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Old 09-09-2009, 04:47 PM   #1
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Default Plan 9 from Outer Space: Holy sh*t!

Trailer. Wow. This was the movie Ed Wood thought he was making.
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:01 PM   #2
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I hope he makes it to the premiere.
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Further proof that the film industry is out of ideas and will soon implode on itself.

Why would anyone want to remake a movie that has a cult following not because it was well written (It wasn't), well acted (the acting is awful), well directed (LMAO), or had nifty special effects (ROTFLMAO), but because it is arguably the WORST movie ever made?

Trying to turn it in 28 Days Later doesn't help either. We've all seen that movie already.
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Yeah, this was a BONER film to start with. Quintessentially bad classic film.
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Crazy zombie alien movies don't make 'emselves !
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:16 PM   #6
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Why would anyone want to remake a movie that has a cult following not because it was well written (It wasn't), well acted (the acting is awful), well directed (LMAO), or had nifty special effects (ROTFLMAO), but because it is arguably the WORST movie ever made?
Remaking Plan 9 as the film Ed Wood wanted to have made could be a nice thing to do for an anniversary, I could see doing that and it being a good idea...

...except that the end result, going off the trailer, is "zombies rise and kill folk". And everything it shows us has been done many times now.
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Further proof that the film industry is out of ideas and will soon implode on itself.
Because its not "the film industry" (aka "Hollywood") doing it. It's some small-time nutty independent producer.
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Ol' Ed sure could write some dialogue--almost like a Zen Koan...

It's not a real movie--it was a phony trailer made for Youtube.
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It's not a real movie--it was a phony trailer made for Youtube.
I though that too. But if so, someone's perpetrated the fraud enough to get it on IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1238299/
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Yeah, this was a BONER film to start with. Quintessentially bad classic film.
They'll show us! They'll show us how many boners they can make! (That meme will never die)
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No wonder he had to wait for a nutcase like Harley.
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In my opinion Plan Nine From Outerspace isn't that bad. It does have it's moments of badness but compared to most b-movies of the time it isn't entirely bad. But then again this is also in the fact I've seen a bunch of Something Weird releases of old b-movies that are boring and bad.
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No wonder he had to wait for a nutcase like Harley.
Whose kind enough NOT to chortle at the Joker's boner
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In my opinion Plan Nine From Outerspace isn't that bad. It does have it's moments of badness but compared to most b-movies of the time it isn't entirely bad. But then again this is also in the fact I've seen a bunch of Something Weird releases of old b-movies that are boring and bad.
The trick with ultra-low-budget movies is, often they're padded to all hell. That's because filming things happening costs money, and sci-fi elements like aliens and spaceships and such can be difficult to realize with no money. So they get cut out and replaced with padding.

Ed Wood's movies have some padding, but he didn't let something looking really stupid or fake prevent him from getting it on film. If the flying saucers were hubcaps, if the cockpit set was a cardboard flat with a shower curtain, if the best Bela Lugosi impersonator you can get doesn't resemble him at all, screw it. We're using it. So the film moves a lot more swiftly than ones where filmmakers actually tried to work within their means.
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