the best of spidey's trash talking

[Greg Anderson]

LOL!!!!

[Russ840]

LOL!!!!

Lol awesome

[Randumbz]

I was just reading Amazing spider-man #6 and I thought this was kind of funny

J. Jonah Jameson: You mean he sent it through the mail, Miss Brant?
Betty Brant: Yes sir! After all, I guess Spider-man can mail a letter like anyone else!
Betty Brant: it says "roses, are red, violets are blue... I'm still at large, so phooey to you!"
JJJ: well don't just stand there! Tear it up! Burn it!

[DamnYellow]

Greg, what book is that from?

[Randumbz]

Greg, what book is that from?

That was the issue of avengers academy when spider-man was a substitute teacher for the kids

[SuperCooper]

LOL!!!!

Awkward silences are the best silences.

[Shadow Skill]

Heres another gem.

http://spideyquips.tumblr.com/image/20482799639

http://spideyquips.tumblr.com/image/17232599152

[Ballard Blues]

Edige of Time:
Peter: Oh, what?! This thing teleports now?
Miguel: It what?
Peter: TELEPORT! Crack a dictionary!

Peter: And who are you supposed to be?
Random Mook: The guy who's gonna kill you.
Peter: Oh welcome to the club, they're having jackets made! What size are you, 7XL?

Peter: Miguel, there's nothing left here to trash. Did they turn into something else, like, I dunno? Kittens?
Miguel: Yeah, small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
Peter: Awww!

Insidious Six, Part 2:
Spider-Man: Yeeouch! I hate to see the repair bill on that. Can't you find somebody coordinated to work with?
Doc Ock: Scorpion, you malodorous bungler!
Scorpion: People are always doing that. I hate to be called names!
Spider-Man: Scorpy, you gonna take that abuse from a six-armed freak?
Scorpion: Never!
Spider-Man: [A rapels down side of building] This is my cue to skadoo.
Doc Ock: Scorpion, you have made a big mistake of making me angry!
Spider-Man: Blessed are the peacemakers.

Funny every time!

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