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Hurricane · 08-16-2009, 10:42 PM

There's an old man staying at my hotel tonight who is deaf. He seemed really friendly when he checked in and he's been down in the lobby several times and I've talked to him. He came down about an hour ago (10:30pm local) and I was having as good a conversation as you could have with the obvious barriers in play. To make a long story short, the conversation started turning toward how late I was working and if I lived near the hotel. He seemed to have a persistent itch on his chest while we talked. Also, these types of questions are typical so it didn't bother me to answer and I didn't think anything of it. I told him I got off at midnight and lived about 20 minutes from the hotel. He seemed disappointed for some reason. I said it wasn't that bad even though I was tired. Then he asked me if I wanted him to rub my shoulders. That's when I realized that the itch wasn't an itch. He was rubbing his nipple. I told him no, that I had a lot of paperwork to do and started backing away, awkwardly trying to get out of the conversation. I told him if he was bored, he should go swimming in the pool outside. He wanted me to go swimming with him. Naked. He continued rubbing his nipple and started winking at me. I told him I was really busy and had to get back to work and for him to have a good night. He stayed in the lobby watching me until I went to the back into the laundry area where he couldn't see me. That's when he finally got up and went back to his room.

Anway, getting propositioned by a deaf person was without a doubt the most awkward experience in my life.

Alan Lynch · 08-17-2009, 06:47 AM

I was once propositioned by a brother and sister. That was odd.

Reverend Smooth · 08-17-2009, 08:25 AM

I got a lot of weird ones when I was traveling by cross-country via Greyhound. If I'm ever able to to that again, I'm bringing a taser.

No means no, grandpa!

Romero · 08-17-2009, 08:27 AM

I guess be glad he was only rubbing his nipple. Yikes.

FeminineMystique · 08-17-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Alan Lynch

I was once propositioned by a brother and sister. That was odd.

There names weren't Wanda and Pietro were they?

Azrael52 · 08-17-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan Lynch

I was once propositioned by a brother and sister. That was odd.

Sorry, Alan. I've appologized till I'm blue in the face, but you know once sis gets an idear in 'er head, well . . .

Village Idiot · 08-17-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane

Anway, getting propositioned by a deaf person was without a doubt the most awkward experience in my life.

Yeah, what fun would the sex be if he couldn't hear the moans?

Flying Saucers Over Oz · 08-17-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Village Idiot

Yeah, what fun would the sex be if he couldn't hear the moans?

He can sign, can't he?

Hurricane · 08-17-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Saucers Over Oz

He can sign, can't he?

How do you say "Is it in yet?" in sign language?

Alan Lynch · 08-18-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Azrael52

Sorry, Alan. I've appologized till I'm blue in the face, but you know once sis gets an idear in 'er head, well . . .

You didn't even buy me a drink first.

FeminineMystique · 08-18-2009, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Flying Saucers Over Oz

He can sign, can't he?

Reminds me of Sympathy for Mr Vengeance with a sex scene done entirely in sign language. Seriously

Azrael52 · 08-18-2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane

How do you say "Is it in yet?" in sign language?

You should know by now, right?

Azrael52 · 08-18-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Alan Lynch

You didn't even buy me a drink first.

First??? Why, what sense does that make? If you'd've said 'no,' then we would've been out the cost of a nice box of wine!

Flying Saucers Over Oz · 08-18-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FeminineMystique

Reminds me of Sympathy for Mr Vengeance with a sex scene done entirely in sign language. Seriously

You have heard (Hah!) of DEAFULA, a sign-language adaption of DRACULA, right?

08-16-2009, 10:42 PM	#1
Hurricane Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Argleton, UK Posts: 2,583	The most awkward moment in my life. There's an old man staying at my hotel tonight who is deaf. He seemed really friendly when he checked in and he's been down in the lobby several times and I've talked to him. He came down about an hour ago (10:30pm local) and I was having as good a conversation as you could have with the obvious barriers in play. To make a long story short, the conversation started turning toward how late I was working and if I lived near the hotel. He seemed to have a persistent itch on his chest while we talked. Also, these types of questions are typical so it didn't bother me to answer and I didn't think anything of it. I told him I got off at midnight and lived about 20 minutes from the hotel. He seemed disappointed for some reason. I said it wasn't that bad even though I was tired. Then he asked me if I wanted him to rub my shoulders. That's when I realized that the itch wasn't an itch. He was rubbing his nipple. I told him no, that I had a lot of paperwork to do and started backing away, awkwardly trying to get out of the conversation. I told him if he was bored, he should go swimming in the pool outside. He wanted me to go swimming with him. Naked. He continued rubbing his nipple and started winking at me. I told him I was really busy and had to get back to work and for him to have a good night. He stayed in the lobby watching me until I went to the back into the laundry area where he couldn't see me. That's when he finally got up and went back to his room. Anway, getting propositioned by a deaf person was without a doubt the most awkward experience in my life.

08-17-2009, 08:25 AM	#3
Reverend Smooth Meep! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS?! Posts: 6,477	I got a lot of weird ones when I was traveling by cross-country via Greyhound. If I'm ever able to to that again, I'm bringing a taser. No means no, grandpa! __________________ www.hollowcomic.com \| comicspace \| deviantart \| myspace \| facebook \| UnScrewed! "I've loooooong suspected that Frank Miller lurks on this site and steals dialogue from the Rev." -- Sabrinaset

08-17-2009, 08:27 AM	#4
Romero El Capitan Awesome Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 555	I guess be glad he was only rubbing his nipple. Yikes. __________________ "There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and some day, they will. And that's how Sue Cs it."- Sue Sylvester, "Glee"

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08-17-2009, 06:47 AM	#2
Alan Lynch Moustache feeling. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Stirling Posts: 7,127	I was once propositioned by a brother and sister. That was odd.