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    Default Postcards from the X-Men

    Dear Rogue
    Enjoying my holiday in France right now. The people are pretty excitable but nothing like your Gambit who smells like horse radish and shoe shine.
    Been to the Arc De Triumphe 14 times now. Bought a yakka for you-know-who.
    No, not Voldemort you silly halfwit!!!!

    Weather is good. Been Sinister sunny all week which is good. Off to the beach soon - still not found our target yet. she's slippery, like an eel.
    Anyway, my shoes are getting wet so I'm going to go.
    See you soon
    Love *********
    x

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    I wanna do Kurt and Hank. Fuzzy_Blue_Fetish's Avatar
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    Dear Bobby,

    Being brainwashed to the dark side by the Hand really really sucks. I wish you were here. You'd make some lame joke, then I'd slap you on the ass, and things would just be normal.

    Dreaming of you nekkid,
    JP

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    Dear Scott,

    You know I don't why they call this the White HOT Room. It's really not that hot. I just wanted to tell you that the reason you and Ms. Frost are so happily in love is that I wanted it to happen, it was kinda a choice between you and Slut Queen or a horrible horrible future that makes any our kids are from look like a trip to Disney Land, not World, that Paris version is worse than this future. Sooooo you really don't love her and I'll be back sometime around next summer, say July 2006. Till than, keep my clothes washed and my sheets clean, I'll be back soon.

    Love Jean Grey-Summers

    P.S. Tell Rachael good choice on the name and Logan that what he's doing w/ my old uniforms is just creepy.

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    Dear Cable:

    Enjoy life while you can. You know I'm coming back...

    -Apocalypse

    (oh, I thought this thread was postcards FOR X-Men... close enough :)

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    Dear Mystique -

    Damn were you fine, woman. Ma cherie, I must say maybe havin' you 'round to pretend you're Rogue ain' such a bad ting after all. Mebbe next you can change yoself into Stormy. And yes, I do write like de way I talk.

    Love -
    Foxxy Remy.

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    I wanna do Kurt and Hank. Fuzzy_Blue_Fetish's Avatar
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    Dear Hank,

    There is no escape. All mansion exits are being patrolled by my large floating cybernetic spheres that I affectionately refer to as "Happy Balls of Doom". It's only a matter of time. Your Twinkie stash is dwindling, and before long my Happy Balls will begin to dangle a cream-filled surprise outside your bedroom window. You will reach for them, and when you do, I *will* capture you.

    So why am I sending you this postcard? Well, all great villians reveal their plot before executing it, of course! Muahahahaha!

    When I finally have you, what fun we shall have! I met an interdimensional conquerer named Kahn, and he had some of the cutest harem outfits...but enough about my clothes. You will be the recipient of all my insane sexual desires and raging libido. I will do things to you that will break your MIND!!!...and possibly other things.

    Give a snuggly hidee-ho to Kurt for me (he's next).

    Sincerely,
    -FBF

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    Dear Havok,

    Your costume is so ugly even I can see it.

    Sincerely,
    -Destiny

    P.S., please C.C. this postcard to Beast when you're done with it.


    SEAN
    This week at Comic Critics!: Nothing. We're on hiatus.

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    Like Dr Phil, but AWESOME Kirayoshi's Avatar
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    Dear Peter;

    Uh, remember my fourteenth birthday? Y'know, back when we were implanted with Brood eggs, and we thought we were gonna die? When I tried to seduce you but you were a perfect gentleman and insisted that I was too young?

    In case you hadn't noticed, I'm 20 now.

    I'll bring the chocolate body paint. XOXOXOXOXO

    "Katya"
    Intellect and Romance over Brute Force and Cynicism!

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    dear bishop,

    hi. you left me in another reality. i was accidently brought to this place, and really would like to get back to my family and friends. i am admittedly pissed. where are you???
    sincerely,
    michael
    and i'm counting 1, counting 2, counting 3...

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    dear sinister,
    I AM TEH 3RD SUMMERS BROTHER!!!!!!1!!

    -adam x
    and i'm counting 1, counting 2, counting 3...

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    dear scott and alex,
    I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!1!!!
    ------(@ adam x
    (the x-treme)
    and i'm counting 1, counting 2, counting 3...

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    Jamie,

    I've been trying to catch up with you guys for ages! Where the hell are you? You just changed apartments without a word! I saw one of us the other day in a supermarket but he made eye contact for a second and then ran off! Is this because I'm the only one of us who will admit the truth about our sexuality? I hope not, but please tell me the truth!

    Yours,
    Jamie

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    Dear Flight,

    I'm so flattered that I actually have a fan. I've never had one before so I don't know what to do. Anyway, are you sure you're not just calling my brother by my name? It happens sometimes. I'm used to it because I'm missing lots of self esteem.

    Well, enough babbling. I'm feeling down, since Lorna won't talk to me without slapping me. If you can think of any ways to make me feel better, it would be much appreciated.

    Sincerely
    Havok

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    Dear Bobby,

    It was ICE to see you hahahahahahaha

    Love,
    Crazy 'Ol Lorna

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    Dear Scott,

    Having a wonderfull time in Paris with Kitty & Petey. Or at least we were. Thought mum got resurected again, but it turned out to be another of Sinister's clones (how many of them dose he have on ice anyway?) She will probably be arriving at the mansion a few days after this card.

    Love, Rachel.

    P.S. My love to Logan & Kurt.
    P.P.S. Emma's a ho, tell her for me.

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