10-20-2009, 01:26 AM
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The Black Lantern Corps wants YOU!
 We know there are alot of colored corps out there, competing for your recruitment. But we have a question for YOU: Do you want the universe to rest in eternal peace, order and harmony? If you answered YES, then The Black Lantern Corps is for YOU. Yes, The Black Lantern Corps is for YOU. Be all that you can be. Discover the strength to lead and inspire others as a Black Lantern. In The Black Lantern Corps, you'll become stronger than you ever imagined. With the skills and training you gain in The Black Lantern Corps, there's no limit to how far you can go. We're headquartered on the beautiful Sector 666 planet of Ryut. Our corps is powered by our sleek Black Lantern Central Power Battery, and our proud history is contained in the voluminous Book of the Black. Last and certainly not least, our corps is administered by the wise and powerful Nekron, Lord of the Unliving, who works through his skilled subordinates, Scar and Black Hand. Upon recruitment, a Black Lantern is expected to uphold certain principles of their duty. These principles include: 1. The extinguishment of life and liberty within the universe. 2. Following the orders of Nekron and Scar without question. 3. Interference with a planet's culture, political structure, and its population's collective will. 4. Acting outside local laws and disobeying the local authority 5. Taking lethal action against anyone or anything regardless of whether they are proven to be a threat against life and liberty. 6. Refusing to use the equipment, resources, or authority of The Corps for the gain of anyone besides Nekron. 7. Showing respect for and cooperating with other members of the Corps and Nekron. 8. Showing no respect for life which includes no restraint of force. 9. Giving top priority to the greatest danger determined by Nekron or Scar at a given time. 10. Upholding the honor of the Corps. Join today by ending your life. We'll make you strong, Black Lantern strong. Can you RISE to the challenge? The Blackest Night falls from the skies, The darkness grows as all light dies, We crave your hearts and your demise, By my black hand--The dead shall rise!  **Message paid for by the Black Lanterns of Sector 2814.**
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Lex Luthor: Think about it, Clark. My intellect, your powers. Together we could rule this world. We'll walk as gods among men. Clark Kent: You're not a god. I'm not even sure you're human. Lex Luthor: Are you? Lex Luthor: I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you. Maybe this was always our destiny. How sad. Last edited by jgiannantoni05; 10-20-2009 at 02:12 AM. |
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10-20-2009, 02:45 AM
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Holy Heavy Metal Batman!
Join Date: May 2004
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I accept....
power level .01%... |
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10-20-2009, 07:23 AM
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Compassion...Will...RISE
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This made me laugh out loud. I think I'll stick with the Blue Lanterns for now though. Someone's gotta figure out how to stop Larfleeze from stealing our power battery.
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Tor Lorek San, Bor Nakka Mur. Natromo Faan Tornek Wot Ur. Ter Lantern Ker Lo Abin Sur. Taan Lek Lek Nok--formorrow SUR! |
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10-20-2009, 09:08 AM
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How DARE you think you can tempt me into joining your undead legions!!!
[Rage detected] Get away from me!!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!! (whatever is the sound effect of a heart getting ripped out of the chest) NNNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... .................................................. ........... LordEd.....RISE!!
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10-20-2009, 11:36 AM
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The goddess of fierce
Join Date: Apr 2009
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I'm sorry. I fight for the PINK LANTERNS
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"What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Goddess of Fierce." |
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10-20-2009, 08:56 PM
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What better hope is there for the universe than the eternal and complete peace, order, and harmony the Black Lantern Corps promises? No other colored corps can guarantee a swift and immediate end to all conflict in the universe. And did I forget to mention all the legendary heroes of the "other colored corps" that have left their corps for the blacker better pastures of the Black Lantern Corps? Legends like Honor Guard Tomar-Re or Xudar, Abin Sur of Ungara, Honor Guard K'ryssma of Etrea, Katma Tui of Korugar, Rori Dag of Rojira, Starkaor, most of Rrab family of Graxos IV, Bzzd of Apiaton, Ke'Haan of Varva, Ch'p of H'lven...the list goes on and on. All these legendary heroes can't be wrong, can they?
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Lex Luthor: Think about it, Clark. My intellect, your powers. Together we could rule this world. We'll walk as gods among men. Clark Kent: You're not a god. I'm not even sure you're human. Lex Luthor: Are you? Lex Luthor: I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you. Maybe this was always our destiny. How sad. Last edited by jgiannantoni05; 10-20-2009 at 09:02 PM. |
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10-20-2009, 09:14 PM
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I prefer Orange Lantern Corps.
Mine Mine Mine Mine, Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine |
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10-21-2009, 03:04 PM
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I'm sticking with Indigo, we're mysterious.
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10-21-2009, 05:35 PM
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Final Crisis Fan
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Doesn't matter where your allegiances lie, everyone dies eventually, and that's when they GET you...
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Pull List: Batman & Robin, Adventure Comics, Green Lantern, Blackest Night, The Shield, Great Ten, Detective Need to catch up on: GLC, WoNK |
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10-21-2009, 06:50 PM
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Gonna break yo' neck
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I fight for the Burgundy lanterns. Our emotion? Apathy.
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10-21-2009, 07:27 PM
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10-21-2009, 09:06 PM
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10-21-2009, 10:23 PM
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Vendetta Weasel
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Heh, I always pictured the Red Lantern recruitment video to be like those old Charles Atlas commercials. "Tired of getting sand kicked in your face? The Red Lantern Corps will guarantee that your life will be changed forever! Isn't that right, Billy?"
"ARRRGGHHPPPTTT!" (Subtitle "That's right, Atrocius! Now I've got pep!"
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10-21-2009, 11:18 PM
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Lex Luthor: Think about it, Clark. My intellect, your powers. Together we could rule this world. We'll walk as gods among men. Clark Kent: You're not a god. I'm not even sure you're human. Lex Luthor: Are you? Lex Luthor: I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you. Maybe this was always our destiny. How sad. |
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10-22-2009, 01:26 PM
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