Radioactive bite of Your choice

[SonOf D.]

You are the granted the physiological properties of Peter Parker
Which radioactive animal would you like to bite you
You'll get its physical properties instead of cancer or something

I would choose to be mauled by a radioactive bear
This will grant me the speed, strength, toughness and the mauling capabilities of a bear. Oh yeah and awesome fur

[Lasko8734]

I am 98% sure someone recently just made a thread about this

either way, mosquito bite for me

[SonOf D.]

Originally Posted by Lasko8734

I am 98% sure someone recently just made a thread about this

either way, mosquito bite for me

Ah, I didn't see it. In that case sorry to it's owner, but I will replace it!
Why a mosquito though? So Puny...

[Lasko8734]

Originally Posted by SonOf D.

Ah, I didn't see it. In that case sorry to it's owner, but I will replace it!
Why a mosquito though? So Puny...

A virtually painless bite, in return for the physiological abilities of Peter Parker

[Deus]

A water bear.



These suckers:

Can survive inside volcanic hot springs.
Can survive 1 degree above absolute zero.
Can survive the pressure of 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench.
Can survive the vacuum of space.
Can survive 1000 times the median lethal dose of radiation to humans (and coincidentally, can spend 10 days outside the atmosphere absorbing massive doses of radiation and remaining none the worse for wear).
Can survive food and water deprivation for decades.
Is nigh-invulnerable to toxins and poisons.

Coupled with the square cube law, granting the animal (and now me) enhanced strength in relation to size.

And same for Peter, I get proportional abilities, so these stats should be magnified exponentially.

[Lasko8734]

Originally Posted by Deus

A water bear.



These suckers:

Can survive inside volcanic hot springs.
Can survive 1 degree above absolute zero.
Can survive the pressure of 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench.
Can survive the vacuum of space.
Can survive 1000 times the median lethal dose of radiation to humans (and coincidentally, can spend 10 days outside the atmosphere absorbing massive doses of radiation and remaining none the worse for wear).
Can survive food and water deprivation for decades.
Is nigh-invulnerable to toxins and poisons.

Coupled with the square cube law, granting the animal (and now me) enhanced strength in relation to size.

And same for Peter, I get proportional abilities, so these stats should be magnified exponentially.

I take it you saw that episode of Most Extreme also
and I change my answer to this