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jka12002 · 11-24-2009, 12:44 PM

4 fighting game bosses gather at Shadaloo headquarters for a game of Poker. They sit on a round table as Bison deals the cards out. Who will win? What would happen?

**Sharpandpointies** · 11-24-2009, 12:56 PM

It gets very loud. Finally someone loses their temper when Geese says 'Predictable!' for the umpteenth time, and a brawl erupts.

jka12002 · 11-24-2009, 01:03 PM

Shao Kahn: "HIT ME!!!"
Bison: "okay...calm down"

(3 min later)

Shao Kahn: "21! I WIN AGAIN!!! YOU WILL LOSE!"
Bison: "If you dont stop yelling ill make you shut up"
Geese: "Predictable!"
(Bison gives Geese the middle finger)

The Drunkard Kid · 11-24-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jka12002

Shao Kahn: "HIT ME!!!"
Bison: "okay...calm down"

(3 min later)

Shao Kahn: "21! I WIN AGAIN!!! YOU WILL LOSE!"
Bison: "If you dont stop yelling ill make you shut up"
Geese: "Predictable!"
(Bison gives Geese the middle finger)

Ha!

And all the while, Heihachi is sitting at his corner, nursing his hand and wondering when everyone else started playing Blackjack.

GrampaGen · 11-24-2009, 01:07 PM

All I know is that Bison loses pretty quickly.

I mean, this:

Is his poker-face.

PREDICTABLE! indeed.

The Drunkard Kid · 11-24-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrampaGen

All I know is that Bison loses pretty quickly.

I mean, this:

Is his poker-face.

PREDICTABLE! indeed.

I think it'll be surprisingly effective, as its almost the only expression he's capable of.

GrampaGen · 11-24-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid

I think it'll be surprisingly effective, as its almost the only expression he's capable of.

Yeah, but if he gets a crappy hand?

The Drunkard Kid · 11-24-2009, 01:11 PM

Fair enough. And Shao Khan's mask (?) should give him an edge on that front, unless its shiny enough to reflect his cards.

GrampaGen · 11-24-2009, 01:13 PM

I seem to recall Kahn was rather boastful.

Or that might be memories of MK Annihilation popping up.

Siriel · 11-24-2009, 01:14 PM

Yeah, but Geese is so foreign that none of them will be able to fathom what he's thinking.

Siriel · 11-24-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrampaGen

I seem to recall Kahn was rather boastful.

Or that might be memories of MK Annihilation popping up.

Nah, he totally was. The only opponent that actually takes the time to taunt you, even at the top difficulty.

jka12002 · 11-24-2009, 01:16 PM

Shao Kahn: "I WILL NOT FAI......."
(Bison throws a beer nut into Kahn's mouth.)
Shao Kahn: *Coughing and choking*
Bison: "Told you so"
(Heitachi cracks up big time)

GrampaGen · 11-24-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siriel

Nah, he totally was. The only opponent that actually takes the time to taunt you, even at the top difficulty.

Ah, okay.

Well at least that horror-bomb got something right.

Thus, maybe the game goes down like this

---

Kahn: I have a Full House! And IT! IS! GLORIOUS!

Geese: Hmm-hmm...I stain my pants! Wit rural flush!

Bison:

....

Heihachi: You win...for now.

The Drunkard Kid · 11-24-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siriel

Yeah, but Geese is so foreign that none of them will be able to fathom what he's thinking.

And if it looks like he's about to lose a hand, there's a fair chance he'll throw himself out the window.

Nefarius · 11-24-2009, 01:35 PM

If they play poker at Tuesday,Bison can win them.

11-24-2009, 12:44 PM	#1
jka12002 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 708	They sit and play BlackJack: M.Bison,Geese Howard,Shao Kahn and Heitachi 4 fighting game bosses gather at Shadaloo headquarters for a game of Poker. They sit on a round table as Bison deals the cards out. Who will win? What would happen? Last edited by jka12002; 11-24-2009 at 01:17 PM.

11-24-2009, 12:56 PM	#2
Sharpandpointies Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 33,166	It gets very loud. Finally someone loses their temper when Geese says 'Predictable!' for the umpteenth time, and a brawl erupts. __________________ DC MA Speed Fisk 1 2 CIS Ghost on Katana Nik's Rumbles Miburo's... ...wit

11-24-2009, 01:07 PM	#5
GrampaGen I got the Marin =D Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 15,481	All I know is that Bison loses pretty quickly. I mean, this: Is his poker-face. PREDICTABLE! indeed. __________________ Awesome Award http://grampagen.deviantart.com Queue for drawing stuff SHR2 Liu Lan-Yue profile, stats and techs; Alt. Liu WikiCadia - an SHR Wiki in progress

11-24-2009, 01:11 PM	#8
The Drunkard Kid Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,651	Fair enough. And Shao Khan's mask (?) should give him an edge on that front, unless its shiny enough to reflect his cards. __________________ "You're an elf. Your history is a very long love poem dedicated to bloodshed. And to yourselves." Official Board Ostrichizer

11-24-2009, 01:13 PM	#9
GrampaGen I got the Marin =D Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 15,481	I seem to recall Kahn was rather boastful. Or that might be memories of MK Annihilation popping up. __________________ Awesome Award http://grampagen.deviantart.com Queue for drawing stuff SHR2 Liu Lan-Yue profile, stats and techs; Alt. Liu WikiCadia - an SHR Wiki in progress

11-24-2009, 01:03 PM	#3
jka12002 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 708	Shao Kahn: "HIT ME!!!" Bison: "okay...calm down" (3 min later) Shao Kahn: "21! I WIN AGAIN!!! YOU WILL LOSE!" Bison: "If you dont stop yelling ill make you shut up" Geese: "Predictable!" (Bison gives Geese the middle finger)

11-24-2009, 01:14 PM	#10
Siriel Flawed Angel Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 35,095	Yeah, but Geese is so foreign that none of them will be able to fathom what he's thinking. __________________ Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are, death awaits you.

11-24-2009, 01:16 PM	#12
jka12002 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 708	Shao Kahn: "I WILL NOT FAI......." (Bison throws a beer nut into Kahn's mouth.) Shao Kahn: Coughing and choking Bison: "Told you so" (Heitachi cracks up big time)

11-24-2009, 01:35 PM	#15
Nefarius The freedom to leave... Join Date: May 2005 Location: Far and beyond Posts: 2,555	If they play poker at Tuesday,Bison can win them. __________________ "Here and now so intertwined,neatly wrapped it is so fine! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! No more will they jeer and scoff,I'll cut their circulation off! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! If they do not see the joke,pull the rope and let them choke!"

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