Generic Thread

**Super Macho Man** · 08-01-2005, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by priestvyrce

Says that a poster is a troll and wishes that they go bother someone else.

Agreement to said statement, potshot at said poster.

**The Defenestrator** · 08-01-2005, 02:48 PM

Promises to come back with new screenname and that no one will ever know! That board is insular and fanboys are mean-spirited and take things too personally. Goes on to attack posters on threads that happened months ago.

**Super Macho Man** · 08-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by The Defenestrator

Promises to come back with new screenname and that no one will ever know! That board is insular and fanboys are mean-spirited and take things too personally. Goes on to attack posters on threads that happened months ago.

Empty, petty "tell a mod" threat, calls poster a jerk and a loser.

**f. chong rutherford** · 08-01-2005, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Ed Cunard

Agreement. Link to previously-written thing tangential to the point in order to hype owner's blog.

Poor attempt at witty closure.

CAPITALLETTERCAPITALLETTERCAPITALLETTER! L33tspeak! General Internet spelling out of laughter at self-deprecation and witty closure!

Inside reference, followed by another exclamation point! Wistful nostalgia with either vague sexual reference(?) or wilfull intent to create a bad pun.

Agreement with content of blog, followed by heavy-handed ignominity at media icon of differing political persuasion. Even-handedness attempt through mild mocking of media icon of similiar political persuasion.

ANGRIER REBUTTAL AT ANGRY REBUTTAL! Continues past point of necessity in order to make point. Reaffirms nature of Angrier Rebuttal, and also that first Rebuttal obviously lacks intelligence or common sense. Reiteration past the point past the point of necessity. Reiteration of reaffirmation of nature of Angrier Rebuttal.

Single sentence designed to be read alone for maximum affect.

Closing remarks to reaffirm agreement with blog and with Internet friend. Single sentence retrenchment of previous position, seperated from ending attempt at witticism by a comma.

Unitnetional misspelling at closure of carefully worded reply.

**The Defenestrator** · 08-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Talks about great fulfilling job at Wal-Mart and loving mother and claims that you must have no life if posting on board all day. (Neglects to note that message is being posted during "work hours")

**Calamas** · 08-01-2005, 03:11 PM

Warns everybody to tone it down while reminding everyone that I'm not a moderator.

(Then secretly informs real moderator)

**Gilda Dent** · 08-01-2005, 03:13 PM

Threadjack based on some minor side point made earlier.

Numbered list responding point by point to said minor point.

Incomplete thought only partially del

Gratuitous reference to Kurt Busiek and/or Frank Stallone.

Personal anecdote illustrating main point.

Brief reference to subject in op.

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**The Mirrorball Man** · 08-01-2005, 03:17 PM

Rolling eyes.

**Super Macho Man** · 08-01-2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Gilda Dent

Threadjack based on some minor side point made earlier.

Numbered list responding point by point to said minor point.

Incomplete thought only partially del

Gratuitous reference to Kurt Busiek and/or Frank Stallone.

Personal anecdote illustrating main point.

Brief reference to subject in op.

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Claim that you are an idiot who does not know his facts. Order for you to leave the thread.

**Copper** · 08-01-2005, 03:29 PM

Interjects statement that previous posters are getting too worked up over the subject of the thread, then inserts derisive comments about other posters living in their parents basements. Ends with comment extolling imagined superiority.

:D

**Gilda Dent** · 08-01-2005, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Fry Guy

Claim that you are an idiot who does not know his facts. Order for you to leave the thread.

Observation regarding the irony of criticizing my intelligence while getting my gender wrong.

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Note as to why post was edited.

**Super Macho Man** · 08-01-2005, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Gilda Dent

Observation regarding the irony of criticizing my intelligence while getting my gender wrong.

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Note as to why post was edited.

Does not post for a while because of bewilderment and embarrassment at idiocy contained in his mistake.

Posts later, claiming that you are still an idiot despite your gender, and takes potshots.

**Karl J. Barnes** · 08-01-2005, 04:02 PM

Drops back in and wonders in seeming amazement that this thread is still going on!?!?! Tries to be witty, yet lacks the understanding that he is totally humor deaf toned.