________, welcome to Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

[Magneto_X]

The following discover they are wizards and are accepted into Hogwarts.
They'll be kids, btw.

How do they do?

How will they do in their classes?

What house will they be in?

Will they play Quiddich?

How do they interact with the staff?

What do they do with their life when they graduate?

What if they had replaced Harry Potter?

Bruce Wayne (after his parents death)

Clark Kent (he'll still be an alien)

Lois Lane

Wally West
a. pre-accident
b. post-accident

Hal Jordan

Peter Parker
a. pre-spider-bite
b. post-spider-bite

Johnny Storm

Matt Murdock
a. pre-blindness
b. post-blindness


Reed Richards

Victor von Doom

Eric Lensherr (Magneto) [besides magic he'll have his magnetic powers]
a. before he knows he's a mutant
b. after he knows he's a mutant

Cain Marko (Juggernaut)

Mary-Jane Watson

John Constantine

Hector Hall (Dr.Fate)

Stephen Strange

Zantanna

Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing)

Jason Todd (Robin II)

Tim Drake (Robin III)

Jean Grey
a. before she knows she's a mutant
b. after she knows she's a mutant

Nathan Dayspring (Cable)
a. pre-techno-organic virus
b. post-techno-organic virus

Dinah Lance (Black Canary II)

Helena Bartelini (the Huntress)

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl)

Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II)

Bart Allen (Impulse/Kid Flash)

[yeoman]

Hector Hall (Dr.Fate)

Wait till they find out this is Hector's second time around as a kid. And they get to meet Hector's kid.

And, really, I pity anyone making disparaging remarks about non magic users on a day the parents are on campus.

Though I might just pay money to see Hagrid and Carter drunk off their asses and arm wrestling.

[yeoman]

Zantanna

They get increasingly upset that she refuses to stick to the lessons and makes up her own spells More so that she can do it better than they can.

[Adrian Tullberg]

The following discover they are wizards and are accepted into Hogwarts.
They'll be kids, btw.

Bruce Wayne (after his parents death)

"Oh hi Harry."

"What's happening?"

"You know that new student, Bruce?"

"Not really. Doesn't speak much."

"Well, Draco just found out his parents were Muggles, and called them 'filthy mudbloods' to Bruce's face during lunchtime."

"So Bruce grabs Malfoy, and drags him here."

"And he's been sticking Draco's head down the loo ever since?"

"Only after finding out which loo Hagrid was using first."

"Aren't you two going to do something?"

"We tried. 'mine and me tried. We searched the entire school, but nobody had a camera."

"Potter, if you don't get me one for my birthday next week I swear ..."

[yeoman]

"Oh hi Harry."

"What's happening?"

"You know that new student, Bruce?"

"Not really. Doesn't speak much."

"Well, Draco just found out his parents were Muggles, and called them 'filthy mudbloods' to Bruce's face during lunchtime."

"So Bruce grabs Malfoy, and drags him here."

"And he's been sticking Draco's head down the loo ever since?"

"Only after finding out which loo Hagrid was using first."

"Aren't you two going to do something?"

"We tried. 'mine and me tried. We searched the entire school, but nobody had a camera."

"Potter, if you don't get me one for my birthday next week I swear ..."

I keep seeing this one for Hector Hall, for Parents Day:

*Hector and Carter Hall are seeted in front of Dumbledore's desk.*

Dumbledore: Now, Mr. Hall, while I understand the term used was rather rude, and it likely would have provoked myself to anger as well, I'm going to have to relieve you fo your mace, as Madame Pomfrey has no desire to reattach Lucious Malfoy's head again.

[Charge]

"Oh hi Harry."

"What's happening?"

"You know that new student, Bruce?"

"Not really. Doesn't speak much."

"Well, Draco just found out his parents were Muggles, and called them 'filthy mudbloods' to Bruce's face during lunchtime."

"So Bruce grabs Malfoy, and drags him here."

"And he's been sticking Draco's head down the loo ever since?"

"Only after finding out which loo Hagrid was using first."

"Aren't you two going to do something?"

"We tried. 'mine and me tried. We searched the entire school, but nobody had a camera."

"Potter, if you don't get me one for my birthday next week I swear ..."

LOL - if it wasn't so long I'd sig it.

[Peter]

The following discover they are wizards and are accepted into Hogwarts.

Bruce Wayne (after his parents death)
Clark Kent (he'll still be an alien)
Reed Richards
Victor von Doom
Eric Lensherr (Magneto) [besides magic he'll have his magnetic powers]
Hector Hall (Dr.Fate)
Stephen Strange
Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II)

And Voldemort thought he had problems on his hands dealing with the kid with the scar on his forehead...

[Radical]

Reed Richards

Doom's gonna burst into tears after "Accursed" Richards beats him at the magic game. :D

[heretic]

"You know that new student, Bruce?"

"Not really. Doesn't speak much."

"Well, Draco just found out his parents were Muggles, and called them 'filthy mudbloods' to Bruce's face during lunchtime."

Could have been worse... think of Vic von Doom's response to such slurs... or Franklin Richards'....

HTG

[Magneto_X]

Could have been worse... think of Vic von Doom's response to such slurs... or Franklin Richards'....

HTG

Doom, yes but Franklin's uber-cosmic powers only activate if he is panicking or is afraid his parents/friends will die immediately.

Insulting him will just make sure Reed & Sue visit Narcissa & Lucius at home. Hilarity insues.

[Saint_007]

The following discover they are wizards and are accepted into Hogwarts.
They'll be kids, btw.

Ah. Darn.

How do they do?

How will they do in their classes?

What house will they be in?

Will they play Quiddich?

How do they interact with the staff?

What do they do with their life when they graduate?

What if they had replaced Harry Potter?

Bruce Wayne (after his parents death)

Adrian did this quite well. And the Wizards will discover why discrimination is a bad thing - especially for you when the other guy can truly and completely kick your ass.

Clark Kent (he'll still be an alien)

Give him two years and most attacks will be bouncing off him without leaving so much as a scratch. He'd be the Big Alien Kid On Campus...

Lois Lane

She'd probably pick a fight with every asshole there. Draco's head will be introduced to every wall on campus at least a few times. Not as bad as Bruce would, however...

Wally West

Well, he was quite the resourceful youngster as Kid Flash. But does he keep his super-speed? Since Wally gained his powers as a boy.

Hal Jordan

If he's anything like Pre-Parallax Hal Jordan, Hogwarts just earned a new champion.

Peter Parker

1. pre-spider-bite: He be the kid with good marks but low self esteem, usually laying low in the background. Might be one of the Potter crowd, though.
2. post-spider-bite: Same as (a), only he'd be stronger and more useful.

Johnny Storm

Punk with an attitude? (Which he was until much later in the FF comics)

Matt Murdock

[list=a][*]pre-blindness: Nothing special. He'd be an intelligent kid and doing well.[*]post-blindness: Think (a), but with an afterburner.

And boy, won't Malfoy be humiliated when the *blind kid* beats him at everything. With ridiculous ease.

Reed Richards

Some things or people, when placed in certain situations, become far too powerful for the known universe to handle. This is one of them.

Victor von Doom

We're screwed. He takes over Hogwarts so fast even Dumbledore will sit like a dazed Forrest Gump.

Eric Lensherr (Magneto) [besides magic he'll have his magnetic powers]

[list=a][*]before he knows he's a mutant: Malfoy's in a world of hurt whenever he brings up Magneto's past.[*]after he knows he's a mutant: After he knows his mutant powers?
It becomes a Supreme Test of Mastery of Magic to reconstruct Malfoy's remains after Magneto's done with him.

Cain Marko (Juggernaut)

Great, he was already green with envy because his step-brother Charles Xavier wasa powerful mutant. I'd say he becomes one of Malfoy's goons.

Mary-Jane Watson

Nothing special.

John Constantine

....

Well, ****, everyone and everything at Hogwarts are screwed.

Hector Hall (Dr.Fate)

Yeoman said it best.

Stephen Strange

He only became a magician after his travels and finding the eye of Agamotto. But I give him good odds of being the best Wizard in the world after two years.

Zantanna

Yeoman said it best.

Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing)

Jason Todd (Robin II)

Tim Drake (Robin III)

Jean Grey
a. before she knows she's a mutant
b. after she knows she's a mutant

Nathan Dayspring (Cable)
a. pre-techno-organic virus
b. post-techno-organic virus

Dinah Lance (Black Canary II)

Helena Bartelini (the Huntress)

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl)

Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II)
Bart Allen (Impulse/Kid Flash)

I'm too braindead to continue. Maybe later...

[Adrian Tullberg]

Could have been worse... think of Vic von Doom's response to such slurs...

"Now then, Victor ... "

"Professor."

"I wanted to have a little talk about ..."

"What I did to Draco Malfoy?"

"I'm afraid so."

"He insulted my mother."

"I see."

"The exact phrase was 'worthless Gypsy trash'. I offered him the chance to apologise, but he continued his slander. Clearly action had to be taken."

"And what led you to ... the actions you took?"

"At first I decided to crucify him."

"You mean, embarrass him in front of the other students?"

"No."

"Oh."

"I noticed some of the discarded support beams when you repaired part of the east wing, that gave me the idea. And there's lots of nails available in ..."

"Yes, yes. And why did you thankfully abandon this course of action?"

"I do not need martyrs ... not yet. There was no guarrantee he'd be found in time after spending half the night on the Quiddich field."

"Right ..."

"After putting a sleeping draught into his evening tea, I stripped his clothes off and dragged him into the main hall."

"And that's when you tied him ... naked ... to the dead donkey in a sexually compromising position."

"It felt appropriate considering the insults to my mother, Professor."

"His father was ... concerned, regarding his son found naked in front of Hogwart's student body like that."

"Then he will teach his son better manners in future."

[Magneto_X]

LMAO

*wipes tears from eyes*

Each one gets better and better.....

[Saint_007]

Tim Drake, Nightwing, or any other member of the Bat-family:

Draco Malfoy will find it hard to say any spells of sorts with a crushed windpipe.

[Zeta]

Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing)

Gryffindor. Superb at Quidditch. Moderate at everything else, aside from DADA.

Jason Todd (Robin II)

Slytherin. A cocky little snot who would problably try to take on everyone in the school at once.

Tim Drake (Robin III)

Ravenclaw. Excells in studies, all-around good at everything else.

Jean Grey
a. before she knows she's a mutant

Gryffindor. "Boy, Legimency and Oculumancy are so easy! Aren't they?"

b. after she knows she's a mutant

. . . oh goody. Dark Pheonix.

With magic.

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl)

Ravenclaw. Ends up being one of the most popular girls in school AND accumulates information at a rate that would make Hermione blanch. Pesters the librarian way too much.

Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II)

Hufflepuff. Ends up just being in the background a lot. Very good with all the teachers.

Bart Allen (Impulse/Kid Flash)

Gryffindor. Ends up being one of the most powerful entities in the known universe. Reads every book in the library on the first day, and manages to cast speels in one 2500th of a second. Goes on a jog the first day of classes and ends up stumbling accross the Philospher's Stone on a jog (after he just waddled past Fluffy and the other traps). He uses it as a paperweight.