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Old 11-08-2009, 11:39 AM   #1
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right in your town and home... what do you do?
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:43 AM   #2
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Pee on them.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:44 AM   #3
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Pee on them.
Will that guarantee driving them away?
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:45 AM   #4
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Pee on them.
Offencive, but that made me laugh out loud.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:51 AM   #5
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Will that guarantee driving them away?
I don't know. But I don't think anyone's tried it before, so we'll see how well it works. Violence and running away clearly don't do the trick, and I'm not insane enough to out-wacky them. So I'm kind of low on options.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:51 AM   #6
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I wonder how they'd react to someone enjoying their stupidity.

I'd probably try that.

If they saw that they weren't irritating me, they might leave me alone.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #7
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I wonder how they'd react to someone enjoying their stupidity.

I'd probably try that.

If they saw that they weren't irritating me, they might leave me alone.
Or they might become your fan club.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:55 AM   #8
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Act like a fanboy until they get irritated and leave.
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:51 PM   #9
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As crazy as this may sound, peeing on them (crass as a notion as it may be) isn't that bad of a plan....hear me out.



-We know based on feats that violence isn't the way to go, they can outgun you (pull out TnT, etc.) & have much higher damage soak.


-We know that based on the fact that they live in the Warner Bros. tower, realize they're cartoons & all that, they must be made of drawings with ink on paper...moisture pretty much consistently destroys drawings....


-Urination may prove more effective than other moisture methods like say, throwing a bucket of water on them because of the added psychological element that doing something so R rated to such G rated characters may have. It may stop they're wackiness in it's tracks because I doubt they'd start joking & quipping about getting peed on....


Yakko- Say Wakko, if this isn't like an R. Kelly vid....


Wakko- DON'T YOU DARE QUIP YAKKO!!! IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE.


Dot- Oh God we're gonna die......


Yakko- We can't just stand here! What would you HAVE ME DO?? What wo....


Dot- ...


Wakko- ...

(Sound of me peeing)

(Sound of paper melting)
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:22 PM   #10
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As crazy as this may sound, peeing on them (crass as a notion as it may be) isn't that bad of a plan....hear me out.



-We know based on feats that violence isn't the way to go, they can outgun you (pull out TnT, etc.) & have much higher damage soak.


-We know that based on the fact that they live in the Warner Bros. tower, realize they're cartoons & all that, they must be made of drawings with ink on paper...moisture pretty much consistently destroys drawings....


-Urination may prove more effective than other moisture methods like say, throwing a bucket of water on them because of the added psychological element that doing something so R rated to such G rated characters may have. It may stop they're wackiness in it's tracks because I doubt they'd start joking & quipping about getting peed on....


Yakko- Say Wakko, if this isn't like an R. Kelly vid....


Wakko- DON'T YOU DARE QUIP YAKKO!!! IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE.


Dot- Oh God we're gonna die......


Yakko- We can't just stand here! What would you HAVE ME DO?? What wo....


Dot- ...


Wakko- ...

(Sound of me peeing)

(Sound of paper melting)
See? This guy knows what I'm talking about! I think we've discovered the next best defense outside of "The Dip"!
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:23 PM   #11
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See? This guy knows what I'm talking about! I think we've discovered the next best defense outside of "The Dip"!
What about against Popeye?
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:35 PM   #12
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Offer them "gifts'. Wile trying to avoid such phrases as "i'll give you whatever you want if you'll just GO AWAY!!"
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:36 PM   #13
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What about against Popeye?
What? Don't talk crazy, son. You try to pee on Popeye, and he'll just punch it right back at you, possibly turning it into napalm in the process on account of his sheer awesome.
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:50 PM   #14
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What about against Popeye?
I'd rather not expose my genitalia to a man that can punch out stars.
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:23 PM   #15
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Smoke a lot of pot and enjoy it. They won't be around forever.
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