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Old 08-10-2009, 08:31 PM   #1
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Default *nods to FALCONX2000* Strongest opponent JibJab Charles Nelson Reilly could beat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4

some feats were only mentioned in the lyrics page: http://weirdal.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:CNR

His feats were:
-Eating his own weight in coal and shit out diamonds.
-Throw a person down a flight of stairs.
-He won a bike race in Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain.
-He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry.
-Is fast enough to rip someone's heart out and show it to them before they die.
-Can tank machine gun fire, flamethrowers, a cat clinging on his face, and a bomb that exploded right beneath him.
-Followed by slamming high up into the air through a brick wall, a steel wall, and a cow (in two).
-He is also a ninja who has suggested disguise powers.
-He has heat vision that shook a city and can melt people's brains.
-Made love to a manatee underwater (though this is beyond useless in combat).
-As a aphrodasiac, he ran a four minute mile blindfolded with an engine block strapped to his back.
-Is a mathematical genius who figured out cold fusion.
-Unhinged his jaw and stretched his tongue long enough to swallow a volkswagen whole.
-Is durable enough to fall down from the chrysler building with only a scratch on his toe.
-Was strong enough to lift a human like Weird Al up in the air.
-Can beat people hard enough to send them flying with his shovel.
-Can manipulate his size when he grew as big and tall as buildings.
-He was able to damage a skyscraper on the virtue of his giant size.
-He can do the butterfly when seen swimming on an opposite current.
-He shattered the camera glass with his fist(low level fourth wall breaking).

So how does he fare against anyone in fiction?
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:50 PM   #2
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:53 PM   #3
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Still not taking out Washington.
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Still not taking out Washington.
What do you mean sir?

I mean how would dangerous would you imagine him to be if he got 3 days of prep? He figured out Cold Fusion.
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Well, he can certainly take just about any peak human. He's sure tougher than Ultimate Henry Pym. But then again, the real Charles Nelson Reilly was tougher than Ultimate Henry Pym. He's got a decent enough combination of powers to do well against most mid-tiers. If one power doesn't stop them, he's got another or two that likely will.
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What do you mean sir?

I mean how would dangerous would you imagine him to be if he got 3 days of prep? He figured out Cold Fusion.
Yeah I was thinking about that one. Pretty mild compared to comic book geniuses like Reed Richards but still, it means he's very smart and scientifically knowledgeable giving him an extra edge against mid-tiers with prep.
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Come to think of it, the first thing I ever saw him on was the series, "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" in the 1960s. Wow. He seemed so wimpy but he was clearly holding back in not kicking Captain Daniel Gregg's non-corporeal butt.

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I take it jibjab charles nelson reilly could take most mid-tier comic characters.
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