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Old 09-08-2009, 08:32 PM   #1
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Default Every character gets meme-based powers!

Yeah. You heard me.

Lex Luthor can now transport up to forty cakes/pies wherever he pleases!

Joker can now replicate the greatest boners of all time!

Batman can now attack his opponents with Bees. My God.

Pikachu now automatically AIMS FOR THE HORN!

GLaDOS can (and does) make every cake a lie.

Candle Jack... remains the same.

So, how does this affect the vari *CRASH* No! Help! Heeeeeellllp!!
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:39 PM   #2
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Hmmm that's not how candlejack works you kn
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:02 PM   #3
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Wouldn't Batman's power be being the Goddamn Batman? Or does he have that already?
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:06 PM   #4
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Yeah. You heard me.

Lex Luthor can now transport up to forty cakes/pies wherever he pleases!

Joker can now replicate the greatest boners of all time!

Batman can now attack his opponents with Bees. My God.

Pikachu now automatically AIMS FOR THE HORN!

GLaDOS can (and does) make every cake a lie.

Candle Jack... remains the same.

So, how does this affect the vari *CRASH* No! Help! Heeeeeellllp!!
Some of these are actually pretty funny. Mind providing some linkage that would explain them? I get the Batman/Bees thing, but I want to learn more about Luthor's obsession with cakes/pies and Joker's... abilities.
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:17 PM   #5
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What does that make Luigi's Weegee stare now? Medusa's Gaze x infinite?
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:50 PM   #6
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It's going to backfire on Kuuga...Onedara version.
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:55 PM   #7
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Joker can now replicate the greatest boners of all time!
Harley is a very happy woman.
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:03 PM   #8
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:18 PM   #9
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:54 PM   #10
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the world starves to death because there are now 9000 gokus
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:57 PM   #11
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the world starves to death because there are now 9000 gokus
You mean OVER 9000 gokus
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:17 PM   #12
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Lex Luthor can now transport up to forty cakes/pies wherever he pleases!

GLaDOS can (and does) make every cake a lie.
Those two are gonna tangle.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:21 PM   #13
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Some of these are actually pretty funny. Mind providing some linkage that would explain them? I get the Batman/Bees thing, but I want to learn more about Luthor's obsession with cakes/pies and Joker's... abilities.
I can't find the image for the Pie Obssession, but here's Joker's story.

EDIT: Ah, right, here we go.
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Mudkips would make every character in fiction, even the Living tribunal, or else he gives them a whooping that it would take weeks for even omnipotence to recover.
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Don't forget that now Batman can also breathe in space.
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