Okay, so I've been gone/highly busy for a while. Usually, when I get a chance, I visit the CBR to entertain myself (keeping entertained in a high-stress environment is good).
But lately, and forgive me if my bluntness offends, this joint sucks. It's been one massive bitchfest, flamewar, blankety-blank thing all rolled up into one massive pile.
So, I'm doing this so we can all attempt to relax, unclench, and have something that's been lacking here at the Comm Board and the Rumbles Board (and DC, come to think of it) - fun.
This is the "Make up an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster" Thread...Game...Thingy. The rules are simple. See the title? That's the rule. The more absurd, outrageous, and entertaining, the better.
*And to answer why I, a Rumbler, posted this in the Comm Board...Matt and Capt. Sarc may have an answer. (Got inspired after reading that one thread)*