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Ninja Man-Bats · 10-07-2009, 01:32 AM

between frank Miller and Grant Morrison! I've read alot of chatter about who wrote the better batman, which one ruined batman, which one can't write at all ecetera ecetera. who cares! What if they met in an alley and had words. not that I condone fighting but who would win if allthe batman writers went to a convention and stuff went down and it was all on. this is just something I think about. for instance if they were wrestlers what moves and costumes would they have. I've seen that little hat and vest that denny wears. he'd wear that. I suspect my favourite writers would actually be elimanated first...

Rules:
Grant Morrison isn't allowed to make himself part of a story and rewrite reality surrounding the combat
Weapons are allowed - except for in Frank Millers case, a film projectioner showing a copy of The Spirit. that is not allowed

hangmanjury · 10-07-2009, 01:39 AM

Morrison would win.

I don't know if you've seen the guy in interviews, but I definitely think -- and I say this in the nicest, most sincere way possible -- that the reason for MANY things in Frank's stories is overcompensation.

nepenthes · 10-07-2009, 02:45 AM

ha ha'. I dunno i have a feeling Alan Grant would wipe the floor with most of them. i dunno why.

Greg Rucka always seemed like someone not too be messed with

Denny o'Neil would be savage. Morrison I think would be kind of girly. Alan Moore would descend from the shadows and eat everyone

Vidocq · 10-07-2009, 04:08 AM

Of course Grant Morrison will win. He is a 30 somithing fit guy fighting a 52 year old and thin man! And Morrison is from Glasgow for Christ Sakes! That's the place were terrorist are to afraid to attack and when they did an airport employee (not even a security guard) Kick the terrorist's flaming Testicles! Frank's NYC has a reputation for being ''tough'' but it dosen't have Glasgow's Brawl!

Jared · 10-07-2009, 04:16 AM

Yeah...Miller looks like he would have been one those babies that the Spartans tended to discard. However, there's always the possibility that Morrisson will be high out of his mind and not able to realize he's fighting, much less do so effectively.

Chuck Dixon would arrive heavily armed.

General Grievous · 10-07-2009, 04:34 AM

Morrison.

He would poison Frank Miller with drugs and awesomeness

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dancj · 10-07-2009, 05:11 AM

In the Daredevil film, the bald guy killed Frank Miller by chucking a pencil through his head.

I rest my case!

DetectiveDupin · 10-07-2009, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vidocq

Of course Grant Morrison will win. He is a 30 somithing fit guy fighting a 52 year old and thin man! And Morrison is from Glasgow for Christ Sakes! That's the place were terrorist are to afraid to attack and when they did an airport employee (not even a security guard) Kick the terrorist's flaming Testicles! Frank's NYC has a reputation for being ''tough'' but it dosen't have Glasgow's Brawl!

Morrison is actually 49. Surprising, I know, but he looks much more fit than Miller. My vote goes to Grant btw.

another_version · 10-07-2009, 09:06 AM

Morrison would win, but it would be a good fight.

ryerye17 · 10-07-2009, 09:22 AM

Someone already pointed this out.

But Alan Moore would make them his bitches.

DetectiveDupin · 10-07-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryerye17

Someone already pointed this out.

But Alan Moore would make them his bitches.

Alan Moore would be praying to his snake god that Miller doesn't cast him in his next movie.

strictlymonster · 10-07-2009, 10:53 AM

Miller would distract Morrison by playing "the Spirit" on dvd, sending him into a deep slumber. Then knock him over the head with a copy of "Absolute Dark Knight".

ocabal · 10-07-2009, 01:57 PM

Morrison wins the fight, I mean Frank is in less then good shape. But I think Marv would show up at Morrison's houses later that night. "That's a mighty fine coat you got on."

nepenthes · 10-07-2009, 06:52 PM

Morrison WINS.

ok Round Two:

VS

Dixon has the hawaiian shirt goin for him and is probably packing heat. Moench just looks generally dodgy, I'd avoid him in a bar i think. This one could be close.

???

Dr Will Hatch · 10-07-2009, 09:37 PM

What about Ed Brubaker? He seems like he'd be pretty unpredictable in a fight.

10-07-2009, 01:32 AM	#1
Ninja Man-Bats Alarming Twist Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 28	Who would win in a fight, Frank Miller or Grant Morrison? between frank Miller and Grant Morrison! I've read alot of chatter about who wrote the better batman, which one ruined batman, which one can't write at all ecetera ecetera. who cares! What if they met in an alley and had words. not that I condone fighting but who would win if allthe batman writers went to a convention and stuff went down and it was all on. this is just something I think about. for instance if they were wrestlers what moves and costumes would they have. I've seen that little hat and vest that denny wears. he'd wear that. I suspect my favourite writers would actually be elimanated first... Rules: Grant Morrison isn't allowed to make himself part of a story and rewrite reality surrounding the combat Weapons are allowed - except for in Frank Millers case, a film projectioner showing a copy of The Spirit. that is not allowed

10-07-2009, 02:45 AM	#3
nepenthes deep green Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,177	ha ha'. I dunno i have a feeling Alan Grant would wipe the floor with most of them. i dunno why. Greg Rucka always seemed like someone not too be messed with Denny o'Neil would be savage. Morrison I think would be kind of girly. Alan Moore would descend from the shadows and eat everyone __________________ AGENTS OF ATLAS, Air, Batman & Robin, Daytripper, Detective Comics, Greek Street, Incredible Herc, Northlanders, Secret Six, Shade, Streets of Gotham, Sweet Tooth, UNKNOWN SOLDIER, The Unwritten

10-07-2009, 04:08 AM	#4
Vidocq Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 969	Of course Grant Morrison will win. He is a 30 somithing fit guy fighting a 52 year old and thin man! And Morrison is from Glasgow for Christ Sakes! That's the place were terrorist are to afraid to attack and when they did an airport employee (not even a security guard) Kick the terrorist's flaming Testicles! Frank's NYC has a reputation for being ''tough'' but it dosen't have Glasgow's Brawl! __________________ ...And does Mr. Goddanm Batman says so much as ''Thanks''? OF COURSE not. That'd hardly be GRIM AND GRITTY, would it? The jerk... -DKU's Jim Gordon. Last edited by Vidocq; 10-07-2009 at 04:13 AM.

10-07-2009, 04:16 AM	#5
Jared Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,536	Yeah...Miller looks like he would have been one those babies that the Spartans tended to discard. However, there's always the possibility that Morrisson will be high out of his mind and not able to realize he's fighting, much less do so effectively. Chuck Dixon would arrive heavily armed. __________________

10-07-2009, 04:34 AM	#6
General Grievous Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 8,594	Morrison. He would poison Frank Miller with drugs and awesomeness . __________________ "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." "There is a Morrison, Grant be thy name!"

10-07-2009, 01:39 AM	#2
hangmanjury Purple Poo Join Date: May 2004 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 6,089	Morrison would win. I don't know if you've seen the guy in interviews, but I definitely think -- and I say this in the nicest, most sincere way possible -- that the reason for MANY things in Frank's stories is overcompensation.

10-07-2009, 05:11 AM	#7
dancj Crusader of Justice Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Exeter, England Posts: 6,021	In the Daredevil film, the bald guy killed Frank Miller by chucking a pencil through his head. I rest my case!

10-07-2009, 09:06 AM	#9
another_version Are You Ready For This? Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 752	Morrison would win, but it would be a good fight. __________________ New to DC?:http://forums.comicbookresources.com...d.php?t=296986 Read: REBELS, Stumptown, & Sweet Tooth! Save These Books! Best Web-Comic: http://batmanandsons.blogspot.com/

10-07-2009, 09:22 AM	#10
ryerye17 The goddess of fierce Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,329	Someone already pointed this out. But Alan Moore would make them his bitches. __________________ "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Goddess of Fierce."

10-07-2009, 10:53 AM	#12
strictlymonster New Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Miami, FL. Posts: 19	Miller would distract Morrison by playing "the Spirit" on dvd, sending him into a deep slumber. Then knock him over the head with a copy of "Absolute Dark Knight".

10-07-2009, 01:57 PM	#13
ocabal Odin Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 132	Morrison wins the fight, I mean Frank is in less then good shape. But I think Marv would show up at Morrison's houses later that night. "That's a mighty fine coat you got on."

10-07-2009, 06:52 PM	#14
nepenthes deep green Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,177	Morrison WINS. ok Round Two: VS Dixon has the hawaiian shirt goin for him and is probably packing heat. Moench just looks generally dodgy, I'd avoid him in a bar i think. This one could be close. ??? __________________ AGENTS OF ATLAS, Air, Batman & Robin, Daytripper, Detective Comics, Greek Street, Incredible Herc, Northlanders, Secret Six, Shade, Streets of Gotham, Sweet Tooth, UNKNOWN SOLDIER, The Unwritten Last edited by nepenthes; 10-07-2009 at 07:01 PM.

10-07-2009, 09:37 PM	#15
Dr Will Hatch Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,147	What about Ed Brubaker? He seems like he'd be pretty unpredictable in a fight.

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