Funny stories to Tell.....

[SUPERECWFAN1]

At some point we all have had something funny happen to us and our friends. And its pretty joke worthy and we all laugh hard once its over. So this thread is the funny thread where we can share those stories and what not. So here goes...


A good number of years ago (late 1990's) I was off working in Charleston. It was near spring and still winter at the time (so it was still chilly) and I was working with a group of friends. We had finished early and was happy to be done on an early day of work. So they were like.... lets hit a bar. Me ...I had decided not to and after awhile of tryin to convince me , they drove out to a bar as I stayed behind at the motel.

They had their own way and I knew that they would argue and get in fights at times. But it was more childish fights than real fighting. They once threw food at each other ...so it sums they up pretty much.

Anyhow I watched TV , made some calls and went to sleep. That next morning my friends Harry and Fred are still gone. I'm thinkin... well they wanted a good time . Maybe they met some girls , went to their place and got it on. They'll call. By 8am I knew it was serious. I called the boss and told him , that my friends had dissapeared and he gave me the ok to look for them that day.

So I started to drive around (we each brought our own vehicles) and I drove around for an hour. There I found them...huddled together in the car of Fred's. The 2 had fallen asleep cold as hell and had bundled up. I woke them and they were happy as hell to see me.

Seems as Harry explained they had a few beers knocked back and forgot about the gas problem. So they ran outta gas. And it was so cold out (20-30 degrees at the time) they stayed in the car. They played the radio til the battery died. And they didn;t have a cellphone to call me either.

But it was the story Fred told that made me crack up. That night one of the other men and their gf's told them about a club and they all went. Fred said he was at the table drinking as he was scopin out action and see which girl he was gonna try something on.

Harry had a few already and got a quick buzz and got a girl on the dance floor. He then slow danced with her ....as Fred started to realize something.... all the women in the bar ...weren't exactly....women. They were crossdressers.

Fred got pissed at the guy and his girl for this. Cussing them out. They tried to say it was for fun. He told them he'd never go with them to a bar again and he went and got Harry.

"We gotta go , Harry."

"Fred , can't ya see im dancing here. Pick a girl and leave me alone ok."

"Your not dancing with a girl moron. Better clear your eyes."

"I am so...she's hot Fred. I can't help it if ya can't get any action here like me. "

"She has an adams apple...dummy."

Fred was tempted to leave Harry and let him get the suprise later. But he was his friend and he yanked him outta the bar as Harry was pissed. He kept tellin him it was a woman , while Fred said what the guy had done. By that morning a sober Harry was pissed and couldn't believe it.

Fred was more pissed than Harry . He had wasted the cover charge to get in. Plus for some drinks. And it ruined his night as he told me. That was the last night he ever went with that guy to a bar though.

[lymsprabe]

That's funny story. It makes me laugh.
:D :D :D
THanks for the post. I really love it.
I laughed, I cried...ok, no crying but I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks!

[section 8]

So I'm camping In SC with a friend, his expecting GF, another friend and his wife, and some people she knew. My exact words when I was invited were "drunk white people with guns in the middle of nowhere? What could go wrong?"

The trip would be onto a patch of land owned by my friends father. We had two cases of beer, some 151 proof rum, Vodka, and some other "party favors" that I prefer not to mention in mixed company.

So while the rest of us had had our fill and gone to sleep, this one friend (we will call him: "38") was still going strong, devouring everything in sight.

so at one point, 38 decided it would be a good Idea to grab a propane tank, throw it onto the campfire, grab his AR15, wake his wife so she could watch, stands directly above the fire aims and

Boom!

The sound of the explosion woke myself (and probably all of the others) follwed by the sound of his cries:

"Oh God!, I'm burnt I'm burnt real bad man."

WE took him to the hospital where he was sent to the burn center in GA.
Our mutual friend would NOT give me his room number so I could send a "get well" card with "What did you learn?" written inside.

[Hybrid2]

Originally Posted by section 8

So I'm camping In SC with a friend, his expecting GF, another friend and his wife, and some people she knew. My exact words when I was invited were "drunk white people with guns in the middle of nowhere? What could go wrong?"

The trip would be onto a patch of land owned by my friends father. We had two cases of beer, some 151 proof rum, Vodka, and some other "party favors" that I prefer not to mention in mixed company.

So while the rest of us had had our fill and gone to sleep, this one friend (we will call him: "38") was still going strong, devouring everything in sight.

so at one point, 38 decided it would be a good Idea to grab a propane tank, throw it onto the campfire, grab his AR15, wake his wife so she could watch, stands directly above the fire aims and

Boom!

The sound of the explosion woke myself (and probably all of the others) follwed by the sound of his cries:

"Oh God!, I'm burnt I'm burnt real bad man."

WE took him to the hospital where he was sent to the burn center in GA.
Our mutual friend would NOT give me his room number so I could send a "get well" card with "What did you learn?" written inside.

wonder why.
lol

[Cam63]

This one time, at beer camp...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

This one happened recently.... and its pretty funny. And it plays off events that happened to me a few years ago.


Anyhow I really liked this girl. We were gettin close and she had a little boy. I pretty much really cared for the boy and its the closest SuperE came to maybe thinkin of being a responsible parent. She was with an asshole who would take off every couple weeks with some new woman he'd meet and her father took care of her and the boy. To make a long story short , he made a rather funny joke about me to her to tease me about wantin his daughter. Like "Ha ha ...you...seriously" ? While he was busy having to try and do what his son-in-law couldn't do and MAN UP.

I drifted away a long....while from it. Happy I saved myself the misery. This girl seemed to love her husbands constant running off and unwillingness to even see if they needed fucking food to eat.

Years pass and my good buddy tells me he ran into her. So he tells her (and he's basically a guy who will tell you to your face what is on his mind) this in a funny exchange.

"So what have ya been up to Sarah ? Its been years ."

"I finally wised up and left Matt. He just would never grow up. He took off and went to Florida and I left him finally."

"Cool , glad ya got away from that....ya playin the field."

"Not exactly , I re-married."

"Ohhh well...thats nice , happy it worked out."

"It didn't , he ran off with another woman ."

"Ouch , ya know if your free ...I think someone maybe interested."

"I'm not , I hooked up with her ex. Yeah her ex-husband. Were gettin married."

"Wow , thats... good and weird. So where is he ? I'd like to meet him."

"Uhh thats gonna be hard , he's serving 10-20 on a drug bust."

"Hold on ....let me get this straight Sara.....your last husband ran off with a woman , whose husband is serving time. You hook up with her husband and gonna wait years on him ?"

"Whats so hard to understand...its love. We have a lot in common !"

"Yeah your exes both left you . Thats about it. You have little to nothing in common beyond wanting revenge on her for stealing your husband. Its dumb , your gonna waste your life away over some dumb ass revenge scheme ?"


At this point she cussed him out. But my buddy was like... complete dummy. I pretty much am happy I never did hook up with her . I mean I feel for her. But if you have a kid and your in your mid 20's , you should fucking grow up mentally some. And not think , hey ...I can so rub it in that woman's face who stole my husband , by takin hers ! Yeahhh....