A planet of Small Soldiers vs Captain Kirk

[Dr Will Hatch]

7 Billion plastic Commando Elite soldiers. An entire planet full of them. Squadrons of Chip Hazard clones cover every continent, as well as the other soldier toys.

The USS Enterprise(TOS) hovers over the Earth like planet. What happens?

[Iron Shadow]

Originally Posted by Dr Will Hatch

7 Billion plastic Commando Elite soldiers. An entire planet full of them. Squadrons of Chip Hazard clones cover every continent, as well as the other soldier toys.

The USS Enterprise(TOS) hovers over the Earth like planet. What happens?

Someone in a red shirt goes down to investigate...and is eaten. So Kirk goes down to the planet and fashions a nuclear missile from coconut shells, coffee grounds and dung beetles which he then kills the swarming Chip Hazards with.