Ninja jokes!

**Papergirl** · 09-24-2005, 08:30 PM

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead ninja in the road?

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There are skid marks before the skunk.

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What do you call a busload of ninjas going over a cliff at 110 mph?

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A good start.

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I got a whole lot of ninja jokes, and I ain't afraid to use 'em! Anyone else got one?

~Bev

**Kyuubi** · 09-24-2005, 08:52 PM

Why did the Ninja cross the road?

BECAUSE HE'S STUPID!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha...ha..

sorry.

**Papergirl** · 09-24-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Kyuubi

Why did the Ninja cross the road?

BECAUSE HE'S STUPID!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha...ha..

sorry.

Hee! But that was so very, VERY true!

Here's another one for ya:

If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a ninja, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

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Shoot the ninja. Twice.

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~Bev

**Slyfoot** · 09-24-2005, 08:56 PM

What's the difference between a Ninja and a monkey?

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One is ugly and smelly and likes to throw things. The other is a monkey.

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**Papergirl** · 09-24-2005, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Slyfoot

What's the difference between a Ninja and a monkey?

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One is ugly and smelly and likes to throw things. The other is a monkey.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice! :D

~Bev

**David O Burcham** · 09-24-2005, 09:51 PM

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a ninja?
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A retarded gorilla.

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I had an American History class with a ninja in college. on the the professor asked if any of the students could explain "Roe v. Wade". The ninja stood up and said, spoilers:

"That was the decision Washington had to make when he crossed the Delaware."

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Did you hear about the ninja that bought a pet zebra?
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He named it "Spot".

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A ninja recently got fired from her job as an inspector in an M&M factory.
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she threw away all the ones that had W's on them.

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**Cam63** · 09-24-2005, 09:59 PM

Q: What smells worse than a ninja ?

A:

YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING THAT SMELLS WORSE THAN A NINJA !!??

**David O Burcham** · 09-24-2005, 10:06 PM

For sale on E-Bay:

One ninja sword... never been used, only dropped once.

**Cam63** · 09-24-2005, 10:15 PM

For sale on E-bay.

" One ninja mask. Used. You may want to wash it several times in dettol unless you're a pig or bacteria. "

**Papergirl** · 09-25-2005, 07:03 AM

A few more for ya! :D

What do ninjas use for birth control?

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Their personalities.

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If you drop a snake and a ninja off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

spoilers:

Who cares?

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

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Watching a ninja drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

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~Bev

**EdContradictory** · 09-25-2005, 07:07 AM

Q: How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other to flip out and kill you with throwing stars.

**Papergirl** · 09-25-2005, 07:09 AM

Why are all Dumb Pirate jokes one-liners?

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So ninjas can understand AND remember them.

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~Bev

**The Beast Of Yucca Flats** · 09-25-2005, 11:33 AM

I've mostly tried to stay out of this war, but, I am the one who responded, so... (looks around really quick)

Q: How do you get rid of a ninja who's on your trail?

A: Sleep with a blacklight on, and when he comes in, just mock his mustard stains.