11-24-2009, 10:18 PM
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Complete Newbie
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"Your clothes. Give them to me. Now."
One day you are walking down the street, meeting everyone with an original point of view, a man called The Blob ambushes you from a rosebush. Naked, and holding you by your torse in one big hand, he demands some clothes to put on himself. If you don't give him some fast, he is going to squeeze his hand shut. What do you do?
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11-24-2009, 10:21 PM
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Seeing how a broken spine will overall ruin my day, I give him my clothes.
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11-24-2009, 10:22 PM
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punch lemons
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I give him my clothes, people will not be concerned with looking at me if the Blob, I kind of assuming the marvel comics version, is trying to squeeze his big beautiful self into my 34 inch waste jeans.
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11-24-2009, 10:26 PM
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Let's see his fatass fit into my 'skinny' jeans.
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11-24-2009, 10:27 PM
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YOU HA SHOCK
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"Alright. I'll give you my clothes. But what's the point? A: They won't fit you, and B: It's not like anyone can see your penis anyways."
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11-24-2009, 10:28 PM
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If his clothes do not fit, he will squeeze you.
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11-24-2009, 10:34 PM
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Playing Moby Dick 4 Real
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What's a torse?
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11-24-2009, 10:34 PM
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11-24-2009, 10:35 PM
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It seems that whether we try to converge with him , or we say NO , it's just delaying a few seconds the inevitable YES I DON"T WANT TO DIE moment.
So it's not like this thread gives us any choice. |
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11-24-2009, 10:36 PM
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11-24-2009, 10:38 PM
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I make him a gaint pair of pants out of my shirt, and pants so they fit him?
Do I live?
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11-24-2009, 10:38 PM
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11-24-2009, 10:43 PM
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11-24-2009, 10:45 PM
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I say to Blob where to go to get cloths his size. Does he listen ?
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11-24-2009, 10:46 PM
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Come Fly With Me
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