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FalconX2000 · 11-18-2009, 03:09 AM

Everything, from the food to the air to your keyboard, tastes like chicken. What happens?

Wavemaninawe · 11-18-2009, 03:15 AM

Are you suffering from a plastic defficiency, Falcon?

The Drunkard Kid · 11-18-2009, 05:18 AM

I guess we would all become mostly vegetarians, as there is no flavor benefit to meat anymore and vegetables are cheaper to produce and buy, pound for pound. I guess some might eat meat for the texture, though.

maczero · 11-18-2009, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid

I guess we would all become mostly vegetarians, as there is no flavor benefit to meat anymore and vegetables are cheaper to produce and buy, pound for pound. I guess some might eat meat for the texture, though.

This sounds about right.

KJ Stewart · 11-18-2009, 08:01 AM

I would imagine we all die in the floods of a mass sea of vegetarian vomit.

Those hardcore veggies aren't gonna like their spinach/carrots/lettuce/onions tasting like the thing they despise most.

Motormouse · 11-18-2009, 08:30 AM

For the first time in recorded history, black people get sick and tired of eating chicken!

(god, say it aint so....)

The Drunkard Kid · 11-18-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KJ Stewart

I would imagine we all die in the floods of a mass sea of vegetarian vomit.

Those hardcore veggies aren't gonna like their spinach/carrots/lettuce/onions tasting like the thing they despise most.

Nah, they're problem with meat isn't the flavor. As long as they don't actually have to eat an animals, they'll probably enjoy having veggie burgers that actually taste like meat.

OTOH, a lot of people might scald their tongues after just a week of eating chicken flavored everything, on chicken flavored other things, washed down with hot, chicken flavored coffee.

Gorthaur · 11-18-2009, 10:51 AM

Besides, since even the air tastes like chicken, we'll eventually all become desensitized to it. Essentially, nothing will taste like anything.

**Sharpandpointies** · 11-18-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KJ Stewart

I would imagine we all die in the floods of a mass sea of vegetarian vomit.

Those hardcore veggies aren't gonna like their spinach/carrots/lettuce/onions tasting like the thing they despise most.

Indeed. Until I get so used to it I ignore it, everyone better stay the heck away from me. :(

Gordon Smith · 11-18-2009, 11:13 AM

I eat a lot of chicken so I can probably live with this scenario, although I'm certain I'll miss the taste of pasta and steak. I'll probably give up drinking completely, though.

Aubergine~! · 11-18-2009, 11:18 AM

KFCs around the world get attacked by angry mobs.

Gordon Smith · 11-18-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aubergine~!

KFCs around the world get attacked by angry mobs.

They will attack my local KFC over my dead body.

The Drunkard Kid · 11-18-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies

Indeed. Until I get so used to it I ignore it, everyone better stay the heck away from me. :(

Dammit Sharp, you know the punishment for proving me wrong is to be locked in a room with a moose.

Who has a camera, to record you puking your guts out from eating a chicken flavored salad.

**Sharpandpointies** · 11-18-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid

Dammit Sharp, you know the punishment for proving me wrong is to be locked in a room with a moose.

*puts both feet and both hands against the doorframe* You can't make me go in!

After so long away from meat, the smell of it cooking...isn't pleasant for me, shall we say.

Actually tasting it would be a pretty huge issue.

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Who has a camera, to record you puking your guts out from eating a chicken flavored salad.

Those who wish to try must enter the room with the moose.

The Drunkard Kid · 11-18-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies

*puts both feet and both hands against the doorframe* You can't make me go in!

After so long away from meat, the smell of it cooking...isn't pleasant for me, shall we say.

Actually tasting it would be a pretty huge issue.

Those who wish to try must enter the room with the moose.

The moose has the camera. I don't know who taught him how to use it, but I'm more worried about the guy who taught him how to edit the footage.

11-18-2009, 03:09 AM	#1
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11-18-2009, 03:15 AM	#2
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11-18-2009, 05:18 AM	#3
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11-18-2009, 08:01 AM	#5
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11-18-2009, 08:30 AM	#6
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11-18-2009, 10:51 AM	#8
Gorthaur Sorcerer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Niflheim Posts: 5,230	Besides, since even the air tastes like chicken, we'll eventually all become desensitized to it. Essentially, nothing will taste like anything. __________________ Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free.

11-18-2009, 11:18 AM	#11
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