The Simpsons Quote Game

[Grazzt]

I personally think that there is a Simpsons quote for every occasion. So here's the game. I name a situation and you think up an appropriate Simpsons quote. You then name another situation and the next person down the line will state their Simpsons quote, and so on.

For example, if I said. "A person asks a rhetorical question." You could say "Do I know what rhetorical means?". Then you would state the next situation.

I'll start.

A trip to the mall.

[Sanagi]

I personally think that there is a Simpsons quote for every occasion. So here's the game. I name a situation and you think up an appropriate Simpsons quote. You then name another situation and the next person down the line will state their Simpsons quote, and so on.

For example, if I said. "A person asks a rhetorical question." You could say "Do I know what rhetorical means?". Then you would state the next situation.

I'll start.

A trip to the mall.

"Sometimes you just gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself..."
"Well, I don't know..."
"Simpson! I order you to buy those shoes!"
"Okay, you're the boss!"

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Stuck in traffic.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Bart: "I could sure use that flying motorcycle now."
Frink flies by.

Frink: "You had your chance. Whoa-hai!"

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At a job interview

[JDogindy]

"Which one of you would say is your worst quality?"
"Well, I 'Am' a Workaholic."
"I push myself too hard."
"Well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off..."
"Okay, that will do!"
"...a little stuff starts disappearing from the workplace..."
"That's enough! There is a problem in the reactor. What do you do?"
"There's a problem with the reactor?!!! We're all gonna die! AAAAAAGHH!!!"
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Babysitting

[Stretch Dude]

Homer: *on the phone* I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister. I look after her now.
Abby: *sitting in a rocking chair* No, Bart... Put it down, Bart... Bart, put it down...

Next: Exercising.

[Super Sonic]

Burns:One
*Homers struggles to do a sit up*
Burns:One!
*Homer still struggles*
Burns:ONE!
*Homer still struggles to do one sit up*
Burns:Oh,I'll just pay for the damn lipo suction!
Homer:Woohoo!


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At the barbers/hairdressers

[Michael P]

Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy: [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair.
Lisa: How about me?
Stacy: Um, there's something not quite --
Bart: How about me?
Stacy: I -- uh --
Homer: How about me?
Stacy: [frustrated] You _all_ have hideous hair!
Family: [gasps]
Stacy: I mean, from a _design_ point of view.
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At the grocery store.

[Stretch Dude]

Mrs. Glick: *grabs Lisa by the head* The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!
Lisa: Hey! I'm not fruit!
Mrs. Glick: That's what the pumpkin said.
*She puts Lisa in her cart, next to Ralph.*
Ralph: Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!

Next: On vacation.

[Gaz]

"Hey mouse, say cheese! With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!"
"Die, bad robots! With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero!"

At a prison...

[BlairH]

"Hey mouse, say cheese! With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!"
"Die, bad robots! With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero!"

At a prison...

I can't go to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it at you...I saw it in a movie.

You woln't be seeing any more prison movies where you're going.....PRISON!

[Gaz]

I can't go to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it at you...I saw it in a movie.

You woln't be seeing any more prison movies where you're going.....PRISON!

Psst, you're supposed to come up with the next scenario.

[Matt Algren]

Psst, you're supposed to come up with the next scenario.

No he didn't. The topic is: forgetfulness.

The answer is:
Mr Burns
"Who is that firebrand, Smithers?"
Smithers
"That's Homer Simpson."
Mr Burns
"Simpson, eh? New man?"
Smithers
"Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude..."
Mr Burns
"Doesn't ring a bell."

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Next topic: A man with a bad toupe won't shut up.

[Stretch Dude]

"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right..." - Principal Skinner

Next: Someone insults you behind your back.

[JDogindy]

Luigi: "Hey it's good for you here!"
Skinner: "Hmm, it's real nice here."
Luigi: "Hey, Salvatore, guess who's here-ah? Mr. Kookalamza & some really ugly kid."

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Building "The House That Love Built" (Hurricane Neddy)

[Stretch Dude]

Ned: Floor feels kinda gritty here...
Moe: Yeah, we ran out of floorboards, so we painted the dirt.

Next: In a hospital.