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Cup of tea...
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: England, UK
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This inbred, retard pussy turns up and your door and acts like this.
How long could you keep your cool like the guy in the video? Personally, the bloke is my hero. I would have smashed the retard allover my garden within 10 seconds. The video actually makes me WANT the idiot to come knocking on my door. N.B. If you are offended by swearing or don't want people around you to hear swearing, turn the sound down.
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I'm here for your women
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Third mud ball from the sun
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I close the door in his face and walk back in my house. He comes knocking again, I do the same. He starts mouthing off at my family, it's not going to be pretty, he won't be able to mouth off without a jaw (seriously, you DO NOT want to know what I do to people who mess with my family).
And the moment he lays a hand on me, I choke his ass out. He looks like he weighs a buck fifty. I am a hell of a lot stronger than him, and seeing his pathetic efforts in the video, he isn't doing anything to me. But he lays a finger on me, that makes it legal and provoked. He mouths off at the family, he won't even get that curtosy.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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The guy at the house is amazing. What's hilarious is that when the punk shoves him, it's the punk who ends up stumbling. Obviously this is a clear mismatch.
Frankly, I doubt I'd last that long. If he's hostile and getting right in my personal space (nose to nose), the moment he touches me I'll start. Aaaand...things probably go as Oggy points out. |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Which reminds me - Oggy, have you done any training? :) I like to know these things.
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Cup of tea...
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: England, UK
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Turns out he was a jujitsu expert who fought in the Gulf War - hence his coolness throughout the whole situation. I would have headbutted him the moment he was in my face. I hate pricks like that.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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*Goes to open door*
"What is it?" *Roughly two minutes later, possibly less if the volume gets high* "Mr Thug? Meet Mr Aluminium Baseball Bat and Mr Knife. Thank you. And remember, I'm not interested in what you're selling."
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Stocktown
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I live in an apartment building. Among my neighbors are a Hells Angels member, several navy officers and a number of fairly large dogs. I close the door and leave Mr. Thug to his own devices.
Last time somebody came messing about at my door (attempting Breaking & Entry while I was home) I was about to go out and confront him, but he cleared the corridor before I could catch him in the act. Which was probably for the best. My then girlfriend is a former law student and she informed me that if I had butted heads with the guy, I would have gotten into a whole heap of trouble since I had no proof of his burglary attempt. On a side note: I couldn't make out a word they were saying. The sound quality is horrendous and I had to turn up my speakers. Which coincidently caused my speakers to nearly blow up when the neighbor started screaming at 1:50. Quote:
I wouldn't care particularly much about what insults he would throw my way, but the second time he touched me he would be eating marble. Actually, I don't think I would even allow him that close in the first place.
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Flawed Angel
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Beside, the other guy had seen his back near the start of the video. There's no way you can hide something really dangerous in those pants. Well, nothing that you can take out quickly.
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It's just not worth taking chances, in my opinion. Milage may vary. |
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The Brawling God
Join Date: Jul 2008
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It doubt it would've taken 30 seconds for me to punch this dude in the face.
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Power with girl is better
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I don't know exactly what led up to this but, the very few times as an adult that I've ever been in a situation like that, I started getting real aggressive. I probably couldn't have stood there calmly like that guy did. I probably would have started speaking loudly or yelling in a 'command voice' and moving towards him. I love how all it took was one punch (and it didn't even look like much of a punch) and the guy did indeed show himself to be a total pussy and start crawling away.
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Power with girl is better
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Power with girl is better
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Do you know more? Harassing the family in what way? The same hot air we saw in the video? |
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