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    Were You There? Michael P's Avatar
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    Default The "When Will Alex Get Married" Pool

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex
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    Im not getting married, if a baby happens to come about, theres going to be a very happy gay couple or impetant man somewhere.
    So yeah, the boy's doomed. And as long as this is the case, we might as well have some fun, what?

    Pick a month and year in which you think Alex will, willingly or no, become balled and chained. The person who gets closest to the actual date gets first pick of the bridesmaids.

    My pick: August, 2008.
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    I say September.......






    2015 :D

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    I will recuse myself from bridesmaids since I am married. But I can't resist guessing.

    You know, it's the loud I'll-never-get-tied-down types that fall the hardest. (I was one so I know.) He meets the right girl and it's all over, especially if she mentions something about not wanting anything from him. May of '08.
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    Within 9 months after he knocks up his girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant
    Within 9 months after he knocks up his girlfriend.
    im not going to knock her up!!!
    And i won't be getting married anytime.
    ...
    Soon.
    Nothing's gonna happen without a warning

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    I'm with Grant on this one. The moment he knocks her up there's going to be a shotgun wedding, and I will be there...playing Joy Division to spell Alex's doom.

    And I did not know that a condition such as "impetance" existed. Perhaps Alex can enlighten us more on this strange new dysfunction that results from getting one's significant other preggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Ghetto Fabulous Adam Flex

    And I did not know that a condition such as "impetance" existed. Perhaps Alex can enlighten us more on this strange new dysfunction that results from getting one's significant other preggers.
    Its a typo, because i can't spell.
    Like when you type Joy Division you actually mean to type "Any band but Joy Division, because they are really bad."
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    Well we are taking Alex to Vegas after SDCC so make that of what you will
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Well we are taking Alex to Vegas after SDCC so make that of what you will
    Im not marrying you for citizenship, and it wouldn't be legal anyway.
    Nothing's gonna happen without a warning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex
    Im not marrying you for citizenship, and it wouldn't be legal anyway.
    I don't want to marry you, but I am flattered that you picked me out of all of us who are going
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    I'm guessing fairly quickly, if he doesn't want to get shanked in his bunk. And I even found the blushing bride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex
    Im not marrying you for citizenship, and it wouldn't be legal anyway.
    Fabian has a Canadian citizen he's planning on marrying. Now, that's not to say you won't be getting married.



    *kisses*

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    And I thought Hawk was the one who would be wearing dresses
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    When I am 21 and am legally able to leash him, using him as my mad not-so-secret-weapon of annoyance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    And I thought Hawk was the one who would be wearing dresses
    He doesn't know it yet.
    Or, he knows it, but he doesn't know we are serious.
    Nothing's gonna happen without a warning

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