Martha Stewart vs Rachel Ray

[fopums]

apparently Martha has come out an attacked Rachel as according to yahoo..... didn't want to read why of course, but made me consider the rumbles possibilities.

1st. standard arena match, who do you think takes it.

combatants each get a frying pan, salt, and some pepper, just a dash of each.

2nd. you can have one as your live in cook, but the catch is they live there with you i.e. in your house at all times.

3rd. strongest food persona the duo could beat.

GO!!1!

[Toreador]

1 Martha crushes Rachel like a bug with an overhand pan smash.

2. Rachel, especially if her cooking outfit is the one from the Maxim shoot.

3. food persona? Like who? Jolly Green Giant? Tony the Tiger? Chef Boyardee?

[fopums]

Originally Posted by Toreador

1 Martha crushes Rachel like a bug with an overhand pan smash.

2. Rachel, especially if her cooking outfit is the one from the Maxim shoot.

3. food persona? Like who? Jolly Green Giant? Tony the Tiger? Chef Boyardee?

for numba 3.

the guy from hell's kitchen, Guy Fieri, from the Fridays commercials and some show, and anthony bourdain, those kind of food celebrity personalities

[Black Francis]

Honestly the world would be better off without both these ladies on TV.

[The Drunkard Kid]

For some reason, I read the thread title as "Martha Stewart vs. Beta Ray Bill."

Which would have been AWESOME.

[fopums]

Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid

For some reason, I read the thread title as "Martha Stewart vs. Beta Ray Bill."

Which would have been AWESOME.

OMG the potential for the second scenario, BRB as my live in cook, I don't care if his cooking is awful, and if he's a messy roommate, he still the coolest guy that could ever live in your house.

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Me: what we doing for dinner tonight Beta Ray Bill?

BRB: Verily, we doth travel to Winger's and we shall quaf mountains of SPICY HOT WINGS! hotter then the flames off of the surtur's back these succulent wings will be, and when we cannot take the heat anymore we shall consume mead colder then the frost giant's own!

Me: Like Coors and its can that turns blue when you know its ready?

BRB: AYE!

*BRB grabs me and we fly out front door*

[Powerboy]

Originally Posted by fopums

apparently Martha has come out an attacked Rachel as according to yahoo..... didn't want to read why of course, but made me consider the rumbles possibilities.

1st. standard arena match, who do you think takes it.

combatants each get a frying pan, salt, and some pepper, just a dash of each.

2nd. you can have one as your live in cook, but the catch is they live there with you i.e. in your house at all times.

3rd. strongest food persona the duo could beat.

GO!!1!

Strange. I was in the laundry mat last week and had to see Martha on the Rachel show. Stewart even made a joke about learning stuff in prison.

1. Raye. She's younger and probably has more energy and speed.

2. Raye. Way better looking if one of them has to be there all the time. Then again, she also has that high-pitched, more annoying voice.

3. Er, I don't know.

[maczero]

1) Stewart. She's done time so I'd say she's a bit more "gangsta" than Raye.

2) Raye in a curbstomp. I've got a thing for thick brunettes.

3) I'd say the two of them together should be able to beat any single chef except for maybe that Jay Garvin guy.