Greg Anderson: Blackized Anti-Sterotypist!
I was just reading Amazing spider-man #6 and I thought this was kind of funny
J. Jonah Jameson: You mean he sent it through the mail, Miss Brant?
Betty Brant: Yes sir! After all, I guess Spider-man can mail a letter like anyone else!
Betty Brant: it says "roses, are red, violets are blue... I'm still at large, so phooey to you!"
JJJ: well don't just stand there! Tear it up! Burn it!
Greg, what book is that from?
Edige of Time:
Peter: Oh, what?! This thing teleports now?
Miguel: It what?
Peter: TELEPORT! Crack a dictionary!
Peter: And who are you supposed to be?
Random Mook: The guy who's gonna kill you.
Peter: Oh welcome to the club, they're having jackets made! What size are you, 7XL?
Peter: Miguel, there's nothing left here to trash. Did they turn into something else, like, I dunno? Kittens?
Miguel: Yeah, small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
Insidious Six, Part 2:
Spider-Man: Yeeouch! I hate to see the repair bill on that. Can't you find somebody coordinated to work with?
Doc Ock: Scorpion, you malodorous bungler!
Scorpion: People are always doing that. I hate to be called names!
Spider-Man: Scorpy, you gonna take that abuse from a six-armed freak?
Spider-Man: [A rapels down side of building] This is my cue to skadoo.
Doc Ock: Scorpion, you have made a big mistake of making me angry!
Spider-Man: Blessed are the peacemakers.
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“For the natural born smartass, nine times out of ten
the "smartass impulse" is acted upon before the brain
has even engaged in first gear.” - Stephen King?