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They go on a date: Batman and The Joker
Due to some horribly contrived demonic contract, Batman and The Joker must go on a date, or the universe will blow up (and Seltzer and Friedberg will create "Movie Movie"). A real, romantic date. Which includes dinner and a movie, at the very least.
Batman cannot interrogate or beat up Joker. Joker cannot kill/maim anybody. And just to make it more uncomfortable, everyone, heroes and villains alike, are watching the "happy couple". So, what happens?
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08-30-2009, 01:25 PM
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08-30-2009, 01:41 PM
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08-30-2009, 01:43 PM
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08-30-2009, 01:44 PM
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cocaine is my god!
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08-30-2009, 09:54 PM
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The homo-erotic tension between these two is thick enough to be cut by a knife.
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08-30-2009, 09:55 PM
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hm
Joker would probably do everything he could to make it as uncomfortable for Batman as possible, and of course, he would love every minute of it, if only because Batman hated it.
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08-30-2009, 10:02 PM
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cocaine is my god!
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08-30-2009, 11:17 PM
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Batman: Here, put this on.
Joker: A Robin costume and a paper bag? Batman: Shut up and bend over. *zip* *meanwhile at the Hall of Justice* Flash: For the love of god, someone change the channel! Superman: Damn Super-Memory! Damn! Damn! Damn! Wonder Woman: Figures.
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08-30-2009, 11:31 PM
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...oh!...
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08-31-2009, 06:12 AM
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The freedom to leave...
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It will end in sex,for real this time.
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