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Young Avenger · 10-10-2009, 07:04 PM

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc...gets_nude.html

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Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...

Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary.

But if naked blue-haired cartoons aren't your forté, don't worry. Marge will not—we repeat, will not—be replacing the usual real-life human Playmate in the issue.

We haven't seen the Marge shots yet, so we cannot tell you if the rug matches the drapes.

Words fail to describe what I'm feeling right now. At least Homer can brag that his wife is a Playboy model.

Legato · 10-10-2009, 07:13 PM

I could see a funny Simpsons episode concerning this.

StoneGold · 10-10-2009, 07:41 PM

And besides, we all know the real reason we watch the Simpsons - hardcore nudity!

Except it's not a clip, it's the entire episode, so you have to skip to the end.

JCAll · 10-10-2009, 10:19 PM

What's that about Stephen King?
...
Sorry. I can't be interested in this. There's far too much Simpson's porn on the internet.

Jared · 10-10-2009, 11:33 PM

Wrong on so many levels...

However, it doesn't actually say Marge will be nude inside the magazine. Wouldn't be the first time someone is on the cover (Olivia Munn, Jessica Alba) but the pictures are nothing beyond what you'd see in a Maxim shoot.

Toreador · 10-11-2009, 01:19 AM

Don't see why there wouldn't be a 'nude photo' of Marge. She's just a cartoon character and playboy once had a nude spread of video game characters in their magazine.

It's sad now that the only celebrities that Playboy can get naked in the magazine are cartoon characters. The Olivia Munn and Heidi what-ever spreads were a waste of glossy paper.

Female celebrities are taking their clothes off or wearing see-thru clothes for magazines like the french Vogue (Rihanna I think and Eva Herzigova ) and Eva Longoria in Citizen K while Playboy has to negotiate with semi-celebrity Heidi what-ever for how much (or how little) she will show in the magazine.

Playboy has sunk pretty low.

The Black Guardian · 10-11-2009, 11:16 AM

Heck, a full frontal Marge Simpson layout still wouldn't be as shocking as what happens on Family Guy every single week. If Peter can have a hot, model wife, then so can Homer.

Legato · 10-11-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toreador

Don't see why there wouldn't be a 'nude photo' of Marge. She's just a cartoon character and playboy once had a nude spread of video game characters in their magazine.

It's sad now that the only celebrities that Playboy can get naked in the magazine are cartoon characters. The Olivia Munn and Heidi what-ever spreads were a waste of glossy paper.

Female celebrities are taking their clothes off or wearing see-thru clothes for magazines like the french Vogue (Rihanna I think and Eva Herzigova ) and Eva Longoria in Citizen K while Playboy has to negotiate with semi-celebrity Heidi what-ever for how much (or how little) she will show in the magazine.

Playboy has sunk pretty low.

This isn't really new you know. Playboy had a video game character pose in their magazine before

DonC · 10-11-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Toreador

Don't see why there wouldn't be a 'nude photo' of Marge. She's just a cartoon character and playboy once had a nude spread of video game characters in their magazine.

The article I read said there would be "implied nudity." I take that to mean that she may be "naked," but they won't be showing anything.

wordgeist · 10-12-2009, 01:28 PM

the simpsons stopped being funny or interesting a long time ago so they have to make as much money as they can really fast before the franchise dies off its just sad

invisiboy · 10-14-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Legato

This isn't really new you know. Playboy had a video game character pose in their magazine before

This is the first time a cartoon character has appeared as the cover model.

Notably, Marge is posed the same way the first African-American cover model did back in the '70s (1971, I think). That Marge, making strides for cartoon-character rights!

titanfan · 10-14-2009, 01:25 PM

Poor Traci Brooks got dumped for this.

fireSTRIKE! · 10-14-2009, 03:14 PM

I'm surprised that it hasn't been done yet, but I just couldn't resist or help myself...

Marge in Playboy?!?...

all I can say is...

D'OH!

Young Avenger · 10-14-2009, 03:47 PM

The pics have and leaked and I've seen them. They're not nudes. Though you can clearly see her nipples in one of the pics.

invisiboy · 10-20-2009, 08:42 AM

I bought this issue yesterday. Very cute little Marge pictorial. In the centerfold, she's holding a tray of doughnuts and has on a see-through negligee. And of course, she has a come-hither expression on her face. It's pretty awesome.

10-10-2009, 07:13 PM	#2
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10-10-2009, 07:41 PM	#3
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10-10-2009, 10:19 PM	#4
JCAll Master Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,448	What's that about Stephen King? ... Sorry. I can't be interested in this. There's far too much Simpson's porn on the internet. __________________ R.I.P. Duke Nukem Forever: 1997-2009

10-10-2009, 11:33 PM	#5
Jared Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,535	Wrong on so many levels... However, it doesn't actually say Marge will be nude inside the magazine. Wouldn't be the first time someone is on the cover (Olivia Munn, Jessica Alba) but the pictures are nothing beyond what you'd see in a Maxim shoot. __________________

10-11-2009, 01:19 AM	#6
Toreador Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,086	Don't see why there wouldn't be a 'nude photo' of Marge. She's just a cartoon character and playboy once had a nude spread of video game characters in their magazine. It's sad now that the only celebrities that Playboy can get naked in the magazine are cartoon characters. The Olivia Munn and Heidi what-ever spreads were a waste of glossy paper. Female celebrities are taking their clothes off or wearing see-thru clothes for magazines like the french Vogue (Rihanna I think and Eva Herzigova ) and Eva Longoria in Citizen K while Playboy has to negotiate with semi-celebrity Heidi what-ever for how much (or how little) she will show in the magazine. Playboy has sunk pretty low. __________________ In search of Claire...or Libby Hoeler :D "What is illness to the body of a knight-errant? What matter wounds? For each time he falls, he shall rise again, and woe to the wicked. "

10-11-2009, 11:16 AM	#7
The Black Guardian More Color in 4-Color Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,288	Heck, a full frontal Marge Simpson layout still wouldn't be as shocking as what happens on Family Guy every single week. If Peter can have a hot, model wife, then so can Homer. __________________ We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal. ShadowcatMagikДаякѕтая Sto☈mDustMercury MonetRachelCipher MagnetoNightcrawlerColossusRockslideBeast

10-12-2009, 01:28 PM	#10
wordgeist New Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7	the simpsons stopped being funny or interesting a long time ago so they have to make as much money as they can really fast before the franchise dies off its just sad

10-14-2009, 01:25 PM	#12
titanfan Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 6,180	Poor Traci Brooks got dumped for this.

10-14-2009, 03:14 PM	#13
fireSTRIKE! YOU'RE NICKED Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Directly in front of you, where your sorry ass can't see me... Posts: 11,469	I'm surprised that it hasn't been done yet, but I just couldn't resist or help myself... Marge in Playboy?!?... all I can say is... D'OH! __________________ "Drugs eh? What's the point? They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. M' gran got all of that for free when she had a stroke." --DCI Hunt ( " Gov " )

10-20-2009, 08:42 AM	#15
invisiboy BANNED Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Big city Posts: 706	I bought this issue yesterday. Very cute little Marge pictorial. In the centerfold, she's holding a tray of doughnuts and has on a see-through negligee. And of course, she has a come-hither expression on her face. It's pretty awesome.

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