11-30-2009, 01:26 AM
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is da bom like tic, tic
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: California
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A Day at the Horse Races
for whatever reason, you decide to go to the horse races. maybe you thought they had free wi-fi or something there.
anyway, amongst the stable of horses and jockeys, you spot everybody's favorite spartan, gerard butler leonidas, sitting atop an armored green yoshi. the odds are heavily stacked against him, yet you have a strange urge to bet on this crazy, half-naked, screaming man. he vaults his spear into the crowd, impaling 6 before the spear slams half-way through a concrete wall. nobody seems to find this strange in the least. a policeman laughs. beer is half-off and sold by the keg. why haven't you been coming to the horse races sooner? |
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11-30-2009, 02:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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I convince the person next to me to call him "a freaky fish guy," just to see what happens.
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