Scenes That Define PWNED! II: The Vengeance

[Guy1]

Indeed. Random inquiry: Am I the only one compares Hit Girl to Toph? O_o

They should hang out.
It'll be awesome.

[Len Ikari145]

Devil Jin vs Devil Kazuya from Tekken: Blood Vengeance.



It's PWNAGE in both directions where Kazuya takes the majority until Jin manages to take full control of his Devil Gene. After that, he proceeds to manhandle Kazuya with the most epic combo imaginable.

[Dark Soul # 7]

Just finished reading through it. That was beautiful, my man. Simply beautiful.

Though the bastard still lives, he'll be in physical therapy for years to come. And Hit Girl......

You just freaking rule, girl.

Just read it. And yes, it was brilliant.

Sadly, no flamethrower.

But why did it say end of volume three on the last page? Typo?

[Guy1]

Just read it. And yes, it was brilliant.

Sadly, no flamethrower.

But why did it say end of volume three on the last page? Typo?

From what I've heard, the hit Girl spinoff takes place between KA 1 and 2, so I guess that will be Book 2 then.

[Guy1]

To those who have read KA 2#7....
spoilers:

Mother Russia vs Hit Girl

end of spoilers
That woman is scary.

[Len Ikari145]

Batman basically having Darkseid by the balls by threatening to destroy Apocalypse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KO3D...eature=related

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

This guy.

(Character Limit)

[Hazard]

I kind of like Deathmask's fight with Shiryu.

It's hilarious.

They fight in China for the first time and Shiryu finds his best attack gets stopped by Deathmask's finger.

Flashforward a couple of fights, power ups, etc and they fight again.

Deathmaks one shots him. He literally rips his soul out.

Then Athena (who Shiryu is trying to save) has to intervene to try to send his soul back to his body.

Then they fight again.

Deathmask one shots him.

Again.

Cue Shiryu getting a face full of dirt as he fall to the land of the dead.

Then Deathmask appears and kicks him.

'cause he decided that he's going to make sure his soul doesn't come back this time by literally throwing him into the deepest pit.

Yeah...

But there's more. While Deathmask toys around with Shiryu, he feels someone praying for Shiryu, his kind of sister/maybe love interest who is in China.
This annoys him, so he throws her of a cliff.

With telekinesis. From another dimension.

Cue Shiryu invoking the good old shounen protagonist rage power up and unleashing everything he has on Deathmask.

Then Deathmask gets up.

Unharmed.

'cause what the hell made you think you could even dent a Gold Cloth.

It's hilarious.

Really the only reason Shiryu wins that fight is 'cause Deathmask's armor betrays him, because apparently what he did was really evil nevermind all the other atrocities he has been committing for years. Apparently throwing a girl of a cliff without even killing her tops it all off.

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

From Wrestlecrap's "Rewriting the Book: What if... Hulk Hogan didn't turn heel at Bash at the Beach '96?":

Setup: Since Bash at the Beach, paranoia has run rampant about the identity of Nash and Hall's "Third Man", causing the WCW locker room to virtually implode due to infighting. Eventually, Ric Flair and Arn Anderson defeat Hall and Nash in a tag match, where the stipulation was that if Hall and Nash lost, they had to reveal their Third Man...

Hall, grin on his face, raises the microphone to his mouth, and half-laughs "Alright, you got us, deal's a deal. You got the name of our third man."

He pauses for dramatic effect.

"It was Hulk Hogan all along."

The crowd make a sound of shock, while the announcers sound their surprise and fury at the identity of the traitor in their midst. Lex Luger's music plays, and he strides out onto the ramp, microphone in hand.

"I knew it! How'd you get to him, huh?" Nash grins, leaning nonchalantly against the ropes

"Cool down, Lex."

He turns to Hall, asking "You sure? Could have sworn it was Lex there."

Luger fumes at the top of the ramp, knowing full well that to enter the ring with these two would only serve to earn him a beating. Hall slaps his head as though realising his own stupidity.

"Of course! Yeah, it was Lex Luger!"

Nash cuts back in, laughter in his voice.

"No, it was Sting!"

"Konnan all along. Pay off was nothing but a story he fed you."

"How about Savage?"

"No, definitely Arn. After all, he stirred the pot so well."

"True. Yeah, got to give Arn due credit."

The audience watch in confused silence, as at the announce desk, Bischoff rails about how he wishes they'd stop joking around, they have to give the name, they signed the contracts on the match, they have to. Nash grins from ear to ear.

"Don't you get it? There never was a third man. And by having no third man, we had an army. You tore each other to pieces trying to find the third man. All the while ignoring little old us. And what did it get you? None of you can trust each other anymore, you've done too much to each other in the name of justice. Hulk Hogan, the all American hero knows how useless his idealism is. The Four Horsemen are broken as a group, my boy Scott here's got your greatest prize, we could do whatever we wanted while you destroyed yourselves, and you're all too broken as a unit to stop us now." Scott stops posing with his prize for a moment, and offers a sincere thank you to Arn Anderson

"for stirring it all up so well. Never dreamed it could work this well. We couldn't have done it without you, old man!"

[Guy1]

Wesker vs Alice

[Guy1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7xY8...eature=related
1:01 in. BUSPWN!

[Bruceleehulk]

Haggar owning a Sentinel in stop motion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc6jdnmBo-4#t=3m12s

[Guy1]

Spiderman, meet Mr.Negative.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gd8NBIma-z...estrength1.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...973873213.jpg/

Well, this must be painful.

[Z-man]

the Hulk literally curbstomping Deadpool in Hulk vs Wolverine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAI5y...ailpage#t=113s


Poor DP, why do people keep ruining your day for our constant amusement?

The Hulk vs. Deadpool in Contest of Champions 2.

Hulk: "Hulk Smash!"

Deadpool: "You're kidding, right?"

And the dialogue in the rest of the fight was just Deadpool saying "ow" over and over again.