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Old 11-29-2009, 02:47 PM   #1
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Default Texas outlaws marriage. All of it.

It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
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Old 11-29-2009, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 11-29-2009, 03:24 PM   #3
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I like how they were trying to be broad enough not to "offend" anyone, and the consequence was that they made the law too broad.
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Old 11-29-2009, 03:46 PM   #4
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
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Old 11-29-2009, 04:00 PM   #5
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"Texas" has to be Spanish for "dumbass". Has to be...
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Old 11-29-2009, 04:46 PM   #6
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"Texas" has to be Spanish for "dumbass". Has to be...
With apologies to Lone Ranger fans... I think the actual Spanish word would be "Tonto".
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:14 PM   #7
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"Texas" has to be Spanish for "dumbass". Has to be...
Oh don't we all wish. But no. It's a Caddo word.

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The Caddo Indians of eastern Texas called their group of tribes the "Tejas," meaning "those who are friends".
Which is particulrly ironic since the Caddo were practically exterminated in Texas at the hands of Texans.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
And it's a well known fact that those marriage's that don't end in divorce...END IN DEATH!

Someone ban this sick practice before it claims more innocent lives!
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And it's a well known fact that those marriage's that don't end in divorce...END IN DEATH!

Someone ban this sick practice before it claims more innocent lives!
Oh I don't think that's entirely possible, the state of Nevada will make sure that such vices as marriage stay around.
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Oh I don't think that's entirely possible, the state of Nevada will make sure that such vices as marriage stay around.
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!
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One would think that a place that gives so many mentally retarded people the death penalty wouldn't have them running the state.

I apologize to the mentally retarded, they didn't deserve to have their individual IQ compared to the collective IQ of those people.

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With apologies to Lone Ranger fans... I think the actual Spanish word would be "Tonto".
Tonto is just dumb, The literal transtion of Dumbass is Tonto Asno but nobody says that. Pendejo is a more appropiate translation.

Que Bola de Pendejos esos que aprovaron la legislatura.
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One state down, 49 to go...
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:01 PM   #13
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I never thought Texas would be the one to do it....but I guess if you're going to do it, even the wrong reasons are reasons enough?

I dunno.

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Old 11-29-2009, 08:40 PM   #14
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hmmm how can they not have a link to the 2005 constitutional amendment.


Oops I've found it. Unfortunately the poster/blogger failed to add the entire thing

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HJR 6 would provide that marriage in Texas is solely the union of a man and woman, and that the state and its political subdivisions could not create or recognize any legal status identical to or similar to marriage, including such legal status relationships created outside of Texas.

I mean if one doesn't include it all it does come off like that. Sorry I was playing devil advocate but I had to see the actual ballot.

Soooo basically this is just a ploy for the the prospective person to get votes for attorney general. I'm just curious, where were she when this went down in 2005 and why wait 4 years to later to say something?

Well it sad that our country is still following the principles from the "good book"
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:17 AM   #15
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Still, the way I read it, if there is anything like marriage in Texas since that law has been passed, it is no longer state sanctioned and possibly only has religious meaning.

I also like how the Attorney General's office completely missed the question and just babbled on about the law being constitutional.
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