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howyadoin · 10-27-2009, 12:07 AM

01pickleboy: "I have and if your near mermaid and me. well I am sorry for her because you so are bend over."
Mermaid: "the english version of this would have really helped."

LewMoxinsghost: "The last thing we need is a Goofy / Wolverine team-up."
Slam_Bradley: "Wolverine has teamed up with so many goofy characters already that it shouldn't make any difference."

"Let's call this new age the Goddamn Rape Age, to enshrine forever DC's bold move in direction and for evermore proving that comics are not for kids."
~ Asmith

Lone Ranger: "When I was in high school, I worked at a sleepover summer camp about 2 hours north of Toronto.

We had a lot of international campers looking for the Canadian experience."
Ray R.: "'The Canadian experience.'

I.e., Tim Horton's and an apology."

K'Nort: "So there were pole dancers (with poles) being towed around Manhattan this week. Performing as they glided through traffic."
Tadhg: "Was there a reason?"
Paradox: "Does there have to be?"

"When I was telling my cousin about the Marvel-Disney thing, I made him guess who bought Marvel.

'Here's a hint...he's black and has big ears.'

'Martin Lawrence?' "
~ Doctor Doom

"Lightning does not strike in the same place twice.

That hasn't stopped filmmakers from running around in rainstorms, waving their official Blair Witch metal rods!"
~ Donald M.

Punchy: "I was in Chicago over the weekend and found the greatest jazz record shop in the country."
Adam C: "I'm curious as to the name of this shop."
Punchy: "It's got quite a clever name. The Jazz Record Shop."

"Excuse me, good sir. I wonder if you'd mind taking your sales pitch elsewhere, as none of us have the slightest interest in whatever it is you're attempting to sell to us."
~ Spike-X

"You're just running your own flag up the pole of hyperbole again."
~ Paradox

"I used to see ads like that a lot back when they were new. AdBlock has since learned to deal with them, and I think Flashblock helps too. Between the two of them, ads of any kind are as rare as straight Dazzler fans."
~ Michael P

01pickleboy: "Repressed Daddy issues and a strong madonna whore complex"
Michael P: "I tell you, that phrase made a lot more sense once I learned that "madonna" also meant the Virgin Mary."

Athena Bast: "It never occurred to me that Larry Hama could be Asian."
Spike-X: "Not only that, but Ralph Macchio looks nothing like the Karate Kid!"

"Why we have helmet laws for motorcycle riders, but not for Republicans, I'll never know."
~ Mr.Ez

"Sounds like you're just talking out of your Anthony Sydney Smith again."
~ Chris Nowlin

jessecuster3: "So I had these amazing things called heirloom pickles."
Cayman: "Are they passed down from generation to generation?

Can you take them on Antiques Roadshow?"

"At least Paul isn't off on one of his Tao-ist Alister Crowely was the coyote of change thingy-me-bob rants."
~ Asmith

Athena Bast: "I need a get out of jail free card or something."
Michael P: "If I'd been rolling as long as you have and not hit doubles, I'd just pay the $50 and proceed along St. Charles Place."

"It's something Japanese.
I think it's something Japanese.
I really think so.

...

Excuse me, I seem to have come down with The Vapours."
~ Pól Rua

Donald M.: "Strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
jessecuster3: "How about a nice game of chess?"

"In space, no one can hear you being an asshole."
~ Donald M.

Mermaid: "gotta go, my Brah's here."
Cam63: "Well, put it on... We won't look :)"
Mermaid: "promise?

I might be shy........."
Cam63: "One doubts it !"

"Howy's meat is fearsome indeed!"
~ Alex L

"Excuse me ma'am, are you a globe trotting floozy? Then we've got the poll for you."
~ fly on the wall

"How is Aquaman not chronically Pruny?"
~ Mac Danny

"I can't take a guy running around in a purple leotard serious.
Maybe if he had a cape."
~ Alex

"Whenever I see a new 3D movie come out, I think of Count Floyd."
~ Donald M.

DoctorDoom: "I have a date this Friday."
Chris Nowlin: "I can't help but notice this date is with somebody other than me. Why is that?"
Mac Danny: "Distance, Odor, take your pick."

StoneGold: "So apparently there are rules now against 'snarkiness'."
Donald M.: "Well shit, time to close up the internet and go home. Was fun while it lasted."

Joe Rice: "The internet is weird."
Spike-X: "Let's keep it that way."

thespianphryne: "New Yankee Stadium has heated seats."
Michael P: "Unfortunately, many of those seats contain Yankee fans."

Michael P: "I've got an old 3.5'' floppy that's formatted for use with a Mac. How would I go about retrieving the files thereon?"
Nick Soapdish: "First, you build a time machine ..."

Pól Rua · 10-27-2009, 12:31 AM

Haw! Nice one, howy. Some good gear here.

GozertheGozarian · 10-27-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pól Rua

Haw! Nice one, howy. Some good gear here.

You're only saying that because it's true. Which proves there's no American blood in your lineage.

thehod · 10-27-2009, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howyadoin

Punchy: "I was in Chicago over the weekend and found the greatest jazz record shop in the country."
Adam C: "I'm curious as to the name of this shop."
Punchy: "It's got quite a clever name. The Jazz Record Shop."

I've been giggling for a good five minutes over that one.

Asmith · 10-27-2009, 03:43 AM

A Digest! I love these things!

Though I was really hoping you'd break your rule and put a few of your own in this time... you've been on fire lately.

Winslow · 10-27-2009, 03:59 AM

Fun stuff Howy!

Michael P · 10-27-2009, 04:48 AM

Well, this was a nice way to start the day.

Mermaid · 10-27-2009, 04:55 AM

ha! Those are funny!

Although I must be spending far too much time here as I remember almost all of those!

o1pickleboy · 10-27-2009, 05:50 AM

I may two of them cool. Too bad one of them was incoherent.

nice one howy

jessecuster3 · 10-27-2009, 05:52 AM

Nice ones. Thanks!

Asmith · 10-27-2009, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by o1pickleboy

I may two of them cool. Too bad one of them was incoherent.

Yeah.... but which one...?

DoctorDoom · 10-27-2009, 08:55 AM

Another great one, Howy! Laughing my ass off at work.

i_mmmchocolate · 10-27-2009, 12:09 PM

Ray is the funniest.

Slam_Bradley · 10-27-2009, 12:48 PM

Yay...Digest day.

Chris Nowlin · 10-27-2009, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael P

Well, this was a nice way to start the day.

For me as well.

10-27-2009, 12:07 AM	#1
howyadoin internet pope Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 82,812	Digest Digest DIGEST. 01pickleboy: "I have and if your near mermaid and me. well I am sorry for her because you so are bend over." Mermaid: "the english version of this would have really helped." LewMoxinsghost: "The last thing we need is a Goofy / Wolverine team-up." Slam_Bradley: "Wolverine has teamed up with so many goofy characters already that it shouldn't make any difference." "Let's call this new age the Goddamn Rape Age, to enshrine forever DC's bold move in direction and for evermore proving that comics are not for kids." ~ Asmith Lone Ranger: "When I was in high school, I worked at a sleepover summer camp about 2 hours north of Toronto. We had a lot of international campers looking for the Canadian experience." Ray R.: "'The Canadian experience.' I.e., Tim Horton's and an apology." K'Nort: "So there were pole dancers (with poles) being towed around Manhattan this week. Performing as they glided through traffic." Tadhg: "Was there a reason?" Paradox: "Does there have to be?" "When I was telling my cousin about the Marvel-Disney thing, I made him guess who bought Marvel. 'Here's a hint...he's black and has big ears.' 'Martin Lawrence?' " ~ Doctor Doom "Lightning does not strike in the same place twice. That hasn't stopped filmmakers from running around in rainstorms, waving their official Blair Witch metal rods!" ~ Donald M. Punchy: "I was in Chicago over the weekend and found the greatest jazz record shop in the country." Adam C: "I'm curious as to the name of this shop." Punchy: "It's got quite a clever name. The Jazz Record Shop." "Excuse me, good sir. I wonder if you'd mind taking your sales pitch elsewhere, as none of us have the slightest interest in whatever it is you're attempting to sell to us." ~ Spike-X "You're just running your own flag up the pole of hyperbole again." ~ Paradox "I used to see ads like that a lot back when they were new. AdBlock has since learned to deal with them, and I think Flashblock helps too. Between the two of them, ads of any kind are as rare as straight Dazzler fans." ~ Michael P 01pickleboy: "Repressed Daddy issues and a strong madonna whore complex" Michael P: "I tell you, that phrase made a lot more sense once I learned that "madonna" also meant the Virgin Mary." Athena Bast: "It never occurred to me that Larry Hama could be Asian." Spike-X: "Not only that, but Ralph Macchio looks nothing like the Karate Kid!" "Why we have helmet laws for motorcycle riders, but not for Republicans, I'll never know." ~ Mr.Ez "Sounds like you're just talking out of your Anthony Sydney Smith again." ~ Chris Nowlin jessecuster3: "So I had these amazing things called heirloom pickles." Cayman: "Are they passed down from generation to generation? Can you take them on Antiques Roadshow?" "At least Paul isn't off on one of his Tao-ist Alister Crowely was the coyote of change thingy-me-bob rants." ~ Asmith Athena Bast: "I need a get out of jail free card or something." Michael P: "If I'd been rolling as long as you have and not hit doubles, I'd just pay the $50 and proceed along St. Charles Place." "It's something Japanese. I think it's something Japanese. I really think so. ... Excuse me, I seem to have come down with The Vapours." ~ Pól Rua Donald M.: "Strange game. The only winning move is not to play." jessecuster3: "How about a nice game of chess?" "In space, no one can hear you being an asshole." ~ Donald M. Mermaid: "gotta go, my Brah's here." Cam63: "Well, put it on... We won't look :)" Mermaid: "promise? I might be shy........." Cam63: "One doubts it !" "Howy's meat is fearsome indeed!" ~ Alex L "Excuse me ma'am, are you a globe trotting floozy? Then we've got the poll for you." ~ fly on the wall "How is Aquaman not chronically Pruny?" ~ Mac Danny "I can't take a guy running around in a purple leotard serious. Maybe if he had a cape." ~ Alex "Whenever I see a new 3D movie come out, I think of Count Floyd." ~ Donald M. DoctorDoom: "I have a date this Friday." Chris Nowlin: "I can't help but notice this date is with somebody other than me. Why is that?" Mac Danny: "Distance, Odor, take your pick." StoneGold: "So apparently there are rules now against 'snarkiness'." Donald M.: "Well shit, time to close up the internet and go home. Was fun while it lasted." Joe Rice: "The internet is weird." Spike-X: "Let's keep it that way." thespianphryne: "New Yankee Stadium has heated seats." Michael P: "Unfortunately, many of those seats contain Yankee fans." Michael P: "I've got an old 3.5'' floppy that's formatted for use with a Mac. How would I go about retrieving the files thereon?" Nick Soapdish: "First, you build a time machine ..." __________________ howyadoin? my art store my bookstore song of the moment: "bohemian love pad" ~ david johansen

10-27-2009, 03:43 AM	#5
Asmith What's that over there? Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sydney - Australia Posts: 4,862	A Digest! I love these things! Though I was really hoping you'd break your rule and put a few of your own in this time... you've been on fire lately. __________________ Trust me. Why would I lie to you? Never updated Salty Jim's Retro-Future Commenteers!

10-27-2009, 03:59 AM	#6
Winslow Elder Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Outside Philly Posts: 19,607	Fun stuff Howy! __________________ Have a question about photography? Want to learn more about altering images? Go here: The CBR Photography Mega-thread

10-27-2009, 04:48 AM	#7
Michael P Seal of Meaninglessness Join Date: May 2004 Location: Location, Location! Posts: 44,006	Well, this was a nice way to start the day. __________________ "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth, on manners "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." - Peter David, on life "That's not a vampire, that's a Jonas Brother!" - Craig Ferguson, on Twilight

10-27-2009, 04:55 AM	#8
Mermaid Win me! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne - Australia Posts: 11,119	ha! Those are funny! Although I must be spending far too much time here as I remember almost all of those! __________________ Mermaid@Flickr

10-27-2009, 12:31 AM	#2
Pól Rua The Central Sca-rutinizer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Posts: 21,503	Haw! Nice one, howy. Some good gear here.

10-27-2009, 05:50 AM	#9
o1pickleboy Pickle Sutra Master Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,953	I may two of them cool. Too bad one of them was incoherent. nice one howy __________________ I'm not liberal, liberals have beliefs. I'm a democrat, the only belief I have is that republicans are wrong. Let's free the market, so it can enslave us all Myspace Last edited by o1pickleboy; 10-27-2009 at 05:57 AM.

10-27-2009, 05:52 AM	#10
jessecuster3 Transform! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in plastic. Posts: 31,867	Nice ones. Thanks! __________________ Listen to This: The Hot Rats(Supergrass) - Fight For Your Right

10-27-2009, 08:55 AM	#12
DoctorDoom Blonde Detective Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New York Posts: 34,625	Another great one, Howy! Laughing my ass off at work. __________________ Stop being perfect. - Michael P You have just become even more perfect. - Squirrel In brightest hair, on darkest tan no sexy bod escapes our hand! Let those who challenge our IQ know we have more sex than you! THE BLONDE LANTERN CORPS!

10-27-2009, 12:09 PM	#13
i_mmmchocolate Elder Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: New York Posts: 17,866	Ray is the funniest.

10-27-2009, 12:48 PM	#14
Slam_Bradley Touchdown! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Idaho Posts: 20,559	Yay...Digest day.

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