The "Make up an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster" Thread/Game/Thingy

**Demonicuss Krinn** · 04-28-2005, 07:22 AM

Okay, so I've been gone/highly busy for a while. Usually, when I get a chance, I visit the CBR to entertain myself (keeping entertained in a high-stress environment is good).

But lately, and forgive me if my bluntness offends, this joint sucks. It's been one massive bitchfest, flamewar, blankety-blank thing all rolled up into one massive pile.

So, I'm doing this so we can all attempt to relax, unclench, and have something that's been lacking here at the Comm Board and the Rumbles Board (and DC, come to think of it) - fun.

This is the "Make up an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster" Thread...Game...Thingy. The rules are simple. See the title? That's the rule. The more absurd, outrageous, and entertaining, the better.

*And to answer why I, a Rumbler, posted this in the Comm Board...Matt and Capt. Sarc may have an answer. (Got inspired after reading that one thread)*

**Ed Cunard** · 04-28-2005, 07:25 AM

Demonicuss Krinn helped an old lady across the road once.

Of course, the other side was a cliff dropping off onto a large area filled with spikes, but it's the thought that counts, no matter how messy the outcome.

**eJm** · 04-28-2005, 07:26 AM

Ed Cunard is the father of Britney's Baby!

*prays he hasn't killed the thread already*

**Michael P** · 04-28-2005, 07:33 AM

EJM masturbates. Not because he likes the feeling, but because he hates kittens.

**Rebuilt In Error** · 04-28-2005, 07:36 AM

Michael Pullman believes in the chavtastic use of an all over burberry tartan tracksuit as well as matching cap and t-shirt.

His trouser legs are tucked into his socks and he likes to sing racists songs while drinking the most fashionable of all tonic wines - Buckfast.

His sexual practices are short, fast and of the "it wis guid fur me" variety and his genitals remain unwashed despite numerous health warnings at his heroin rehab check ups.

His tattoos distinctly bear an air of d.i.y. prison jobs and his earrings are made of the finest fake gold.

Here He is - http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/de...p?image_id=925

**thehod** · 04-28-2005, 07:47 AM

Rebuilt in Error was actually was actually rebuilt intentionally. They just made such a shocking job of it that it was covered up as a mistake.

**Wesley Dodds** · 04-28-2005, 07:52 AM

The Hod collects soiled panties.

**Demonicuss Krinn** · 04-28-2005, 07:58 AM

Wesley Doods collects soil samples.

Soil samples from the yards of the women he stalks.

**Solaris** · 04-28-2005, 08:00 AM

Wesley Dodds is a transvestite Hare Krishna in cheap clothing.

How can you tell? He wears his robe on the opposite shoulder from other Hare Krishnas, wears a wig cap over his bald head, and his collections tambourine has sequins.