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RITA's XCIX: Sweet Thief, Whence Didst Thou Steal Thy Sweet That Smells
Here's RITA's.
It's a basic off-topic discussion thread. It is named in honor of one of our favorite posters, Awesome Rita! Think about it as her bar. Same rules as the regular board apply, except, well, the off-topic part. In addition, if you really must ask ridiculous questions, then you can ask that stuff here. Also, as I think has been born out a few times now, please try not to use this thread to discuss other threads/posts on the Community Forum (or any other forum, really). Just post in those other threads (and, if it is off-topic for that thread, then just don't post it period - or try a PM!). Otherwise, enjoy! -Brian
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I did it 35 minutes ago
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That was quick.
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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08-31-2009, 03:37 AM
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The Tom Joad of Alcohol.
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Whose turn is it to say that's what s/he said?
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Read these: http://www.rudyrucker.com/blog http://www.hplusmagazine.com/ I would imagine Jesus was a kind of Jewish reformer. If you were looking for an equivalent to the figure you dimly perceive through the gospels it would probably be a Richard Dawkins. - A.C. Grayling |
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Deception and Lies
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Woo! Page 1!
That's a first...
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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It's so bad!
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Speaking of which, that scene probably concisely sums up how Thomas Harris felt writing that fucking book. "You want more Hannibal Lecter? Fine, choke on it, bitches!" Oh god, so painful. However, I do like spinning some bullshit about how the film version is a dark satire of the romantic comedy genre whenever the subject comes up. |
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08-31-2009, 03:38 AM
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IZ GON RAIN!!!
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08-31-2009, 03:38 AM
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String cheese is best enjoyed pure. Not cut with baking soda like those boys down on 4th Street do it.
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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08-31-2009, 03:39 AM
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The Tom Joad of Alcohol.
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That nice lady on the left practically has the words "full" written in her eyeballs.
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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08-31-2009, 03:40 AM
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The Tom Joad of Alcohol.
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I mourn the loss of a snappy comeback.
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Read these: http://www.rudyrucker.com/blog http://www.hplusmagazine.com/ I would imagine Jesus was a kind of Jewish reformer. If you were looking for an equivalent to the figure you dimly perceive through the gospels it would probably be a Richard Dawkins. - A.C. Grayling |
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Every gimmick-hungry yob Diggin' gold from rock 'n roll Will grab the mic to tell us He'll die before he's sold But I believe in this, (And it's been tested by research) That he who fucks nuns Will later join the Church Facts about me ಠ_ಠ |
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