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Old 10-25-2009, 07:10 PM   #1
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Default Successful Famous Hollywood Troll Nicholas Cage is successful

Famous Hollywood Star Nicholas Cage, with the powers of Sentry, claims to have naked pictures of everyone's mother. He shows them. To everyone. He then posts them on various porn websites, as well as his facebook, his blog (even if he doesn't have these things he uses his Sentry powers to make it so), ytmnd, 4chan, newgrounds, and every one of these forums. How does the world react?
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Old 10-25-2009, 07:21 PM   #2
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Why is Nicholas Cage a troll? Don't get me wrong; out of the movies I've seen him in, there was only one (The Rock) that I liked, but I don't get why he'd be considered a 'troll'.
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Why is Nicholas Cage a troll? Don't get me wrong; out of the movies I've seen him in, there was only one (The Rock) that I liked, but I don't get why he'd be considered a 'troll'.
He may not have been before. But he is now! In this thread.
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Old 10-25-2009, 07:22 PM   #4
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Why is Nicholas Cage a troll? Don't get me wrong; out of the movies I've seen him in, there was only one (The Rock) that I liked, but I don't get why he'd be considered a 'troll'.
Because he isn't prettiest.
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I keep getting this image of Cage yelling " 'cause I'm Castor Troy!!" and kicking people into the sun while posting pics of their nude, bestiality indulging moms with bee helmets on Youtube.
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I keep getting this image of Cage yelling " 'cause I'm Castor Troy!!" and kicking people into the sun while posting pics of their nude, bestiality indulging moms with bee helmets on Youtube.
This is certainly a perfectly satisfactory and logical thing to imagine.
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I tell him that no matter what he does to me, I still retain my pride, which he lost after making The Wicker Man, right after which I start mockingly yelling at him "OH NO! The BEES!"
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Famous Hollywood Star Nicholas Cage, with the powers of Sentry, claims to have naked pictures of everyone's mother. He shows them. To everyone. He then posts them on various porn websites, as well as his facebook, his blog (even if he doesn't have these things he uses his Sentry powers to make it so), ytmnd, 4chan, newgrounds, and every one of these forums. How does the world react?
Maybe some women will stop being so goddamned crippling self-conscious.

Anyway, my mom's kinda hot. I can dig it.
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Maybe some women will stop being so goddamned crippling self-conscious.

Anyway, my mom's kinda hot. I can dig it.
He will anticipate that and grab your dad.

Considering his trollish nature he may even force you to wear pants.
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Considering his trollish nature he may even force you to wear pants.
That I'd like to see.
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