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Famous Hollywood Star Nicholas Cage, with the powers of Sentry, claims to have naked pictures of everyone's mother. He shows them. To everyone. He then posts them on various porn websites, as well as his facebook, his blog (even if he doesn't have these things he uses his Sentry powers to make it so), ytmnd, 4chan, newgrounds, and every one of these forums. How does the world react?
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Why is Nicholas Cage a troll? Don't get me wrong; out of the movies I've seen him in, there was only one (The Rock) that I liked, but I don't get why he'd be considered a 'troll'.
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In this thread.
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I keep getting this image of Cage yelling " 'cause I'm Castor Troy!!" and kicking people into the sun while posting pics of their nude, bestiality indulging moms with bee helmets on Youtube.
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This is certainly a perfectly satisfactory and logical thing to imagine.
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I tell him that no matter what he does to me, I still retain my pride, which he lost after making The Wicker Man, right after which I start mockingly yelling at him "OH NO! The BEES!"
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Anyway, my mom's kinda hot. I can dig it.
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Considering his trollish nature he may even force you to wear pants.
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_______________________________________________ Germans are hardcore, man. Even their language kicks your ass (barks gibberish in mock German). - Nicole Clark Megalomaniac dictators owe their careers to bullies (credit to Overmaster) I wouldn't go so far as to say it's habitual, but anyone below cage fighter level is likely to get my scrotum in their face at some point. - Sir Fury |
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