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Old 11-21-2009, 08:32 PM   #1
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Blob versus diet & exercise.

Blob has to go through various exercise regiments, starting with a program developed and given to him by drill instructor Harvey Walden IV (Celebrity Fit Club / US version).

Next he has to endure a fitness program featuring personal trainer Tony Little.

After that, Blob must compete as a contestant on the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

Then he must go through the punishment of having Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Ronald Lee Ermey) as his drill sergeant.

Next Blob must compete as a contestant on the TV show "Ninja Warrior".

Finally he must go through the final level of this Hell and participate in a workout of 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' featuring Richard Simmons.

What happens in each scenario ?....
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:15 PM   #2
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What happens in each scenario ?....
He eats everyone... with the exception of Richard Simmons.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:15 PM   #3
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What happens in each scenario ?....
he gets mystique to pose as him and run the gauntlet for him. blob watches himself on the biggest loser in front of the tv with a couple dozen buckets of kfc and cookie dough. dipped in mayonnaise and butter. fried.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:16 PM   #4
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He eats everyone... with the exception of Richard Simmons.
R. Lee Ermey wouldn't probably get eaten, he'd shoot the Blob in the face with a missile launcher before he got close.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:18 PM   #5
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R. Lee Ermey wouldn't probably get eaten, he'd shoot the Blob in the face with a missile launcher before he got close.
or call him a fatbody and tell him he could suck a twinkie through a garden hose.
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:13 PM   #6
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Fred benchpresses in the tons, much more than anyone on those shows. I don't get how everyone thinks he's this fat slob, when the extra weight is a mutation that actually increases his physical stats to superhuman levels.

Oh wait, I forgot you just wanted a reason to make fat jokes, my mistake.
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:43 AM   #7
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he gets mystique to pose as him and run the gauntlet for him. blob watches himself on the biggest loser in front of the tv with a couple dozen buckets of kfc and cookie dough. dipped in mayonnaise and butter. fried.
That would be pretty smart on Blob's side.
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:44 AM   #8
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Fred benchpresses in the tons, much more than anyone on those shows. I don't get how everyone thinks he's this fat slob, when the extra weight is a mutation that actually increases his physical stats to superhuman levels.

Oh wait, I forgot you just wanted a reason to make fat jokes, my mistake.
Sorry for the double post.

Yeah exactly he can run as fast as a normal male athlete. Plus he can lift 75 tons with ease so he actually can probably lift about 100 tons.
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Sorry for the double post.

Yeah exactly he can run as fast as a normal male athlete. Plus he can lift 75 tons with ease so he actually can probably lift about 100 tons.
You'll have to explain that to me. He can lift 75 tons, so he can probably lift 100 tons? I don't think that's how one makes it to class 100...
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You'll have to explain that to me. He can lift 75 tons, so he can probably lift 100 tons? I don't think that's how one makes it to class 100...
No everything I've read about him said Blob can lift 75 tons with ease so he might be able to pull off 100 tons if he can lift 75 tons easily.
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Fred benchpresses in the tons, much more than anyone on those shows. I don't get how everyone thinks he's this fat slob, when the extra weight is a mutation that actually increases his physical stats to superhuman levels.

Oh wait, I forgot you just wanted a reason to make fat jokes, my mistake.
I'm here to make fun of his hair.

Oh, a brunette? How original.

Tell me, is that your natural color Mr. Blob, or are you just a blond that ran out of toilet paper?

Is it true that your hair is brown so that the people around you can tell how full of sh*t you are?

BOOM! I've got a million of 'em!

Well, okay, about two more.
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No everything I've read about him said Blob can lift 75 tons with ease so he might be able to pull off 100 tons if he can lift 75 tons easily.
Off Topic.

That is one ugly avatar.

I think for once a one stand feat,should not be take in consideration.
Like Superman sneezing a galaxy,if it does it only once,i consider it a fliter.

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