11-20-2009, 01:04 PM
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See Lara die. Die, Lara.
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Happy Sucksgiving!
http://www.sucksgiving.com/
It's this Sunday. I just wanted to get this up a little early. I've been unemployed for a year now, apart from freelance work that's proven to be spotty at best. It sucks.
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11-20-2009, 02:38 PM
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insect of destiny
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Maryland Metro DC
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So what sucks in my life?
Sadly I must say not much. My job is going okay. My mental state is stable/normal. My wife hasn't been screaming at me as much as she used to. Oh come on. I can think of something that going wrong. Alright. I'm like 60 pounds overweight. I'm becoming too nearsighted for my eyeglasses again. My hair is turning grey. I'm moving into a new house that we paid too much for that neither one of us want to move into anymore. We bought the in May and here it is November and we still haven't moved in. We got a pergo floor put in the basement; we spent too much on it and it looks very fakey. We keep making bad mistakes, we are presently incapable of making a good decision and that is not like us. We're usually that smart guys rolling in clover looking at all the impoverished suckers that can not control their spending; now we're suckers too--and it sucks. We have nine cats that no one else wants. Folks that is a lot of scooping, every night--and that sucks. With nine cats the house always smells like a cat box--suckaroony. Anything else....My boss kinds of gives me the willies. I can't exercise to lose weight because my feet and my shoulders are sort of ruined. That sucks. But I got a new pair of shoes that really fit well!! How often does that happen considering I have different sized feet? Yahoo!! Whee! You can't keep a good fly down when all the medications are working. Hip Hip hooray! Merry Christmas, everybody! Paradox is a jerk!!
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11-20-2009, 02:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
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i'm feeling pretty good today. must be the reggae music
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11-20-2009, 03:20 PM
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Laura
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Unemployed for a year as well, with some shit temp jobs but nothing serious. I'm having more fun at the gym these days. Perhaps I should get a job at one of them.
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Boom! Yummy! DubipR |
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11-20-2009, 04:11 PM
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¡Mucha Lucha!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Valencia, Venezuela, so there.
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And the Award to the Thread with the Dirtiest Title of the Year goes to...
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11-20-2009, 04:16 PM
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Lurid Poster Child
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Me, I'm good pretty much. Not sacked. Or in hardly any kind of a shitter.
I don't have a boat 'though. So what does one do at Sucksgiving? Give people the willies? Pass the bong around? EDIT: I could also just *click the link*, instead of shooting off my mouth into my foot... So only bad food, huh. Well, enjoy your oatmeals then ("so bad a food you have to classify it a meal") and if dry enough, do try for whistlin' some. Guess I'll be catchin' the Sunday sermon myself - without food - gettin slapped with some Sod-'em & Gonnoroea. Which sort of might suck - albeit merely allegorically I should think  .
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Chillingly good stuff besides Mignola, Slint, M, Knut and really big chunks of tinfoil? Half sunk in the mud, with one eye showing / a cracked smile and hair still growing / your hands miles apart, as if they'd never met / you were the happiest I'd seen you yet. ~ (full) lyrics to 'Exhume' by Bedhead. Last edited by Kees_L; 11-20-2009 at 05:53 PM. Reason: too many emoticons |
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11-20-2009, 04:46 PM
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Street Shop Survivor
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Lock Haven, PA
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Life is good : Happily married, well-paying job, no major health issues, a roof over my head and warm food in my belly every day.
Seriously, I'm a pessimistic nihilist and even I think focusing on the problems in your life is a waste of time....
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11-20-2009, 05:48 PM
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Lurid Poster Child
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Location: Netherlands
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Another element to my life as I know it which may suck somewhat - I guess I'm gonna skip Sunday's sermon and hit the bar instead. I feel up for proper celebrations now. Might even spit in the peanutbowl for good measure. (Bad food.) And should the establishment-proprietor come to inquire about the tab then I'll just hit the bar-wood and go: "now you suck, woman!" I suspect it's gonna be the best Sucksgiving evar! (And also my first, so thanks for this thread.)
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Chillingly good stuff besides Mignola, Slint, M, Knut and really big chunks of tinfoil? Half sunk in the mud, with one eye showing / a cracked smile and hair still growing / your hands miles apart, as if they'd never met / you were the happiest I'd seen you yet. ~ (full) lyrics to 'Exhume' by Bedhead. Last edited by Kees_L; 11-20-2009 at 05:49 PM. Reason: some clarification |
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11-20-2009, 07:33 PM
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Hold still, would'ya!!
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I became erect when I saw the title, but you guys have ruined the mood.
Sucks being flacid.
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11-20-2009, 07:57 PM
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Gettin' Sproused Up
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Still no job here. Not for nearly as long as Mac or Dubip, but it still sucks.
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11-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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blip...blip...blip...
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I'll be more sucky on Sunday, though. 
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11-20-2009, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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I won't be able to buy my girlfriend or sister Christmas presents this year
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11-20-2009, 10:02 PM
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internet pope
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Welcome, brother. Have some blue Jell-O. |
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11-21-2009, 04:48 AM
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Elder Member
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Since I am getting old, when I have to pee, I HAVE TO PEE! I'm like one of those middle-aged men in the commercials running to the bathroom all the time
That sucks. The students taught me some new dance moves, but I've lost my groove. That sucks. I like succotash That sucks (I never get to eat it since everyone else hates it) If things suck so much, why am I chuckling?
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11-22-2009, 10:45 PM
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I did it 35 minutes ago
Join Date: May 2004
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Grampa died. That sucks.
My friend Louis succumbed to schizophrenia and killed himself. That sucks. I still have no paying job. That sucks.
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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