08-25-2009, 06:39 PM
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Mad Dog
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Gordon Smith vs Sharp
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Ok here are the following things in which they must compete. 1)Who has the greater number of candles on their birthday cake? 2)Who can do the most number of pullups? 3)Who can run faster while being chased by Sharp's Wife with a Shotgun? 4)Who can beat who in a marathon? 5)Who would be chosen to do a shampoo commercial? 6)Who will win in a Turkish oil wrestling match?Video link here. IMO? 1)Gordon 2)Sharp 3)No idea.Sharp must have done something to piss her off so he has fear to motivate him. 4)No idea. 5)Gordon perhaps?He's older so he's got more hair? 6)Whoever loses some lucky lady will win....and maybe some guys if they're...that way.:rolleyes: |
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08-25-2009, 06:46 PM
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1)Who has the greater number of candles on their birthday cake?
- Gordon's going to take this one. :( 2)Who can do the most number of pullups? - At the moment, my back is so screwed up I'm betting Gordon takes this one as well. 3)Who can run faster while being chased by Sharp's Wife with a Shotgun? - She doesn't actually need a shotgun. Besides, I never run. So Gordon again. 4)Who can beat who in a marathon? - Not a clue. 5)Who would be chosen to do a shampoo commercial? - See above... 6)Who will win in a Turkish oil wrestling match?Video link here. - Gordon, because I forfeit the moment the oil comes out. |
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08-25-2009, 06:55 PM
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08-25-2009, 06:57 PM
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Sharp, old boy, you are getting predictable. I totally called your answer to 3. Being nice and reasonable only gets you so far.
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08-25-2009, 07:02 PM
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Well, running from my wife isn't any fun. And she might get the wrong impression, like I don't want to be around her or something. |
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08-25-2009, 07:03 PM
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08-25-2009, 07:06 PM
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08-25-2009, 07:07 PM
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But no. She'd never hit a guest. Gordon has nothing to fear. :) |
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08-25-2009, 08:40 PM
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Those of us who witnessed him RP The Meddler know full well than in all cases Watch swoops in and takes the wins at the last minute.
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08-25-2009, 08:41 PM
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This competition ends in sex. But with who?
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08-25-2009, 11:15 PM
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....actually just forget what i was going to say.
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08-25-2009, 11:33 PM
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Sharp doesn't need to run from his wife, he just seduces her into submission.
Which I suspect will he hella uncomfortable for Gordon. That's right. This can only end in sex.
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08-26-2009, 02:58 AM
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08-26-2009, 03:41 AM
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