Aww, yeah. :DOriginally Posted by Lord H
Aww, yeah. :DOriginally Posted by Lord H
The normal make a living. The deranged make history.
Fear my tubular awesomeness.
"If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter
Officially Badass; Inkblot of the Omega Rumblers; Mad Lunar Knight of SoapOperus; Wielder of Stuff; Deviant Artist
Won the Internet 3/26/06, 4/5/06
From Livewires #6 (fantastic mini-series, shame it didn't sell very well. Get the trade when it comes out, people!)
SPOILERS, of course
"You've noticed that we like yo use weapontech scavenged from the projects we target, right? Well, check out these tasty pyronanomecha hive entities I've spawned!
They're from one of the sweetest designs on file in my engineering database! They're complicated, though... had to chew off most of my smartware exolayer to construct their nanoassembler starter mix!
Reprocessed my cannibalized "skin" in the nanofactory of my versatile li'l belly...
...and presto, jump cut to me vomiting up a big block of hyper-replicating cellular automata! Serious ick!
And now the pyronanos are coursing through this heap's zillion miles of plumbing...
...and building vast swarms of superheated mecha out of your carrier's mass!
Sucks to be you, huh?"
As designed, these fellas normally run hotter'n hell...
...but I've seriously upgraded them to heat up even mo' faster and intensely, see?"
So if this helicarrier of yours doesn't break apart first...
...the exponentially replicating pyronanos might just hook you up with some fusion-y goodness!"
My advice?
You should try thinking up something very clever, very quickly.
Hey, I just did.
Good luck, you eyepatched piece of hiveminded crap."
- Stem Cell
God, I love Adam Warren.
"After a long absence, the original Thor returned to his comic book, only to discover that comics in the 90s were very different to what he remembered. But Thor quickly fit right in by going violently insane."
"You know, if everyone the Punisher killed turns out to be no more dead than anyone else who dies in Marvel Comics, he's going to be in BIG trouble one of these days."
- Both from Marvel Year in Review 1993
Originally Posted by Stretch Dude
Seconded. Peter's a nice guy, but pissing him of (especially where MJ is concerned) is not highly reccomended.
We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted! We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek! -Amok, The Specials
Ender Wiggin vs. Bonzo Madrid in Ender's Game. Madrid had like 30+ pounds on my man Ender. Ender hits him so hard in the nose that he jams the bone into Bonzo's skull, killing him.
"When I'm done with you, no one's gonna dare take your picture."
-Super Macho Man
You know that gif with the penguins? Take a look at these... :D
alternate 1
alternate 2
Soap Operus
"Gendou is probably the least whiny, but... well, let's just say that his reaction was probably not quite as healthy as a good whine."
-The Drunkard Kid, on Evangelion
Originally Posted by MKTerra
This may seem like a stupid question, but was the original gif real or faked?
We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted! We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek! -Amok, The Specials
And that makes it Spider-man 3, Wolverine 1 and 2 draws.Originally Posted by Lord H
I would say partially faked. The only thing that was added was the slap/push.Originally Posted by Atomic Horror
Originally Posted by Lord H
LMAO
"Colorful way to get a cab".
Suddenly, I picture the X-Men in NY.
Peter: Taxi! Taxi!
Preps Fastball special
At the risk of bringing politics into the thread, I saw some real-life pwnage on The Daily Show last night: They showed a clip of Dick Cheney saying he's been thrilled by the responses he's gotten from people who survived Katrina. Immediately, someone in the crowd calls out:
"Go f**k yourself, Mr. Cheney!"
I don't care if you're left or right; Cheney got pwned. On national television, no less.
The normal make a living. The deranged make history.
Fear my tubular awesomeness.
"If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter
Officially Badass; Inkblot of the Omega Rumblers; Mad Lunar Knight of SoapOperus; Wielder of Stuff; Deviant Artist
Won the Internet 3/26/06, 4/5/06
Did John Stewart reply to that outburst?Originally Posted by Stretch Dude
"When I'm done with you, no one's gonna dare take your picture."
-Super Macho Man
I honestly forget his reaction. I was too busy guffawing to pay close attention.Originally Posted by Devon Campbell
The normal make a living. The deranged make history.
Fear my tubular awesomeness.
"If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter
Officially Badass; Inkblot of the Omega Rumblers; Mad Lunar Knight of SoapOperus; Wielder of Stuff; Deviant Artist
Won the Internet 3/26/06, 4/5/06
Go Spidey, go Spidey, go Spidey...
The normal make a living. The deranged make history.
Fear my tubular awesomeness.
"If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter
Officially Badass; Inkblot of the Omega Rumblers; Mad Lunar Knight of SoapOperus; Wielder of Stuff; Deviant Artist
Won the Internet 3/26/06, 4/5/06
Go Hulkster, Go Hulkster, Go Hulkster...Originally Posted by Stretch Dude
"When I'm done with you, no one's gonna dare take your picture."
-Super Macho Man
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