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Old 08-30-2009, 09:29 PM   #1
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Default Aku (Samurai Jack) vs. Animated Darkseid (DCAU)

1) Fight

2) Who's more evil?
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Old 08-30-2009, 09:39 PM   #2
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1) Fight
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Aku was... pretty incompetent at points. Darkseid takes this.
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Old 08-30-2009, 11:06 PM   #3
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Aku takes the fight, only time we saw him hurt was from Jack's sword which was crafted by a freakin pantheon, plus there's always the dump him into the the future move.

As for who's more evil Darkseid takes it. Aku had an episode where he was reading stories to children, granted he was trying to twist the stories so they'd be more willing to follow him, but can you honestly see Darkseid doing anything like that?
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Wasn't it him who got hit by the lotus eater machine in one of the episodes? IIRC, you can't see anything, but all he envisioned was war.
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Wasn't it him who got hit by the lotus eater machine in one of the episodes? IIRC, you can't see anything, but all he envisioned was war.
That was Mongul. And it was a plant monster thing.
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Old 08-31-2009, 12:04 AM   #6
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Does Darkseid get agony matrix and boomtube for the match? If so, Aku is screwed. I'm not sure if we can count him as durable enough to withstand the OE either (though, then again, Batman beat the OE via gymnastics.) :D
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(though, then again, Batman beat the OE via being the Goddamn Batman) :D
I'm sure this is what you meant to say. I mean, let's be realistic here...
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I'm sure this is what you meant to say. I mean, let's be realistic here...
No, he can beat him using gymnastics. 'Cause he IS the Goddamn Batman.
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Besides that one mook, I don't even remember Darkseid useing the OE on anyone else. did he ever whipe out anyone important?
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Besides that one mook, I don't even remember Darkseid useing the OE on anyone else. did he ever whipe out anyone important?
One Parademon-by-accident thanks to Batman, his lieutenant, Desaad... oh, and Dan Turpin. Scary moment.

I would expect Aku to win in a fight. (Although now I'm imagining Darkseid and Jack throwing down in a setting with lots of platforms and jumping room...)
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Besides that one mook, I don't even remember Darkseid useing the OE on anyone else. did he ever whipe out anyone important?
He wiped out Desaad and Dan Turpin, I don't remember him using it on any super-powered types but Superman himself, who was always visually pained and sometimes a bit singed by it. Oh, and a parademon.

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