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Man sues Kellog's over lack of fruit in Froot Loops
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/...awsuit_all.php
Oh man, I would love to be the lawyer for Kellog's at that trial. I'd open boxes of Froot Loops under the noses of the jurors. "You smell that? Does that smell like any fruit you know? Now taste it. Would anyone really believe that something that tastes like a chemical spill at Bayer would actually contain fruit?"
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My blog. We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given. - Desmond Tutu Getting married? Check http://www.fandgweddings.com/ |
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09-30-2009, 06:41 AM
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They call me Mr. Pip!
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Oops, I meant to post that in YABS... if a moderator might be so kind...
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My blog. We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given. - Desmond Tutu Getting married? Check http://www.fandgweddings.com/ |
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09-30-2009, 07:36 AM
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Thanks.
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My blog. We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given. - Desmond Tutu Getting married? Check http://www.fandgweddings.com/ |
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09-30-2009, 07:42 AM
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09-30-2009, 07:46 AM
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09-30-2009, 07:49 AM
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09-30-2009, 07:53 AM
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Don't get me started on Fruity Pebbles!
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Stuff shaking me... Whirring - The Joy Formidable Felipe Alfau "If you can bring nothing to this place but your carcass, keep out." -- William Carlos Williams |
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09-30-2009, 07:56 AM
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09-30-2009, 08:00 AM
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EDIT: Or the Crazy Man v. Ralston case of 1991 in which a man tried to sue the cereal manufacturer by claiming that Urkel-O's did not contain enough Jaleel White.
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Stuff shaking me... Whirring - The Joy Formidable Felipe Alfau "If you can bring nothing to this place but your carcass, keep out." -- William Carlos Williams Last edited by Infra-Man; 09-30-2009 at 08:08 AM. |
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09-30-2009, 08:18 AM
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09-30-2009, 08:23 AM
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I like the fact according to the article, he's also suing Pepsico, makers of Cap'n Crunch, for the same reason. Lack of fruit. Has anyone ever heard of a fruit called a Crunch Berry?
Please. I hope the judge laughs in his face. |
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09-30-2009, 08:27 AM
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Why am I completely unsurprised that this guy is from San Francisco?
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09-30-2009, 08:28 AM
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Spack, I don't agree with you on much, and I rather think you're something of a dick, but you are occasionally funny as hell. Jeffrey W.Kramer “Those stories do what superheroes do best - they save you." Tom Batuik on Superman comics. |
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09-30-2009, 08:30 AM
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Also, were the charms smashed in the wreck? Because THEY might have been lucky. You? Not necessarily.
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