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Old 11-18-2009, 02:35 PM   #1
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No standard rumble rules. PIS definitely on. Anything that counts as a win even for a few seconds is fair.

Whatever anyone posts, the next post has to come in and beat the guy. Somehow.

Just to get the ball rolling, I'll do what the first few posts might look like.

Superman flies in and rips Batman's arms off and beats him with them.

Superman wins!

From half a mile away, Punisher snipes Superman with kryptonite bullets.

Punisher wins!

Lobo hears the shot, and just for the hec of it flies down and bombs the who area.

Lobo wins!

Mr. Fantastic has already rigged the are so that Lobo ends up flying though a specialized matter shredding teleportation device, sending his molecules into different ends of the universe.

Mr. Fantastic wins!

(alright. Now you try.)
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Old 11-18-2009, 02:54 PM   #2
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Sue had an alien super-STD that only killed men when they made love last night!

Reed Richards dies!

Sue Richards wins!
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:45 PM   #3
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Sue had an alien super-STD that only killed men when they made love last night!

Reed Richards dies!

Sue Richards wins!
Tabitha Smith is offended by Sue's ET crotch rot and drops a bomb into Sue's knickers when she isn't looking.

Boomer wins.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:52 PM   #4
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PIS is never on in Rumbles!

Rumbles Rules win!
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:13 PM   #5
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PIS is never on in Rumbles!

Rumbles Rules win!
doom hacks the server and changes the rules

doom wins
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:58 PM   #6
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doom hacks the server and changes the rules

doom wins
AVGN blasts doom with a BFG and smashes the Doom cd in half.

AVGN wins.... (joke post)
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AVGN blasts doom with a BFG and smashes the Doom cd in half.

AVGN wins.... (joke post)
AVGN begs Jason Vorhees to kill him so he won't have to play Jason's crappy NES game. Jason makes AVGN play the game.

Jason wins.
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PIS is never on in Rumbles!

Rumbles Rules win!
Kaiba screws the rules!

He has money!
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Kaiba screws the rules!

He has money!
IRS audits him

IRS wins
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IRS audits him

IRS wins
Doom hacks the IRS,

the Doom that was beaten was a Doombot,

realz Dr. Doom wins
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:36 PM   #11
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the Doom that was beaten was a Doombot,

realz Dr. Doom wins
red hulk arrives and defeats doom using his mary sue-ness

red hulk wins
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:37 PM   #12
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Doom hacks the IRS,

the Doom that was beaten was a Doombot,

realz Dr. Doom wins
Another Doombot stabs that Doom in the back. It is revealed to be another Doombot.

Doombot wins.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:38 PM   #13
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:39 PM   #14
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red hulk arrives and defeats doom using his mary sue-ness

red hulk wins
The chick from Twilight shows up and Rulk falls in love with her, because her Mary Sue powers >>> his.

Twilight chick strings him along for a bit, then dumps him for her shiny vampire boytoy.

Emotional win: Twilight chick.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:40 PM   #15
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Hill contested!
Random lumberjack cuts down all trees on the hill.

Erosion causes landslide, which makes hill smaller.

Hill loses self esteem and never scores with hill ladies.

Lumberjack wins.
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