Dost Thou Not Wish Thine Maiden-friend Were a Freak Like Me?

[Indigo Al]

Dost thou not?
Dost thou not?

How WOULD the Mighty Thor reinterpret some other contemporary pop hits?

[Dry Observer]

"Smite me, infant, one more time."

Ralph

[EdContradictory]

Mayhap wherest I harken from is not to thine liking
Mine chariot and steed thou findest lacking
Mine armor may not favor thine eye
And mine compatriots are as peculiar as I

Never didst I attend any formal academy
The most prepared of women averted from mine gaze
But prithy why shouldn't they?
I have no courter
And mine satchels be empty

The hills of Beverly
I wouldst prefer to be there
Living amongst the hills of Beverly
The hills of Beverly
Pressing on like one well known
Living amongst the hills of Beverly

[Kyuubi]

I kindly ask thee to awaken me when the month of September tis at its end.

[MacQuarrie]

Since thou hast departed
I mayest breathe once anon
I go onward hence, yea verily
Thanks to thee, now I hast my desire
Since thou hast departed

[Dry Observer]

And now, a few words as Mjolnir would sing them in battle...

"I wanna be... your sledgehammer,
Why don't you call my name?
I wanna be... your sledgehammer,
This will be my test..."

Hmm, come to think of it, that didn't require any changes at all... =)

Ralph

[EdContradictory]

Here be it, we began as companions
It was refreshing but all for naught
Indeed, indeed, since thou hast been removed from mine presence

Devoted, thou didst endure the hours
Nary long was it till I named thee mine
Indeed, indeed, since thou hast been removed from mine presence

And all thou wouldst hear of me
Is how I envisage thou betrothed to I
That's all thou wouldst hearest of me

'Ere thou hast been removed from mine presence
I canst draw breath for the first time.
I shall begin mine journey
Indeed, indeed
Blessings to thee, for now I shalt have my desire
Since thou hast been removed from mine presence

[EdContradictory]

Since thou hast departed

DAMMIT!

Too slow.

[MacQuarrie]

Kinda scary that we were on the same wavelength.

Yours is better though.

[jetfire85]

Have I a soul, but a soldier I beist not.

(Anyone else find that song really catchy?)

[Sanagi]

Mine anaconda wantest not if thou doth not have buns, fair damsel.

[EdContradictory]

Yours is better though.

No way. You worked in "anon."

[Kyuubi]

If thou wisheth to be with me
Young babe there beest a price to be paid
I am an Arabian spirit in a bottle
Thou hast to rubbith me in a correct manner
If thou wishith to be with me
I have the ability to make thyn wishes become true
Thou hast to make a grand impression
I have to approve of ye

[YoGo]

Awaken, Awaken on yon Saturday night,
Couldst be Alfheim.
Mayhap Valhalla and Midgard.
Niflheim. Hel. Maybe the Rainbow Bridge.
There be something afoot anywhere I go yonder.
Tonight. Yea, tonight. (tonight)

[Jeff Brady]

Mahna mahna.

Huh. It doesn't quite translate... :p