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Old 11-24-2009, 02:27 PM   #1
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and the scary thing is? this really exists:

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Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are on the prowl, looking to put the stake to Edgar so they can feast on Stella and the rest of Bonejack Heights in this over the top horror parody with tongue firmly in cheek!
On sale now, for only $17.99 :)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B002M4CH94
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Old 11-24-2009, 02:54 PM   #2
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Team Razor McBleed!
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:27 PM   #3
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Team Razor McBleed!
I love that he's a "Michael Jackson Loving" warewolf!
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:20 PM   #4
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Team Yeeeeurrrrrk !
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:06 AM   #5
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Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Edward Scissorhands in that cover?
Anyone?
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:31 AM   #6
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Taintlight? Really? That's the best they could come up with?

Bi-Light would have been way better.


What I really love is that 18% of people that look at that page on Amazon go on to buy Star Trek or Up on DVD. Nice demographic!
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:32 AM   #7
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Eh. I like the cast in the Hustler porn parody better...



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Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Edward Scissorhands in that cover?
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Don't you mean Edward Penishands?
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Old 11-25-2009, 02:06 AM   #8
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:00 AM   #9
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Pat Mills & John Wagner haven't done a cheap, overly nasty rip-off of Twilight for a girl's comic. (Partly cos there's no girls comics )

And this saddens me. I want to see the dodgy class warfare politics they'd sneak in, damn it.
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