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mailedbypostman1 · 11-29-2009, 11:34 AM

One day you wake up and see a Jurassic Park velociraptor standing at the foot of your bed. It doe not move it merely watches you. You receive some knowledge:

1) If you attempt to leave the room, it will attack
2) If you attack it, it will attack
3) If you try to contact the outside world it will attack (Don't ask how it knows this, it just does)
4) IF you go back to sleep it will remain there.
5) But if you feed it something edible and tasty, it will be your friend.

What do you do next?

Deus · 11-29-2009, 11:35 AM

Feet it something edible and tasty?

There's not exactly a lot of options available...

critical mass · 11-29-2009, 11:39 AM

Since I typically don't have food in my bedroom, I'm pretty much screwed. What if I cut off a toe and toss it to him? Will he be my friend? I've always wanted a raptor for a friend.

WyldCard4 · 11-29-2009, 11:40 AM

Hm...

I don't have a lot of snacks in my room. On a normal day I have clementine skins, and salt.

See if Mr. Raptor likes either one. It's my best shot.

Lasko8734 · 11-29-2009, 11:50 AM

feed it some of the waffle crisp I'm eating
use him in my employ to defeat Wyld

Far From Realmer · 11-29-2009, 12:43 PM

Feed it the three cans of chunky soup and 18 cans of overstuffed ravioli i keep in my room. That should do it.

Iron_twister · 11-29-2009, 01:00 PM

Might as well use the lollipop I happen to have in my room.

And if I might as well keep it around or something.

The Drunkard Kid · 11-29-2009, 01:05 PM

Hm, well, I think I might be able to outlast it in terms of how long I can go without food and still be able to run, maybe. Once I get out of my room, I'll easily be able to get something for it to eat before it manages to figure out how to open my door, since it has a knob instead of a handle.

Surtur · 11-29-2009, 01:07 PM

I keep candy in my room, so that should do it.

Alan2099 · 11-29-2009, 01:10 PM

I challange it to a dance off!

mailedbypostman1 · 11-29-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan2099

I challange it to a dance off!

Unfortunately the raptor is smarter than that.

Chou Blaster · 11-29-2009, 01:31 PM

Lucky me I keep a giant hand gun udne rmy pillo wand a great shot. Also I think it could ahv elesser reflexes than me due to being a reptile. I feed it some fo the jerky I keep on me and I blas tthe sucke rin the eye,s righ tot the brain.

Fuckni glziard, spook me will you?

Ptrvc · 11-29-2009, 01:36 PM

Shoot it and eat it.

I've always wondered what dinosaur would taste like.

Radioactive Zombie · 11-29-2009, 01:56 PM

Go back to sleep.

Wavemaninawe · 11-29-2009, 03:48 PM

I have to leave the room to get to the kitchen and it's food compartments, so peace offerings are out of the question. Fortunately, the space at the foot of my bed is so cramped that the scaly, creepy voyeur has to stand sideways next to it.

I bag her with my bedcover, tackle her to the floor, bolt into the living room, shut the door behind me and barricade it with the couch. Then I immediately begin cursing myself for keeping all of my weapons in the hallway and closet... both which are now blocked by a sawtoothed ancestor of birds.

Either I'll have to leave my flat through the balcony or I'll have to torture it with that atrocious demo CD some shitfaced producer gave me on a booze cruise. Hmmm... stand outside in my undies at the end of november while waiting for animal control... or torturing myself even more than the dino, knowing that I'll likely hang myself with my guitar strings and computer cables before the CD is over. Tough call...

11-29-2009, 11:34 AM	#1
mailedbypostman1 Complete Newbie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Behind you Posts: 15,632	Raptor in ur house, watching u sleep One day you wake up and see a Jurassic Park velociraptor standing at the foot of your bed. It doe not move it merely watches you. You receive some knowledge: 1) If you attempt to leave the room, it will attack 2) If you attack it, it will attack 3) If you try to contact the outside world it will attack (Don't ask how it knows this, it just does) 4) IF you go back to sleep it will remain there. 5) But if you feed it something edible and tasty, it will be your friend. What do you do next? __________________ ...still no match for ANTS! Here's my card...

11-29-2009, 11:35 AM	#2
Deus Magnum Innominandum Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 7,409	Feet it something edible and tasty? There's not exactly a lot of options available... __________________ "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." -Oscar Levant Deus’ Character Creation Tournament! Team Listing

11-29-2009, 11:40 AM	#4
WyldCard4 Total n00b Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 25,858	Hm... I don't have a lot of snacks in my room. On a normal day I have clementine skins, and salt. See if Mr. Raptor likes either one. It's my best shot. __________________ Winner of Sharkerbob's Mysterious Island Tournament Character Creation Invasion Tournament! Alice King of School House Rumbles 2 WikiCadia Rumblers League 3

11-29-2009, 11:50 AM	#5
Lasko8734 Latverian Monarch Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Da 315, Keepin it live! Salt City! Posts: 2,685	feed it some of the waffle crisp I'm eating use him in my employ to defeat Wyld __________________ But He is Doom! Heres my Business card

11-29-2009, 01:00 PM	#7
Iron_twister Have Robot, Will Smash Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: I dare you to guess where i live... Posts: 9,729	Might as well use the lollipop I happen to have in my room. And if I might as well keep it around or something. __________________ "This is the energy that caused the extinction of your race! Now die again!"-Musashi Tomoe It's better to burn out, than to fade away!-The Kurgan Please.........I go through everyone's trash.-The Question "I said, I'm singing a song. And when someone's singing a song, YOU DON'T SHOOT THEM!"-Kenji Endo

11-29-2009, 11:39 AM	#3
critical mass YOU HA SHOCK Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 836	Since I typically don't have food in my bedroom, I'm pretty much screwed. What if I cut off a toe and toss it to him? Will he be my friend? I've always wanted a raptor for a friend.

11-29-2009, 01:05 PM	#8
The Drunkard Kid Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,651	Hm, well, I think I might be able to outlast it in terms of how long I can go without food and still be able to run, maybe. Once I get out of my room, I'll easily be able to get something for it to eat before it manages to figure out how to open my door, since it has a knob instead of a handle. __________________ "You're an elf. Your history is a very long love poem dedicated to bloodshed. And to yourselves." Official Board Ostrichizer

11-29-2009, 01:07 PM	#9
Surtur Astral God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,769	I keep candy in my room, so that should do it. __________________ A woman can move a lot faster with her skirt up than a man can with his pants down.

11-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#10
Alan2099 Is Dead Serious Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 20,809	I challange it to a dance off! __________________ Your ad here

11-29-2009, 01:31 PM	#12
Chou Blaster Fists of God Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,787	Lucky me I keep a giant hand gun udne rmy pillo wand a great shot. Also I think it could ahv elesser reflexes than me due to being a reptile. I feed it some fo the jerky I keep on me and I blas tthe sucke rin the eye,s righ tot the brain. Fuckni glziard, spook me will you? __________________ Magic the Gathering RPG. Looks damn good.

11-29-2009, 01:36 PM	#13
Ptrvc Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,748	Shoot it and eat it. I've always wondered what dinosaur would taste like.

11-29-2009, 01:56 PM	#14
Radioactive Zombie Playing Moby Dick 4 Real Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Welcome to Hell! Spend your time in Hell! I could change it to Heaven, but I like it in Hell! Posts: 17,682	Go back to sleep. __________________ "Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't." Radioactive Zombie's sorry-ass character list, past, present, and future Caused Three Rumblers to become an heroes over losing their nuts.

11-29-2009, 03:48 PM	#15
Wavemaninawe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Stocktown Posts: 3,927	I have to leave the room to get to the kitchen and it's food compartments, so peace offerings are out of the question. Fortunately, the space at the foot of my bed is so cramped that the scaly, creepy voyeur has to stand sideways next to it. I bag her with my bedcover, tackle her to the floor, bolt into the living room, shut the door behind me and barricade it with the couch. Then I immediately begin cursing myself for keeping all of my weapons in the hallway and closet... both which are now blocked by a sawtoothed ancestor of birds. Either I'll have to leave my flat through the balcony or I'll have to torture it with that atrocious demo CD some shitfaced producer gave me on a booze cruise. Hmmm... stand outside in my undies at the end of november while waiting for animal control... or torturing myself even more than the dino, knowing that I'll likely hang myself with my guitar strings and computer cables before the CD is over. Tough call... __________________ _______________________________________________ Germans are hardcore, man. Even their language kicks your ass (barks gibberish in mock German). - Nicole Clark Megalomaniac dictators owe their careers to bullies (credit to Overmaster) I wouldn't go so far as to say it's habitual, but anyone below cage fighter level is likely to get my scrotum in their face at some point. - Sir Fury

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