

- Deadpool's gang (Wade, Slade, Optimus, Izumi, Naruto, Reed, Minako). - The only one getting out of this with any semblence of sanity is Deadpool. Which of course means none of them get out of there with their sanity. And I pity any kunoichi who run into Naruto if all that crap corrupts him...

- Animated Teen Titans (Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Terra, Kid Flash, Aquaman). - Starfire mistakes the tentacle anime for wildlife documentaries from her home planet, other than that, they all go insane.

- GLA/X (Squirrel Girl, FlatMan, Big Bertha, Mr. Immortal, Dinah Soar, DoorMan). - Squirrel girl's "nutty pluck" barely keeps her stable long enough to stumble out of the theatre to vomit.

- Batrogues (Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Hush, Black Mask). - Even Joker finds this stuff offensive. Except for Black Mask they were all insane anyway, only now, they are united in their singular goal to wipe out the Japanese animation industry.

- Tenchi-gumi (Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Mihoshi, Kiyone. Be glad I left Sasami out). - I am, I am. Nobuyuki and Ryoko are the only ones left standing at the end (much to Ryoko's disappointment).

- Ranma-gumi (Ranma, Genma, Akane, Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Cologne, Nabiki, Kasumi. Despite all of his beggings, Happosai was left out by the Plot Gods). - Cologne is the only one left standing, years of dealing with Happosai barely giving her the resistance to avoid vomiting until she passes out. She gives everybody the memory-erasing shampoo later (including herself) out of sheer pity.

- League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Most of them are freaked out except Naraku (I don't think he's even capable of being aroused anymore).

KingEli · 01-30-2006, 08:41 PM

[quote=G_Man
- League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Most of them are freaked out except Naraku (I don't think he's even capable of being aroused anymore).[/QUOTE]

Captian Hero is a sick bastard who enjoys any type of freaky sex.

G_Man · 01-30-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KingEli

Captian Hero is a sick bastard who enjoys any type of freaky sex.

He was the only one I didn't know. My bad.

Radical · 01-30-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by G_Man

- Animated Teen Titans (Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Terra, Kid Flash, Aquaman). - Starfire mistakes the tentacle anime for wildlife documentaries from her home planet, other than that, they all go insane.

Aren't they all too young anyway?

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Originally Posted by G_Man

- Batrogues (Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Hush, Black Mask). - Even Joker finds this stuff offensive. Except for Black Mask they were all insane anyway, only now, they are united in their singular goal to wipe out the Japanese animation industry.

Was the Mad Hatter left out b/c he's a pedophile anyway, and might actually get off on seeing little girls getting raped?

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Originally Posted by G_Man

- Tenchi-gumi (Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Mihoshi, Kiyone. Be glad I left Sasami out). - I am, I am. Nobuyuki and Ryoko are the only ones left standing at the end (much to Ryoko's disappointment).

In this case, I see at least one of the girls also mistaking the tentacle porn for a wildlife documentary. Noboyuki might actually get aroused, Yosho commits seppuku, and Tenchi vomits several times.

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Originally Posted by G_Man

- League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Most of them are freaked out except Naraku (I don't think he's even capable of being aroused anymore).

I think it's more like they get pissed because none of them are the persons perpetrating the perversions portrayed in the pornography. (Say that five times fast. :D)

KingEli · 01-30-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical

I think it's more like they get pissed because none of them are the persons perpetrating the perversions portrayed in the pornography. (Say that five times fast. :D)

Dammit I can't! :D

But...being the bastards they are they get new sick Ideas to mess with people.

Shinji/Jimmy:NOOOOOOOO! We're sorry to make money off a lemonade without your premission!!!

Supes:You know the rules, you two have to get Raped by the Tentcle Monster for 24Hrs.

JCAll · 01-30-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KingEli

Dammit I can't! :D

But...being the bastards they are they get new sick Ideas to mess with people.

Shinji/Jimmy:NOOOOOOOO! We're sorry to make money off a lemonade without your premission!!!

Supes:You know the rules, you two have to get Raped by the Tentcle Monster for 24Hrs.

You mean Superman never had Jimmy raped by a tentacle monster?
I thought that was why Martian Manhunter joined the Justice League.

KingEli · 01-30-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JCAll

You mean Superman never had Jimmy raped by a tentacle monster?
I thought that was why Martian Manhunter joined the Justice League.

Nah. He forces MM to Mnd rape people he just dont like by not giving him his cookie fix.

Sean McClain · 01-30-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KingEli

Nah. He forces MM to Mnd rape people he just dont like by not giving him his cookie fix.

As opposed to physically transforming and raping people?

KingEli · 01-30-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NeoShogun_Zero

As opposed to physically transforming and raping people?

I guess. Hell he kills the JLA for fun. The Dick.

01-30-2006, 09:43 AM	#1
OverMaster Red as Blood Join Date: May 2004 Location: Valencia, Venezuela, same old, same old. Posts: 19,816	The following run the Hentai Gauntlet of doom These poor souls are forced to watch EVERY hentai anime ever made in a row, with rests only to use the bathroom. Yeah, they even have to eat while watching the hentai. And it's all hentai, from the fanproductions to the nastiest tentacle stuff. Which ones of these can walk alive and/or sane out of this? - Deadpool's gang (Wade, Slade, Optimus, Izumi, Naruto, Reed, Minako). - Animated Teen Titans (Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Terra, Kid Flash, Aquaman). - GLA/X (Squirrel Girl, FlatMan, Big Bertha, Mr. Immortal, Dinah Soar, DoorMan). - Batrogues (Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Hush, Black Mask). - Tenchi-gumi (Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Mihoshi, Kiyone. Be glad I left Sasami out). - Ranma-gumi (Ranma, Genma, Akane, Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Cologne, Nabiki, Kasumi. Despite all of his beggings, Happosai was left out by the Plot Gods). - League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Any other you want to add. __________________ Now making Grandma proud as B.B. Hood in Traitor Game 27: Welcome to my Nightmare!

01-30-2006, 08:32 PM	#5
G_Man It Ain't Easy being G... Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your guess is as good as mine... Posts: 4,830	- Deadpool's gang (Wade, Slade, Optimus, Izumi, Naruto, Reed, Minako). - The only one getting out of this with any semblence of sanity is Deadpool. Which of course means none of them get out of there with their sanity. And I pity any kunoichi who run into Naruto if all that crap corrupts him... - Animated Teen Titans (Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Terra, Kid Flash, Aquaman). - Starfire mistakes the tentacle anime for wildlife documentaries from her home planet, other than that, they all go insane. - GLA/X (Squirrel Girl, FlatMan, Big Bertha, Mr. Immortal, Dinah Soar, DoorMan). - Squirrel girl's "nutty pluck" barely keeps her stable long enough to stumble out of the theatre to vomit. - Batrogues (Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Hush, Black Mask). - Even Joker finds this stuff offensive. Except for Black Mask they were all insane anyway, only now, they are united in their singular goal to wipe out the Japanese animation industry. - Tenchi-gumi (Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Mihoshi, Kiyone. Be glad I left Sasami out). - I am, I am. Nobuyuki and Ryoko are the only ones left standing at the end (much to Ryoko's disappointment). - Ranma-gumi (Ranma, Genma, Akane, Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Cologne, Nabiki, Kasumi. Despite all of his beggings, Happosai was left out by the Plot Gods). - Cologne is the only one left standing, years of dealing with Happosai barely giving her the resistance to avoid vomiting until she passes out. She gives everybody the memory-erasing shampoo later (including herself) out of sheer pity. - League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Most of them are freaked out except Naraku (I don't think he's even capable of being aroused anymore). __________________ “Sir, there seems to be a leak in this room somewhere,” Zetsu said in bewilderment. “I think it’s water.” Tobi’s blood suddenly ran cold. The hose he used to water the plants flashed before his eyes. He couldn’t remember turning off the hose. Then the door blew off its hinges. It was as though a dam had burst. “It’s a flood!” Hidan yelled, sounding horrified as he clung to Kakuzu’s leg, refusing to let go. “God is smiting us!”

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01-30-2006, 09:50 AM	#2
JCAll Master Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,083	The only one I give odds of walking away is Squirrel Girl, and even then.... goes to get camera

01-30-2006, 10:26 AM	#3
KingEli Elder Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 10,371	The LOD gets wired out, no doubt but get new Ideas to tourture their friends and Loved ones.

01-30-2006, 08:41 PM	#6
KingEli Elder Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 10,371	[quote=G_Man - League of Dickery (Superdick, Batdick, John Constantine, Cartman, Akito from Fruit Baskets, Naraku, Hudlin's Black Panther, Stewie Griffin, Captain Hero, Gendo Ikari). - Most of them are freaked out except Naraku (I don't think he's even capable of being aroused anymore).[/QUOTE] Captian Hero is a sick bastard who enjoys any type of freaky sex.