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Old 10-20-2009, 10:40 PM   #1
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Exclamation Hear ye! Hear ye! 'Tis the birthday of most noble King John the Thompson!!

Your minstrels shall be along presently, sire, to present Birthday Entertainments, including song, dance, and Whack-A-Serf. For snacking we shall have swallows choked with cheese and drowned in cognac, snakes stuffed with weasels stuffed with licorice whips,rabbits stuffed with raisins, each stuffed with tiny frogs, each stuffed with a kernel of corn, and for the Birthday Feast we shall have an Auroch stuffed with a wild boar, stuffed with a hind, stuffed with a sheep, stuffed with a goat, stuffed with a swan, stuffed with a pheasant, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a quail, stuffed with a stoat, stuffed with a vole, stuffed with a gold coin with your face on it which you get to make a wish on if you find it.

Throughout all there shall be much beer, and later there will be cake, stuffed with surprises! And also ferrets.

I hope that these arrangements shall be to your liking, sire. And as it is Your Day, we must all do as thou commands!

*grovels backwards out of the throne room*.

And yes, I know your birthday isn't until tomorrow, but I can't stay up until midnight!
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:47 PM   #2
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behold the king approacheth!!!
Happiest Day of celebrating the birth of thee..okay...i give up !
Happt Birthday,John!!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:27 AM   #3
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huzzah!

Oh exaulted majesty .. behold I bring you offerings of the most tasty variety to accompany the mighty feast yon wench hath allayed for your pleasure. yes, it is a beer stuffed with a smaller beer stuffed with an even smaller beer surrounding a very small beer... all at the core is the tiniest beer imaginable.

(careful it's kind of filling)


enjoy your day of days your bigness!
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:02 AM   #4
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Uhh..i'd likes to raise a toast to ye King John, but me mudder says take no King but the Lord Jebus, so here's a laurel and hearty Happy Birthday!
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:29 AM   #5
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I hope thy had fun on thy BIRTHDAY!
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:41 AM   #6
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:14 AM   #7
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Happy Happy Birthday, John!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:05 AM   #8
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:15 AM   #9
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Many Happies Mr. John!

May you be bestowed with inspiration, inspiritations and but good stuff.

May you live long without ever getting old.

Also: read something. With monsters. And: tell me + us all about it .
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:53 AM   #10
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Happy Birthday!

I couldn't afford cake because the taxes are too high.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:40 AM   #11
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Happy Birthday, Your Nobleness!
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:06 PM   #12
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:26 PM   #13
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Thank you all for the royal regards! It's been a quiet one so far, but the festivities will commence tonight when the family is all home (I have the house alone to myself all day, victim of unemployment.... yay!).

Maija, I appreciate that you donned your princess-ly cap for the occasion!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:16 PM   #14
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Ye art most welcome, your highness! I art also a shiftless wench, employment-wise these days! To our health and good fortune!
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it is a beer stuffed with a smaller beer stuffed with an even smaller beer surrounding a very small beer... all at the core is the tiniest beer imaginable.
I've had that before, Stüffenbräu I think it's called.
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