Ok, lets settle this once and for all. Do you like cool ninjas, or sissy pirates better?
PS. Boo pirates!
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Thread: Ninjas or Pirates?
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04-02-2005, 10:37 AM #1Crimefighter. No, really.
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Ninjas or Pirates?
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04-02-2005, 10:46 AM #2Junior Member
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Ninja all the day, every day of the week.
Ninjas had to sew their bollocks into their stomachs so if they got kicked between the legs it didnt hurt. Where's the pirate equivalent of that?! Huh?! HUH?!
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04-02-2005, 11:39 AM #3"It's got chicken legs."
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How about pirate ninjas? Or better yet, dwarven monkey zombie cyborg pirate ninjas...from outer space!
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04-02-2005, 03:09 PM #4Cheeky Monkey
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Berens, man, I think you need help. You've become obsessed with Pirates vs. Ninjas.
Especially since everybody knows, PIRATES RULE!!!Notes from Casa de Weasel.
Truth matters, people.
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"Those who don't try are Failure's whiny bitches." :) - Larry Dixon
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04-02-2005, 03:15 PM #5New Member
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Pirates vs Ninjas
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04-02-2005, 03:50 PM #6Bobo T. Chimpanzee
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Ninja's. Way better skill.
One ninja is enough to take a ship of pirates. Wouldn't know what hit them until the captain realized all of his men are no where to be found, and before he realizes it. He's hanging from the sail of his ship with a grappling hook through his throat.
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04-02-2005, 05:50 PM #7Hello, hunnies!
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The skill of ninjas is inversely proportional to their numbers though.
One ninja = uber badass
100 ninjas = I could beat them.
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04-02-2005, 05:52 PM #8BANNED
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it all comes down to naruto vs luffy...then the multiverse collapses
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04-02-2005, 08:15 PM #9Senior Member
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Pirates get the wenches. Pirates > Ninjas
Pro Wrestling: IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
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04-03-2005, 04:47 AM #10comic book gleek
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The only fair and just way to judge is by using the "Dead Sketch Comedian" scale.
Grahm Chapman (of Monty Python's Flying Circus) starred in Yellowbeard.
Chris Farley (of Saturday Night Live) starred in Beverly Hills Ninja.
Farley was never half as funny as Chapman on the fat boy's best day.
SNL is nothing more than a Flying Circus rip-off anyway, and a bad one at that.
Ninjas wet the bed."Your derail-fu is WEAK, grasshopper." -- Sabrinaset
"Some of you had your sense of humor surgically removed when you got an internet connection." -- Rob McNew (paraphrased)
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04-03-2005, 05:21 AM #11Heavy Metal War Machine
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My college had a Nijas vs. Pirates dance and it's a big thing on campus.
Where did this debate start? A webcomic or something?
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04-03-2005, 10:31 AM #12Skillet!
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Pirates are so underrated.
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04-03-2005, 12:36 PM #13Crimefighter. No, really.
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That's interesting. I had no idea the debate over ninjas and pirates existed outside this forum. This one got started because as soon as Gail left, the pirate lovers on this forum started misbehaving, saying that they were better, and blah blah, blah. As far as I can tell, ninjas are way more popular in this forum. Who is more popular at your school?
Originally Posted by PatrickG
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04-03-2005, 01:14 PM #14Clean air & water please
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As far as I can tell, Ninja skills on large waterborne vessels is nil. Even if he/they manage to kill all the pirates, they will die alone at sea. Also, pirates are crafty enough to go out to a samurai warlord to hire some onboard their boat for protection to wipe out their arch-nemesis!
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04-03-2005, 04:57 PM #15New Member
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Easily resolved
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/no...spynod176.html"I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance."
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