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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald Stone
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    Oucha magoucha...
    The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

    Fear my tubular awesomeness.

    "If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter

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    Wow. Talk really is cheap.
    The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

    Fear my tubular awesomeness.

    "If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." - Fighter

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    Some familiar ownage.
    Life is but a dream. So why wake up?
    What kind of Spot Check do you have to roll to notice a parked Autobot?
    Ultimately, Halo has taught me that no matter how far in the future you go, the best weapon for fighting Zombies remains the shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LtK-Dragon
    I said it once...I'll say it again...that poor alienizer.

    Magiranger has a bunch of ownage scenes. The first that comes to mind is Magishine's first appearance.

    The second is in Ep 24, when Hikaru was pulling out the Staff of Forgiveness, ready to die, and Wolzard just blew up the mountain containing Cronogel's thoughts. Afterward he pulls out the Staff effortlessly and says "Stupid Magicians of Justice. See how easy that was?!"

    Finally, in the next episode, MagiDragon gets owned by Travelion easily...it was a frigging air juggle. A Mortal Kombat-equse uppercut followed by a faceful of steam, which causes Magidragon to seperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch Dude
    Oucha magoucha...
    The bodyslam combined with the crotch-shot -- yikes.

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    Something I posted onto the old pwnage thread, before it was lost. Ultraman vs Martian Manhunter, in "JLA -- Earth 2"...

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    J'Onn *slamming into Ultraman at Mach 11* -- How dare you come here and do this? How dare you threaten the people of this planet in my presence?

    Ultraman -- ...killed a White Martian once; he was my first rival! You'll die just as easily as he...

    J'Onn *morphing into a thorny beast with thousands of needles that puncture Ultraman's skin* -- No, no more killing. I can modify my molecular structure in response to any thought you form. This is not combat, you were already beaten the moment you chose to engage me!

    ***

    Pwned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter
    Something I posted onto the old pwnage thread, before it was lost. Ultraman vs Martian Manhunter, in "JLA -- Earth 2"...

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    J'Onn *slamming into Ultraman at Mach 11* -- How dare you come here and do this? How dare you threaten the people of this planet in my presence?

    Ultraman -- ...killed a White Martian once; he was my first rival! You'll die just as easily as he...

    J'Onn *morphing into a thorny beast with thousands of needles that puncture Ultraman's skin* -- No, no more killing. I can modify my molecular structure in response to any thought you form. This is not combat, you were already beaten the moment you chose to engage me!

    ***

    Pwned.
    Yeah, I saw that. What EXACTLY did J'onn turn into?
    "When I'm done with you, no one's gonna dare take your picture."

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    He looked like he sprouted a bunch of needles all over his body. Needles that were sharpened down to the atomic scale.
    Life is but a dream. So why wake up?
    What kind of Spot Check do you have to roll to notice a parked Autobot?
    Ultimately, Halo has taught me that no matter how far in the future you go, the best weapon for fighting Zombies remains the shotgun.

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    Frakkin' awesome. Atomic Horror's Avatar
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    Does anyone have that clip of that schoolgirl who suplexes a would-be purse snatcher? I remember it from PWNED v. 1.0.
    We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted! We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek! -Amok, The Specials

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    I already posted it. The link that says "ownage".
    Life is but a dream. So why wake up?
    What kind of Spot Check do you have to roll to notice a parked Autobot?
    Ultimately, Halo has taught me that no matter how far in the future you go, the best weapon for fighting Zombies remains the shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallman
    I already posted it. The link that says "ownage".
    Now that is a seriously-awesome piece of footage, right there.

    He grabs the purse -- she spins him back, picks him up by the waist and literally bodyslams him on his head.

    Pwned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter
    Now that is a seriously-awesome piece of footage, right there.

    He grabs the purse -- she spins him back, picks him up by the waist and literally bodyslams him on his head.

    Pwned.
    Ouch. That just sounds painful just reading it nevermind seeing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald Stone

    Haw, Haw!!
    The Lion banner sways and falls in the horror-haunted gloom;
    A scarlet Dragon rustles by, borne on winds of doom.
    In heaps the shining horsemen lie, where the thrusting lances break,
    And deep in the haunted mountains, the lost, black gods awake.
    Dead hands grope in the shadows, the stars turn pale with fright,
    For this is the Dragon's Hour, the triumph of Fear and Night.

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    This is a pretty good ownage by Cyborg "Henshaw" Superman.







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